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PAYPHONE - Then the ocean breaks. Out of the depths, a woman's voice emerges. Small. The dearest thing you've ever heard.
January 17, 2026 at 10:34 PM
PAYPHONE - Then the ocean breaks. Out of the depths, a woman's voice emerges. Small. The dearest thing you've ever heard.
PAYPHONE - Calling...
PAYPHONE - Calling in the night....
EMPATHY - The saddest sound in the world.
PAYPHONE - Calling in the night....
EMPATHY - The saddest sound in the world.
January 17, 2026 at 10:33 PM
PAYPHONE - Calling...
PAYPHONE - Calling in the night....
EMPATHY - The saddest sound in the world.
PAYPHONE - Calling in the night....
EMPATHY - The saddest sound in the world.
PAYPHONE - An ultra-long-distance call. Your ear fills with a crackle, the wash of a strange ocean full of white noise. A little bird starts ringing in there, not like the local calling tone before. No, a small ring in a cage of distortion, far away, a distant network of phones...
January 17, 2026 at 10:32 PM
PAYPHONE - An ultra-long-distance call. Your ear fills with a crackle, the wash of a strange ocean full of white noise. A little bird starts ringing in there, not like the local calling tone before. No, a small ring in a cage of distortion, far away, a distant network of phones...
CONCEPTUALIZATION - She acknowledges the passing of someone who is still alive...
EMPATHY - You.
EMPATHY - You.
January 17, 2026 at 10:12 PM
CONCEPTUALIZATION - She acknowledges the passing of someone who is still alive...
EMPATHY - You.
EMPATHY - You.
SHIVERS - A tub warm with water, white with soap. A man bathes while radio waves transmit the lottery numbers: 4, 18, 21, 4, 1... A modern washing machine rattles a drawer full of silverware.
SUGGESTION - His boyfriend is on his way home. He brings tins of meat and vegetables with him.
SUGGESTION - His boyfriend is on his way home. He brings tins of meat and vegetables with him.
January 17, 2026 at 9:22 PM
SHIVERS - A tub warm with water, white with soap. A man bathes while radio waves transmit the lottery numbers: 4, 18, 21, 4, 1... A modern washing machine rattles a drawer full of silverware.
SUGGESTION - His boyfriend is on his way home. He brings tins of meat and vegetables with him.
SUGGESTION - His boyfriend is on his way home. He brings tins of meat and vegetables with him.
VOLITION - Does this thing *unmake* you, or does it heal you?
January 17, 2026 at 3:35 PM
VOLITION - Does this thing *unmake* you, or does it heal you?
YOU - "You look like a woman with those earrings."
NOID - "You know what I think? I think *man*, *woman*, and *child* are arbitrary divisions which serve to bind humanity to serfdom."
NOID - "You know what I think? I think *man*, *woman*, and *child* are arbitrary divisions which serve to bind humanity to serfdom."
January 17, 2026 at 3:27 PM
YOU - "You look like a woman with those earrings."
NOID - "You know what I think? I think *man*, *woman*, and *child* are arbitrary divisions which serve to bind humanity to serfdom."
NOID - "You know what I think? I think *man*, *woman*, and *child* are arbitrary divisions which serve to bind humanity to serfdom."
EGG HEAD - "There *needs* to be a club for anodic music in there. NEEDS TO! Everyone hates each other. Everybody hates it here, it's all just drugs and we're slaves and I *can't*... we are running out of time!" Without his smile he looks heartbroken. And older than you thought he was.
January 17, 2026 at 3:05 PM
EGG HEAD - "There *needs* to be a club for anodic music in there. NEEDS TO! Everyone hates each other. Everybody hates it here, it's all just drugs and we're slaves and I *can't*... we are running out of time!" Without his smile he looks heartbroken. And older than you thought he was.
EMPATHY - She looks at the recording device, the thing she thought would fill her hours with joy and escape. It's turning out to be an empty fantasy. She feels childish, very useless all of a sudden.
January 17, 2026 at 1:58 PM
EMPATHY - She looks at the recording device, the thing she thought would fill her hours with joy and escape. It's turning out to be an empty fantasy. She feels childish, very useless all of a sudden.
SHIVERS - A young woman kneels on a sheet of ice as if looking for something lost ages ago. She bends until her right ear touches the frozen water. She listens to it crack, slowly.
January 17, 2026 at 11:19 AM
SHIVERS - A young woman kneels on a sheet of ice as if looking for something lost ages ago. She bends until her right ear touches the frozen water. She listens to it crack, slowly.
YOU - Hold on. Have I ever eaten a burger out of the trash?
ENDURANCE - You have. The body remembers.
ENDURANCE - You have. The body remembers.
January 17, 2026 at 11:03 AM
YOU - Hold on. Have I ever eaten a burger out of the trash?
ENDURANCE - You have. The body remembers.
ENDURANCE - You have. The body remembers.
YOU - “You were 14?”
KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - “Indeed.”
EMPATHY - Her voice is indifferent to the number.
YOU - “I don’t think I’ve ever been 14.”
KIM KITSURAGI - “I don’t think I’ve ever heard anything less relevant to any investigation.”
KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - “Indeed.”
EMPATHY - Her voice is indifferent to the number.
YOU - “I don’t think I’ve ever been 14.”
KIM KITSURAGI - “I don’t think I’ve ever heard anything less relevant to any investigation.”
January 17, 2026 at 9:37 AM
YOU - “You were 14?”
KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - “Indeed.”
EMPATHY - Her voice is indifferent to the number.
YOU - “I don’t think I’ve ever been 14.”
KIM KITSURAGI - “I don’t think I’ve ever heard anything less relevant to any investigation.”
KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - “Indeed.”
EMPATHY - Her voice is indifferent to the number.
YOU - “I don’t think I’ve ever been 14.”
KIM KITSURAGI - “I don’t think I’ve ever heard anything less relevant to any investigation.”
ANCIENT REPTILIAN BRAIN - Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem -- no one’s watching. It’s boring, buddy, boring as death.
January 17, 2026 at 7:46 AM
ANCIENT REPTILIAN BRAIN - Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem -- no one’s watching. It’s boring, buddy, boring as death.
PERCEPTION (SIGHT) - Green livery changing into red, blot by blot.
January 17, 2026 at 5:52 AM
PERCEPTION (SIGHT) - Green livery changing into red, blot by blot.
INLAND EMPIRE - You're all alone out there, wandering a blasted heath, calling out to the night, but there is no reply, except for the buzzing of invisible machines...
January 17, 2026 at 4:20 AM
INLAND EMPIRE - You're all alone out there, wandering a blasted heath, calling out to the night, but there is no reply, except for the buzzing of invisible machines...
CINDY THE SKULL - "This place is a sepulcher. We'll paint it red. We bring the raucous -- you bring the sirens."
January 17, 2026 at 2:05 AM
CINDY THE SKULL - "This place is a sepulcher. We'll paint it red. We bring the raucous -- you bring the sirens."
YOU - "You see, Kim. I have this place in my head." (Point to your head.) "Where I develop new ideas and connections."
KIM KITSURAGI - "Interesting. I think it's called a brain."
KIM KITSURAGI - "Interesting. I think it's called a brain."
January 17, 2026 at 1:54 AM
YOU - "You see, Kim. I have this place in my head." (Point to your head.) "Where I develop new ideas and connections."
KIM KITSURAGI - "Interesting. I think it's called a brain."
KIM KITSURAGI - "Interesting. I think it's called a brain."
YOU - "Yeah, Kim is such a binoclard."
CUNO - "Pig..." he says with a frown. "It's cool for Cuno to rip on the 'clard, but he took a bullet for you. You gonna shitmouth Cuno too if he falls in battle?"
CUNO - "Pig..." he says with a frown. "It's cool for Cuno to rip on the 'clard, but he took a bullet for you. You gonna shitmouth Cuno too if he falls in battle?"
January 16, 2026 at 7:57 PM
YOU - "Yeah, Kim is such a binoclard."
CUNO - "Pig..." he says with a frown. "It's cool for Cuno to rip on the 'clard, but he took a bullet for you. You gonna shitmouth Cuno too if he falls in battle?"
CUNO - "Pig..." he says with a frown. "It's cool for Cuno to rip on the 'clard, but he took a bullet for you. You gonna shitmouth Cuno too if he falls in battle?"
YOU - "Guys. Cuno's enrolling in a junior officer program."
JEAN VIQUEMARE - "No, he's not. He's twelve."
CUNO - "Cuno's fuckin' nineteen."
JEAN VIQUEMARE - "No, he's not. He's twelve."
CUNO - "Cuno's fuckin' nineteen."
January 16, 2026 at 7:33 PM
YOU - "Guys. Cuno's enrolling in a junior officer program."
JEAN VIQUEMARE - "No, he's not. He's twelve."
CUNO - "Cuno's fuckin' nineteen."
JEAN VIQUEMARE - "No, he's not. He's twelve."
CUNO - "Cuno's fuckin' nineteen."
YOU - "No... I don't want to deal with this again. Did you just call me a f*g?"
CALL ME MAÑANA - "No-no, I said *scab*."
CALL ME MAÑANA - "No-no, I said *scab*."
January 16, 2026 at 6:55 PM
YOU - "No... I don't want to deal with this again. Did you just call me a f*g?"
CALL ME MAÑANA - "No-no, I said *scab*."
CALL ME MAÑANA - "No-no, I said *scab*."
PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - Mines! Mines! You need mines.
January 16, 2026 at 6:40 PM
PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - Mines! Mines! You need mines.
YOU - It's not my fault this pinball operation failed.
SHIVERS - No, but how does it make you feel, to dig through its trash?
SHIVERS - No, but how does it make you feel, to dig through its trash?
January 16, 2026 at 6:08 PM
YOU - It's not my fault this pinball operation failed.
SHIVERS - No, but how does it make you feel, to dig through its trash?
SHIVERS - No, but how does it make you feel, to dig through its trash?
LILIENNE, THE NET PICKER - "People imagine picking up and finding something better is an easy solution. But how is that supposed to work, when all your time and energy goes to staying alive? You have almost nothing to set aside to actually fight your way out."
January 16, 2026 at 4:54 AM
LILIENNE, THE NET PICKER - "People imagine picking up and finding something better is an easy solution. But how is that supposed to work, when all your time and energy goes to staying alive? You have almost nothing to set aside to actually fight your way out."
KIM KITSURAGI - "Nice shoes, by the way. I like the green. Goes with the orange." He looks at your snakeskin shoes and smiles, suddenly.
January 15, 2026 at 10:27 PM
KIM KITSURAGI - "Nice shoes, by the way. I like the green. Goes with the orange." He looks at your snakeskin shoes and smiles, suddenly.
SHIVERS - This is the smell of dying reeds, of longing crumbling into water.
January 15, 2026 at 9:04 PM
SHIVERS - This is the smell of dying reeds, of longing crumbling into water.