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31, they/them, very nice and gay
on one hand I'm glad they're giving themselves a sustainable workload. however, this is 9/11 for me personally
October 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
skybox is fake again
August 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I know I married the right woman... she dropped casually into conversation that she made this masterpiece a few years ago
August 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
not to philly, but I have taken it to NYC. i would describe the experience as Aight although the megabus man still makes me uneasy

as an aside, I am also taking a trip up to philly soon! (like, in a week.) any recs?
August 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I even started and finished a novel yesterday. last time I did that was when I was in the hospital!
July 31, 2025 at 1:33 PM
nobody wants to buy these snowmen. buy my snowmen!
July 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
hey, any Ravens fans who can identify this signature for me? it is ostensibly an "authentic NFL game ball" from super bowl 35, not that there's a certificate of authenticity or anything I can find. it's been chilling in a dusty musty closet for 25 years
July 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
June 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
sometimes i go on my twitter for the 3 people i follow, which are two friends and this one japanese orioles fan who is adorable
June 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
not to lib out but we need this back
June 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
June 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
they put sans undertale in pop'n????
May 16, 2025 at 10:36 PM
my wife said "this was an impulse pickup"
May 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
it's very humorous, yes. the humor in question is bile
May 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
"your final jeopardy: some would say this youtube series, which started in 2009, is best left in the past"

"what is uhhhh (checks smudged writing on hand)"
May 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
April 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
a film that takes place where you're from: double word score, this was filmed when I was in fifth grade and part of it was at the house of one of my classmates. so not just local as in baltimore to me, *neighborhood-level* local
April 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
this one!
April 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
can someone please edit me that image of Dr Phil holding out a book to the viewer expectantly except replace the book with W Edwards Deming's Out of the Crisis
April 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
March 31, 2025 at 4:54 PM
why would you use signal for classified intel when you can use it to be annoying at your wife
March 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
also this is fucking RICH. this was in response to someone saying "80-100 hours a week is exploitative." anyway, he was literally sobbing on his deathbed about how his greatest regret was working so much that he felt like he couldn't see his kids grow up. learn a life lesson if you may
March 25, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I'm the child good morning
March 25, 2025 at 11:53 AM
me right now.
March 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
March 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM