David 'Carajo' Forest 🇺🇦
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David 'Carajo' Forest 🇺🇦
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LUFC fan, Loiner, Yorkshireman. Fave player Gordon Strachan. Interests - footy, historical fiction, outdoors. Avoid bigots, racists and general bell-endery. #lufc
He'd weigh about 9 stone after a few weeks of murderball
November 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
But then didn't remove your snowy boots when you came back in..... how many times...etc 😳
November 21, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I wonder if it was on a train? 🤔🤣
November 19, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Beeston Hill surely..? 🤣
November 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Probably demanding to see everyone's ticket at the turnstiles as well, before goose-stepping back to his seat in his very shiny boots.
November 17, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Mousetrap
Kerplunk
Twister
Jenga
Monopoly
Buckaroo
Operation
Game of Life
Cluedo
Scrabble
🤣
November 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I hear they are also getting Fred
West in to provide some insight into domestic building regs too...😉
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
November 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Woke = not racist.
November 7, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Anyone fancy an £195 M&S Christmas Beef Wellington? I'd want Tom Kerridge to rock up and serve it to me for that. So far from the reality of UK family finances at the moment 😬
November 5, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Watched it in Lillywhites sports bar on the Headrow with my bro-in-law (a Liverpool fan). They tried to move us off our table which were reserved for diners. "2 bowls of chips please then love". Waitress's face was a picture 🤬🤣🤣
November 5, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Northern Rail are still running those carriages 😬
November 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I knew a lad who trained to be a driver. Took him a couple of years and he had to learn every route, where the lights, signals, track speeds etc. Easy on a short stretch but when he's driving the length of the country let alone the responsibility gor 400 passengers traveling at 140mph.
November 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I wonder what his views are on foreigners though... Now if I was a betting man...🙄
November 2, 2025 at 12:04 PM
He was terrible against Arsenal too, really, really poor distribution, which I know Arsenal are a top side but he was dreadful. #lufc
November 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Doggy earwax or vegan cheese? 😉
November 1, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Having tasted vegan cheese I suspect it may be made from doggy earwax. Smells exactly the same. 🐶👍
November 1, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Banging tune, never usually appears on greatest hits albums either. 👍
October 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Let's get kids back up chimneys too, what could possibly go wrong..?
a man in a suit and hat is saying " good luck guvnor "
ALT: a man in a suit and hat is saying " good luck guvnor "
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October 31, 2025 at 3:03 PM
And the Cosa Nostra of course...
October 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I'm very slightly disappointed that you didn't make this statement 5 seconds before doing a bungee jump off the Clifton Syspension Bridge Ed.😉
October 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Wrong colour shirt Zack...
October 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM