Drew (Thunderpuss 12” Extended Club Mix)
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Dear straight people- I’ll always be appreciative and grateful for gifts, of course it’s the thought that counts.
That said, I promise we ALL have enough Yeti tumblers. Please stop gifting these to everyone!!
That said, I promise we ALL have enough Yeti tumblers. Please stop gifting these to everyone!!
July 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Dear straight people- I’ll always be appreciative and grateful for gifts, of course it’s the thought that counts.
That said, I promise we ALL have enough Yeti tumblers. Please stop gifting these to everyone!!
That said, I promise we ALL have enough Yeti tumblers. Please stop gifting these to everyone!!
Not that I’m the cancel police but maybe we don’t need to hear Kanye at the gay bar
June 8, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Not that I’m the cancel police but maybe we don’t need to hear Kanye at the gay bar
I’m not mentally prepared for another round of Wicked movie promotion, didn’t we just do this? 😩
June 4, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I’m not mentally prepared for another round of Wicked movie promotion, didn’t we just do this? 😩
Surely I’m not the first person to suggest that Margaret Qualley should be cast in a Kylie Minogue biopic?
May 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Surely I’m not the first person to suggest that Margaret Qualley should be cast in a Kylie Minogue biopic?
Putting the 10 minute version of All Too Well on TouchTunes at the bar is an act of gay terrorism
May 4, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Putting the 10 minute version of All Too Well on TouchTunes at the bar is an act of gay terrorism
Last night I dreamt I met Enya and told her that Book Of Days was my first-ever favorite song as a toddler and it made her cry lol
April 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Last night I dreamt I met Enya and told her that Book Of Days was my first-ever favorite song as a toddler and it made her cry lol
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Imagine being given the gift of homosexuality and wasting it on heteronormativity.
April 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Imagine being given the gift of homosexuality and wasting it on heteronormativity.
As someone who rarely watches TV or keeps up with the big shows, it’s a bit disheartening that after I busted my ass catching up on Severance now everyone just wants to talk about White Lotus 😩
April 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
As someone who rarely watches TV or keeps up with the big shows, it’s a bit disheartening that after I busted my ass catching up on Severance now everyone just wants to talk about White Lotus 😩
You can’t convince me these aren’t the same person
April 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
You can’t convince me these aren’t the same person
🗣️ STOP WEARING FRAGRANCES TO THE GYM
Deodorant is plenty!
Deodorant is plenty!
April 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
🗣️ STOP WEARING FRAGRANCES TO THE GYM
Deodorant is plenty!
Deodorant is plenty!
Who is out here telling SZA, Halsey, Shawn Mendes, and Tate McRae to sing like that? 🥴
April 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Who is out here telling SZA, Halsey, Shawn Mendes, and Tate McRae to sing like that? 🥴
It’s maddening how many doctors in 2025 don’t know what PrEP is
April 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
It’s maddening how many doctors in 2025 don’t know what PrEP is
Are boomers aware of how they walk around with their jaw hanging completely open with a bewildered/confused look on their faces? It seems to be the default state for most of them
March 31, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Are boomers aware of how they walk around with their jaw hanging completely open with a bewildered/confused look on their faces? It seems to be the default state for most of them
We watched The Wild Robot the other day and it was v cute, but I have a question (and spoiler alert):
At the end when the animals come together and decide to be friends…what do they eat now, if not each other? It makes it seem like they were eating each other out of malice, not basic survival lol
At the end when the animals come together and decide to be friends…what do they eat now, if not each other? It makes it seem like they were eating each other out of malice, not basic survival lol
March 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
We watched The Wild Robot the other day and it was v cute, but I have a question (and spoiler alert):
At the end when the animals come together and decide to be friends…what do they eat now, if not each other? It makes it seem like they were eating each other out of malice, not basic survival lol
At the end when the animals come together and decide to be friends…what do they eat now, if not each other? It makes it seem like they were eating each other out of malice, not basic survival lol
I swear I’ve heard Yellow by Coldplay in at least five different public businesses in the past week. What does this mean
March 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I swear I’ve heard Yellow by Coldplay in at least five different public businesses in the past week. What does this mean
Your novelty red hat with white lettering that says “Make America Gay/Kind/Smart Again” or whatever other word is never worth the joke. Just don’t
March 2, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Your novelty red hat with white lettering that says “Make America Gay/Kind/Smart Again” or whatever other word is never worth the joke. Just don’t
Every time the 22 bus approaches the Grace stop and the voice announces it, my mind goes to:
March 1, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Every time the 22 bus approaches the Grace stop and the voice announces it, my mind goes to:
Prince is the greatest guitarist of all time argue with the wall
February 28, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Prince is the greatest guitarist of all time argue with the wall
Idgaf about lyrics or thematic content- if it’s a banger, play it at your wedding
February 28, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Idgaf about lyrics or thematic content- if it’s a banger, play it at your wedding
Already got two Saugatuck weekends booked for later this year and I’m so pumped!
February 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Already got two Saugatuck weekends booked for later this year and I’m so pumped!
Called an Uber and got picked up in a Tesla. Some girl on the sidewalk just glared at us and flipped us off as we drove past, and honestly good for her
February 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Called an Uber and got picked up in a Tesla. Some girl on the sidewalk just glared at us and flipped us off as we drove past, and honestly good for her
Does anyone else ever use Uber Pet? We’ve used it a handful of times to get Lincoln to the vet, boarding, etc., and every time the driver has seemed completely surprised that we intended to bring a dog into their car
February 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Does anyone else ever use Uber Pet? We’ve used it a handful of times to get Lincoln to the vet, boarding, etc., and every time the driver has seemed completely surprised that we intended to bring a dog into their car
Trying to figure out how to make her slutty for a Halloween costume
February 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Trying to figure out how to make her slutty for a Halloween costume
Doing a long-overdue deep dive into Björk’s discography, and while I’m still getting used to some of the vocals, I’m really digging it- especially Debut.
That said, “It’s Oh So Quiet” has been one of the most unpleasant auditory experiences in recent memory. I guess it’s an acquired taste 🥴
That said, “It’s Oh So Quiet” has been one of the most unpleasant auditory experiences in recent memory. I guess it’s an acquired taste 🥴
February 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Doing a long-overdue deep dive into Björk’s discography, and while I’m still getting used to some of the vocals, I’m really digging it- especially Debut.
That said, “It’s Oh So Quiet” has been one of the most unpleasant auditory experiences in recent memory. I guess it’s an acquired taste 🥴
That said, “It’s Oh So Quiet” has been one of the most unpleasant auditory experiences in recent memory. I guess it’s an acquired taste 🥴
You can tell Charli XCX really broke out to the mainstream by how often her name gets misspelled now.
She’s officially joined the ranks of Brittany Spears, Rhianna, Lady Ga Ga, and Nikki Menage
She’s officially joined the ranks of Brittany Spears, Rhianna, Lady Ga Ga, and Nikki Menage
February 12, 2025 at 12:30 AM
You can tell Charli XCX really broke out to the mainstream by how often her name gets misspelled now.
She’s officially joined the ranks of Brittany Spears, Rhianna, Lady Ga Ga, and Nikki Menage
She’s officially joined the ranks of Brittany Spears, Rhianna, Lady Ga Ga, and Nikki Menage