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Is it one to call AAA, and 19 to curb stomp the vaguely ethnic tow truck driver?
February 6, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Is it one to call AAA, and 19 to curb stomp the vaguely ethnic tow truck driver?
Jacob should have been named Trump's press secretary. His press conferences were priceless.
February 3, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Jacob should have been named Trump's press secretary. His press conferences were priceless.
Trump is pro-shooting citizens, so I imagine they still support him.
January 31, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Trump is pro-shooting citizens, so I imagine they still support him.
I'd like to high-five the guy yelling "Brownshirts!"
January 18, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I'd like to high-five the guy yelling "Brownshirts!"
Then you don't have what it takes for the Trump administration.
January 3, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Then you don't have what it takes for the Trump administration.
They did visit, but he woke up with sticky sheets.
December 24, 2025 at 1:19 PM
They did visit, but he woke up with sticky sheets.
In the 10 years Trump has been using the word "hoax", has anyone explained to him what hoax means?
December 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
In the 10 years Trump has been using the word "hoax", has anyone explained to him what hoax means?
Just proving that he is anything but "woke".
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Just proving that he is anything but "woke".
Kash always has the look of someone in the process of failing a polygraph, so I can see his concern.
November 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Kash always has the look of someone in the process of failing a polygraph, so I can see his concern.
They used to sell quarter pounders by the case in the 70's?
November 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
They used to sell quarter pounders by the case in the 70's?
Trump is gonna be pissed that Vance posted his 2028 election poster already.
October 31, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Trump is gonna be pissed that Vance posted his 2028 election poster already.
Supporting trump ironically?
October 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Supporting trump ironically?
A poll of big strong generals, who approached Trump with tears in their eyes, saying "Sir, why do the Democrats want to destroy our country?"
October 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
A poll of big strong generals, who approached Trump with tears in their eyes, saying "Sir, why do the Democrats want to destroy our country?"
not if you invested in Trumpcoin
July 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
not if you invested in Trumpcoin
"Trump is Stupid" is hardly news.
July 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
"Trump is Stupid" is hardly news.
"Such good English. Where did you learn to speak so beautifully?"
A:"I didn't pay anyone to go to school for me, dumbass!"
A:"I didn't pay anyone to go to school for me, dumbass!"
July 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"Such good English. Where did you learn to speak so beautifully?"
A:"I didn't pay anyone to go to school for me, dumbass!"
A:"I didn't pay anyone to go to school for me, dumbass!"
Average person reading a Trump quote: "Jesus Christ! Can this man be any more idiotic?"
Jesus: "Thy will be done..."
Jesus: "Thy will be done..."
June 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Average person reading a Trump quote: "Jesus Christ! Can this man be any more idiotic?"
Jesus: "Thy will be done..."
Jesus: "Thy will be done..."
"Everyone who works with me thinks I'm an idiot. Must be TDS!"
June 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
"Everyone who works with me thinks I'm an idiot. Must be TDS!"
"numbers nobody has ever actually seen before"? Are we talking gazillions, or imaginary numbers?
June 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
"numbers nobody has ever actually seen before"? Are we talking gazillions, or imaginary numbers?
The reason for the season
May 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The reason for the season
I thought of Bum Fights. What does that say about me?
May 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I thought of Bum Fights. What does that say about me?
" I hear liquor ish illegal-- so I got shitfaced on da plane!"
May 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
" I hear liquor ish illegal-- so I got shitfaced on da plane!"
Trump is inadvertently making retirement plans.
May 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Trump is inadvertently making retirement plans.