Natalie
LightNews LightNews
banner
discopigeon.bsky.social
Natalie
@discopigeon.bsky.social
830 followers 280 following 13K posts
Very boring, very sensible. Everything is ridiculous and everything is absurd.

Peace & Love and my cat, Maggie 🐈‍⬛
Posts Replies Media Videos
discopigeon.bsky.social
I think £2 million and a prolonged period of proper rest and maybe a nice private tropical island will fix me...
The words "I ask for snuggles, but all I get are struggles" over a photo of a little racoon who has glassy eyes so looks near to tears.
August 23, 2025 at 10:23 AM
discopigeon.bsky.social
Evergreen mood ✨

Good morning everyone, sending love and hoping you can all have as wonderful a Wednesday as is possible for you 💚🧡💙

[Illustration by sunlightafterdark on Instagram]
An illustrated black cat, sitting in a big green chair, reading a book that has a heart on the front, there is a little set of drawers to the left with a lit candle on and a flower in a vase, and a big red lamp sits to the right of the chair. The wording reads "I don't want to think today, I just want to be cosy".
August 20, 2025 at 6:17 AM
discopigeon.bsky.social
There are wintry/Christmas bits in the shops already. Isn't that exciting! 🎄☃️🤭

[Please don't block me. Please don't block me!]
Ceramic cookie jars on a shop shelf in the shape of penguins (with green bats on) and snowmen (with red hats on).
August 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
discopigeon.bsky.social
Anyway, me and my pals are just at the cinema now, so have a lovely afternoon x
Little "Travelling Ted" and green "Turbo Tortoise" soft toys, poking out of a tote bag. An advertising board in the cinema foyer for the new Superman movie.
August 19, 2025 at 11:37 AM
discopigeon.bsky.social
Ah thanks haha. But yes, it's brill to be able to get a finished product that you've made & it also vaguely resembles what you wanted! For example, my newly 10 y/o nephew got a little knitted peapod as a gift from me the other day. He was so smiley when sis told him I made it especially for him! 😆
A small bowl of peas on a table, with a knitted "peapod" gift sitting next to it. A hand knitted pea pod, containing three different coloured green peas sitting on top of the knitting pattern, with a pen next to it for scale.
August 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
discopigeon.bsky.social
Snoozles right next to her actual cat bed that she refuses to use! 😄 The silly sausage 🥰
Pretty little cat, sitting in her new cardboard box, which is right next to a pink cat bed that she has never used. Except that one time when I moved it to the "donate" pile of items I was sorting. Then she showed an interest, so I kept it "just in case".
August 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
discopigeon.bsky.social
"So how do we play with this thing then...?

Ah, perfect, got it!" 🗯️🐈‍⬛❤️🥳
Pretty tortoiseshell cat, looking at a scratch pad toy. Little cat sitting in the box part of her scratch pad toy, since the scratch pad part was removed. Little cat sitting down in a box with her birthday cards next to her, and a little ladybug toy. Little cat, now fully laying down in her new box.
August 17, 2025 at 11:35 AM
discopigeon.bsky.social
Just popping in the portal for a bit, anyone want owt?
An accidental blurred photo of the garden that looks like the camera was spinning around as the photo was taken.
August 17, 2025 at 10:32 AM
discopigeon.bsky.social
Just in case you haven't yet seen a squirrel enjoying a custard cream this morning 🐿️🦊
Side view of a grey squirrel, sitting on a garden wall, with a whole custard cream biscuit in its mouth, most of it poking out though, as the squirrel only has a little mouth, which makes the biscuit look bigger than it is. A grey squirrel sitting on a garden wall, eating their custard cream biscuit.
August 17, 2025 at 9:13 AM
discopigeon.bsky.social
I hope she's had a nice day. She even had a bit of time outside to show off her new collar, and glitter bow tie, that her big brother (my human son 🤭) got for her ❤️ x
Pretty tortoiseshell cat, sitting upright on a garden wall, wearing her new collar, which also has a new glittery now tie on it.
August 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
discopigeon.bsky.social
Work are scouting around seeing if anyone wants extra hours today, and on the one hand, that'd be handy to help keep Maggie in the manner to which she has become accustomed, but on the other we are only halfway through Garfield and still have The Lion King to watch, too, soooo...
A TV showing a clip from the Garfield movie.
August 16, 2025 at 1:02 PM
discopigeon.bsky.social
I could make you an "R" one if you like! Can't see an otter or robin pattern though 🤔 I made Matthew one with a dinosaur on. I think he was thrilled! 😬🥰🦕🧶
A green, hand knitted square, with a pattern of a dinosaur knitted into the middle of it.
August 16, 2025 at 12:22 PM
discopigeon.bsky.social
Oh, forgot to show you, I knitted Maggie a little personalised placemat to keep her blankets less mucky as she likes to sit on them on the windowsill for her meals, so she can enjoy the garden view whilst eating 🐈‍⬛❤️
A pretty cat, sitting on her blankets on the windowsill. She is looking out of the window and is sat next to an orange hand knitted square with the letter M on it. A little cat, sitting on her windowsill, eating her food which is in a bowl on top of an orange knitted square, being used as a placemat.
August 16, 2025 at 11:05 AM
discopigeon.bsky.social
Well, first of all was present opening and watching some of The Aristocats 🐈 but yes, then some snoozing and hopefully some playing with her new scratch pad activity toy thingy! We have no sun here! Oh, re eating, yes, she has had some dreamies in her new bowl too! ❤️❤️❤️
Little cat, eating a few Dreamies, in front of a TV which is playing the Disney film, The Aristocats, in the background.
August 16, 2025 at 10:39 AM
discopigeon.bsky.social
Aw hopefully! She seemed just as happy with it today ❤️
Pretty little cat, sitting on her windowsill underneath her birthday banner which reads Happy Birthday Mags. She is looking up as though she's reading it.
August 16, 2025 at 10:24 AM
discopigeon.bsky.social
Maggie's banner could probably use a refresh by now, but I can't bring myself to chuck it out. She seemed so proud of it when she first saw it on her 1st birthday 🎈 (she's now 6).
Little tortoiseshell cat, standing on the windowsill with her hind legs, with her front paws resting on the back door handle, and window frame that is next to the windowsill. She seems to be proudly admiring her birthday banner, which reads Happy Birthday Mags 1.
August 16, 2025 at 10:06 AM
discopigeon.bsky.social
Too much?! 🎊

Happy Birthday Weekend to my beautiful girl, Maggie ❤️
Pretty little brown and orange tortoiseshell cat, sitting on her windowsill, looking up at her birthday banner that is hanging on the window. It reads Happy Birthday Mags. She is sat next to some birthday cards and wrapped presents. Little brown and orange tortoiseshell cat, sitting on her windowsill, looking out of the window. She is sitting underneath her birthday banner, which reads Happy Birthday Mags. She has some birthday cards and wrapped presents nearby.
August 16, 2025 at 9:52 AM
discopigeon.bsky.social
It's cute, isn't it. I've gone plain and simple, but inside I'll know I'm secretly a fluffy llama gal still! 😁
A note book in a little pale green case, with an attached, concealed pencil case. The cover says "Notebook" (just in case I forget what it is).
August 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
discopigeon.bsky.social
I've got a meeting tomorrow to discuss some potential new jobs so am just trying to decide which notepad to take in order to look as professional and businesslike as possible... 🦖🦙✨
Two notebooks. The one on the left has the T -Rex from Jurassic Park on the front and the other is a fluffy covered notebook, with a pink fluffy llama pattern on the front with a pale blue, fluffy background. The llama is wearing a glittery and sparkly mauve bow tie and has pretty eyelashes.
August 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
discopigeon.bsky.social
You've probably been feeling a bit antsy lately, haven't you? And I bet you couldn't put your finger on why? Well, it's likely because you haven't seen a pic of Mags in a while, so here you go, you're so welcome! :)
Pretty little brown and orange tortoiseshell cat sitting in the garden. She's looking alert as some people she doesn't know had just walked past.
August 12, 2025 at 9:07 AM
discopigeon.bsky.social
Exactly, that's true about having this place to meet up with pals ❤️

Maggie is ok thanks. And the buns. And also their little stray cat, Belvedere. Plus, the Cat Distribution System has landed them with *another* potentially stray kitty! Some people have all the luck :)
Little tabby cat exploring a garden. Little tabby cat having a drink of water in the garden.
August 11, 2025 at 11:49 AM
discopigeon.bsky.social
Ouch, that's no good at all 😐 but I'm glad you did manage a nap though.

Um, so, something like these?! 😍😁
Someone wearing a pair of pink, fluffy, wedge heeled mule shoes.
August 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
discopigeon.bsky.social
Party time! 😆

This is the little pidgey I took my name from. It was sat outside the local theatre and had colourful lights reflected off of it 😅
A pigeon sat on the side of a building. It has multicoloured fluorescent lights reflected off of its stomach, so looks a bit like a pigeon at a disco!
August 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
discopigeon.bsky.social
Been to the supermarket for my weekly bit of human interaction. Even used the checkout with an actual cashier, too. You can't say I don't still know how to go wild on the weekends! 💃🏼✨(😭)
Selfie of a lady (me) wearing sunglasses and a stripey top, outside in the sunshine.
August 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
discopigeon.bsky.social
If I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs etc... 😼

Photo by stepegphotography (on Instagram).
A building designed and built to look like a crouching cat. It is painted white, with round top floor windows as eyes, and arched/curved sides as the cats legs, with pointed sides at the top to represent the cats ears. Apparently there is a 'tail' at the back which is a slide.
August 10, 2025 at 10:30 AM