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Kitsu
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lizard dicks and mommy issues

he/him || 40s || queer || no minors pls

Ransetsu Ryuzoji on Brynhildr

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Fuck yeah pay raise. It's nothing bank breaking but something is better than nothing lol. This is the second one in the last 6 months I think.
All, Eligible employees will receive a 3% pay rate increase. Raises will go into effect on January 25, 2026, and will be in the February 13, 2026, paychecks. Employees in primary, secondary, etc. positions hired before October 1, 2025, are eligible for an increase and must not have received a disciplinary action type II during FY25 (Oct. 1, 2024-Sept. 30, 2025.)
December 4, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Y'SHTOLA HAS ELEVEN SISTERS???? This is NOT the lore I was expecting to get out of Cosmic Exploration lmao.
A white-haired, golden-eyed Mi'qote from Final Fantasy XIV named Y'adebh. Her speech bubble reads: "Has Shtola made no mention of me? Though our mothers differ, she and I are two of twelve daughters sired by our late father, Rhul. Naturally, I am the eldest."
December 1, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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My drink station at work tonight lmao. Glad I'm charge so I can go pee whenever I want!
A picture of 5 drinks on a desk: a can of Monster, a strawberry protein shake, a bottle of Zipfizz, a chocolate protein shake, and a water bottle.
November 30, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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The cuck chair in question from the second floor bathroom.
A single occupancy bathroom. There is a chair that faces the toilet.
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Glad our art can be appreciated lmao
Yomama' Yoma >> now thats the kind of power couple i like to see Yomama' Yoma agrees wholeheartedly with you. Yomama' Yoma agrees wholeheartedly with Varian Ryuzoji. A pair of players from Final Fantasy XIV. The figure on the left is wearing a Moogle costume. The figure on the right is wearing a Namazu costume.
November 22, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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I've changed my search info a few times, but this is the one that's stuck around the longest and gotten the most compliments.
A FFXIV Adventurer Plate for Ransetsu Ryuzoji. The search info says "The only thing hetero about me is my chromia."
November 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Please enjoy these chucklefucks <3
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Please enjoy this fucker
A blurple-skinned, ivory-scaled, white-haired au ra poses on the moon with a hand placed behind his head.
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Coming up on 6 years!
12/18/2019: Battle achievement "To Crush Your Enemies I" earned!
November 4, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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Well shit :I
A screenshot showing the server status of Final Fantasy XIV's North American worlds, showing all four worlds are offline.
November 4, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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MY PERSEVERANCE HAS PAID OFF. I'm finally back in the top 20 on Bryn according to Lalachievements lmao
A screenshot from Lalachievements showing a user's Achievement score and rank. He has a score of 25,040 which encompasses 82% of possible achievements. His Global rank is 1,625 and his World rank is 20. The most recent achievement he accomplished was The Might Phantastick: Staff Penumbrae and his rarest achievement is A Load of Verminion III.
November 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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It's a Craftsman, it was $100 off, it's purple, AND it was the last one left. It was truly meant to be.
November 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Husband and I put off doing PVP and now we're scrambling. I know we have like, 9 weeks give or take but no sense in putting it all off until the last minute lol
A screenshot displaying my Series Malmstone level. I'm at series level 8, with the biggest reward being at level 25.
October 31, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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IDK why this font choice + the text is sending me.

DOES anyone read old man yaoi 🤔
A screenshot from Discord, previewing the new display name style feature. The user's name is listed as Old Man Yaoi and the message reads "does anyone read this?"
October 31, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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IT IS DONE!!!!! This is such a pain in the dick achievement AND it's hardly worth doing. You will NEVER successfully meld 10,000 times without grinding...
10/29/2025 - Getting Too Attached VII: Successfully affix 10,000 materia. 10 points.
October 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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LOOK AT THIS FUCKING THING I HAD TO BUY
An image of a seven-tailed fox plush. It is white with orange markings and a floral-print ribbon around its neck.
October 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Oh, it IS that time of year again. We never completed our anniversary from last year actually. We had it all set up and then we slept right through it lmao.
A notification for an Anniversary of Eternal Bonding. It reads "It is the anniversary of your Eternal Bonding. Proceed to the Sanctum of the Twelve in the East Shroud and speak with Hawu Bajihri to celebrate this truly singular occasion."
October 27, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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TT^TT SO close to being done... It really isn't too bad when you only do 125k points each per patch. I've seen people that are done already but it's like, you rush through it and miss out on all the NEW stuff they add each planet!
Cosmic Class Tracker Carpenter: 252,141 Blacksmith: 250,650 Armorer: 250,972 Goldsmight: 250,084 Leatherworker: 251,150 Weaver: 210,005 Alchemist: 250,863 Culinarian: 133,292 Miner: 250,039 Botanist: 250,642 Fisher: 185,484
October 26, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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Great advice, I'm sure those extra 4 minutes would make all the difference!
A screenshot of advice from a health app. It reads "Improve Your Bedtime. Your bedtime of 11:37 AM is too late, affecting your sleep quality and overall health. Consider aiming for a more consistent bedtime closer to your average of 11:33 AM. This can help improve your energy score and overall well-being. Keep up the effort!"
October 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Gave my lalafell friend a Warp Loader mount and this was his response.
A letter that reads "Ty for the bulldozer, I will try not to abuse it too much. I only have 1M gil, so I am too poor to pay you for it, but you can have this as a token of thanks. I hope it suffices." Attached is a single Lemonette.
October 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Putting the mommy issues in "lizard dicks and mommy issues" tonight.
A screenshot of my bluesky profile. It reads "lizard dicks and mommy issues"
October 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Anyway, I'm exhausted and I still have two more days this week (Monday and Friday).
An exhausted Au Ra takes a smoke break
October 6, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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Down two pods at work and 66+ patients means even charge has to take a group, which means no breaks tonight...
An exhausted Au Ra takes a smoke break
October 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Local celebrity sighting on Bryn lmao
A screenshot of Voxer Elafiel's adventurer plate.
October 4, 2025 at 8:06 AM