Christian Manahl
@discordillusions.bsky.social
He's just zis guy, you know?
maybe we should turn the constitution off and back on again
February 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
maybe we should turn the constitution off and back on again
arts and crafts
February 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
arts and crafts
maybe if i stare at the tracking info for my package it'll come faster
February 10, 2025 at 4:14 AM
maybe if i stare at the tracking info for my package it'll come faster
when one door closes, another one opens. this submarine is doomed
February 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
when one door closes, another one opens. this submarine is doomed
'i'll be there five minutes early' actually means 'i'll be there between ten minutes early and thirty minutes late'. and if it's a house party, all bets are off.
February 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
'i'll be there five minutes early' actually means 'i'll be there between ten minutes early and thirty minutes late'. and if it's a house party, all bets are off.
I think George Costanza is the best television character of all time.
January 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I think George Costanza is the best television character of all time.
It's not that vegetables taste bad, they just don't taste good
January 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
It's not that vegetables taste bad, they just don't taste good
Everyone likes a hot bath. I think this is because we all have some subconscious desire to *be* soup.
January 27, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Everyone likes a hot bath. I think this is because we all have some subconscious desire to *be* soup.
Reposted by Christian Manahl
V838.
Each color shows the passage of time. As the bright flash of light left the star, it illuminated the dust surrounding it, but because space is so big, we actually see the light travelling and illuminating the dust as it goes along.
By Judy Schmidt.
www.flickr.com/photos/geckz...
🔭 🧪
Each color shows the passage of time. As the bright flash of light left the star, it illuminated the dust surrounding it, but because space is so big, we actually see the light travelling and illuminating the dust as it goes along.
By Judy Schmidt.
www.flickr.com/photos/geckz...
🔭 🧪
January 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
V838.
Each color shows the passage of time. As the bright flash of light left the star, it illuminated the dust surrounding it, but because space is so big, we actually see the light travelling and illuminating the dust as it goes along.
By Judy Schmidt.
www.flickr.com/photos/geckz...
🔭 🧪
Each color shows the passage of time. As the bright flash of light left the star, it illuminated the dust surrounding it, but because space is so big, we actually see the light travelling and illuminating the dust as it goes along.
By Judy Schmidt.
www.flickr.com/photos/geckz...
🔭 🧪
I bring a really 'i like to do magic tricks that last longer than 60 seconds' vibe to the social media landscape that shortform content doesnt really get
(please give me 90 seconds i just need a few more)
(please give me 90 seconds i just need a few more)
January 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I bring a really 'i like to do magic tricks that last longer than 60 seconds' vibe to the social media landscape that shortform content doesnt really get
(please give me 90 seconds i just need a few more)
(please give me 90 seconds i just need a few more)
January 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Reposted by Christian Manahl
i've taken shits that lasted longer than the tiktok ban
January 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
i've taken shits that lasted longer than the tiktok ban
when i read 'a picture of dorian gray', i read it stoned. i don't just think it's how oscar wilde would have wanted it, i KNOW so. he came to me and said so as a gay ghost.
January 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
when i read 'a picture of dorian gray', i read it stoned. i don't just think it's how oscar wilde would have wanted it, i KNOW so. he came to me and said so as a gay ghost.
mazel tov is spanish for 'happy new year'
January 8, 2025 at 7:14 AM
mazel tov is spanish for 'happy new year'
i did a gig for the kansas city chiefs and met someone who worked at the stadium. i asked him if he got to drive the zamboni
January 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
i did a gig for the kansas city chiefs and met someone who worked at the stadium. i asked him if he got to drive the zamboni
My mailbox is frozen shut, so if any of you sent me any urgent letters--
January 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
My mailbox is frozen shut, so if any of you sent me any urgent letters--
If you wanna give something a tidy you spruce something up. what happens when you birch something up? pine something up? apple tree it up? i think oaking it up is a sex act
January 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
If you wanna give something a tidy you spruce something up. what happens when you birch something up? pine something up? apple tree it up? i think oaking it up is a sex act
i remembered that syzygy was a word
January 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
i remembered that syzygy was a word
imagine scrabble, but 'zzzxyzxqux' was a word. like how awesome would it feel to play zzzxyzxqux
January 4, 2025 at 7:02 AM
imagine scrabble, but 'zzzxyzxqux' was a word. like how awesome would it feel to play zzzxyzxqux
pineapples are either grenades, or they go on pizza.
January 3, 2025 at 4:48 AM
pineapples are either grenades, or they go on pizza.
note to self: bluesky will be a place where i write notes to self for the whole world to see for some reason
January 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
note to self: bluesky will be a place where i write notes to self for the whole world to see for some reason
every time you go to ihop there's always one server that is inexplicably hot
January 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
every time you go to ihop there's always one server that is inexplicably hot
December 31, 2024 at 7:35 PM
i tell jokes a lot and i would like to test them out here sometimes
December 31, 2024 at 4:04 AM
i tell jokes a lot and i would like to test them out here sometimes