Discount Ferik Jurgen
@discountguardsman.bsky.social
Psychology Major with an ADHD-addled brain and a serious obsession with all things nerdy. Ask me about the Horus Heresy then buckle up... we'll be a while!
#EldenRing
“YOU DIED”
Oh really? What gave it away? Was it my corpse being turned into chutney by a giant?!? 😤
“YOU DIED”
Oh really? What gave it away? Was it my corpse being turned into chutney by a giant?!? 😤
a black background with red letters that say `` you died ''
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November 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
#EldenRing
“YOU DIED”
Oh really? What gave it away? Was it my corpse being turned into chutney by a giant?!? 😤
“YOU DIED”
Oh really? What gave it away? Was it my corpse being turned into chutney by a giant?!? 😤
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
@vampirecadet.bsky.social this print of yours is wicked!!! 💀
November 23, 2025 at 11:58 AM
@vampirecadet.bsky.social this print of yours is wicked!!! 💀
Me watching the Witcher and urging Geralt to start Geralting the toothy monk!
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November 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Me watching the Witcher and urging Geralt to start Geralting the toothy monk!
@vampirecadet.bsky.social Alrighty, here we go!
November 22, 2025 at 10:26 AM
@vampirecadet.bsky.social Alrighty, here we go!
That last episode of Welcome to Derry tho! 👀
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November 22, 2025 at 9:50 AM
That last episode of Welcome to Derry tho! 👀
@vampirecadet.bsky.social Flipping heck, its £15 today!!!
November 21, 2025 at 12:00 PM
@vampirecadet.bsky.social Flipping heck, its £15 today!!!
Okay but why do the opening credits of #WelcometoDerry scare the shit out of me more than the subject matter? 😂 🤡 🎈
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November 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Okay but why do the opening credits of #WelcometoDerry scare the shit out of me more than the subject matter? 😂 🤡 🎈
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D&D Critters!
November 16, 2025 at 10:35 PM
D&D Critters!
@vampirecadet.bsky.social I see your festive Pepsi and I raise you… 🎄 ⛄️ 😂
November 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
@vampirecadet.bsky.social I see your festive Pepsi and I raise you… 🎄 ⛄️ 😂
I AM ASKING FOR SO LITTLE AT THIS POINT!!!!
November 16, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I AM ASKING FOR SO LITTLE AT THIS POINT!!!!
@vampirecadet.bsky.social if you heard me squeaking with glee and kicking my feet… you absolutely did because my new airbrush tool arrived 😂
November 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
@vampirecadet.bsky.social if you heard me squeaking with glee and kicking my feet… you absolutely did because my new airbrush tool arrived 😂
I wonder if THAT’s what the Orange Idiot meant when he said he wanted to “drain the swamp”? 🤣
November 15, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I wonder if THAT’s what the Orange Idiot meant when he said he wanted to “drain the swamp”? 🤣
Dunno what it is, but I am REALLY digging Lana Washington’s hairdo this season!
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Dunno what it is, but I am REALLY digging Lana Washington’s hairdo this season!
This is what you started with, @vampirecadet.bsky.social !?! 🤣
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
This is what you started with, @vampirecadet.bsky.social !?! 🤣
I am so fucked 😂
November 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I am so fucked 😂
Hoo boy… here we go again! 🤣 @vampirecadet.bsky.social #EldenRing
November 14, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Hoo boy… here we go again! 🤣 @vampirecadet.bsky.social #EldenRing
We should have an annual anti-Tory day that culminates in throwing eggs at Thatcher’s statue.
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 PM
We should have an annual anti-Tory day that culminates in throwing eggs at Thatcher’s statue.
Inquisitorial rosettes finished! Painter, lacquered and ready for whatever Warhammer Con I choose to attend in 2026! 😂 #Warhammer #WH40K
November 13, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Inquisitorial rosettes finished! Painter, lacquered and ready for whatever Warhammer Con I choose to attend in 2026! 😂 #Warhammer #WH40K
Today’s psychology takeaway? Crows are some of the smartest animals on earth. 🐦⬛
Pigeons are dumb as fuck. 😂
Pigeons are dumb as fuck. 😂
November 12, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Today’s psychology takeaway? Crows are some of the smartest animals on earth. 🐦⬛
Pigeons are dumb as fuck. 😂
Pigeons are dumb as fuck. 😂
@vampirecadet.bsky.social next time you visit my camp, if you interact with the suit of armour it will give you your own set of wearable knight’s armour with glowing red eyes!
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November 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
@vampirecadet.bsky.social next time you visit my camp, if you interact with the suit of armour it will give you your own set of wearable knight’s armour with glowing red eyes!
Get absolutely fucked, Kim Davis, you third-rate fucking pylon! 🙌 🥳
BREAKING: Supreme Court rejects challenge to gay marriage decision
Supreme Court rejects challenge to gay marriage decision
It signals that, for now, same-sex marriage remains settled law.
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November 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Get absolutely fucked, Kim Davis, you third-rate fucking pylon! 🙌 🥳
I heard you could mow down racist twats in Red Dead Redemption 2 like it was a cool summer’s day… brb!
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November 11, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I heard you could mow down racist twats in Red Dead Redemption 2 like it was a cool summer’s day… brb!
I think my #Fallout Nuka Cola bottle is just about done. I tried a couple of different things to scuff and warp the bottle so it looked like it had actually been through an atomic war, but I’m not sure if its worked or not.
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I think my #Fallout Nuka Cola bottle is just about done. I tried a couple of different things to scuff and warp the bottle so it looked like it had actually been through an atomic war, but I’m not sure if its worked or not.