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Disastress (they/them)
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Stay safe in these fuck around and find out times🫀banner artwork: Tony Akins + Matt Hollingsworth in Aliens: Colonial Marines issue #2 🫀
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disastress.bsky.social
I've come back to remind everyone that Ville Valo is just Anthony Stewart Head in a different font
July 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
disastress.bsky.social
Disability is so weird because wym last week I spent 3h on my feet meal prepping and I was tired but fine at the end of it but this week I got the shakes 45m in and had to sit on a stool the rest of the time?

Anyway here's my late Caturday offering sry for the delay I was flared up.
So a few days ago I was doing laundry and my favorite place to fold laundry is on my couch because it has a foot rest like a trundle or drawer that pulls out from under said couch. When I was done I put the foot rest back but I guess this silly girl, a gray tabby named Buu, had gotten under there and was then trapped. Hours passed - maybe 3 or 4 hours - and both my partner and I had pushed the foot rest back in because it was popped out a little bit, not knowing Buu was under there trying to push it out to free herself. A little bit later, my partner heard her meowing but she meows so softly and so rarely that we couldn't pinpoint where the meows were coming from. About 45 minutes later, my partner figured it out and freed her. She ran straight to me, nuzzled me for a solid 10 minutes. I'm talking trying to burrow inside my face kind of nuzzling. Then she settled down and took a nap on my legs. This is a picture of my sweet girl taking that nap after her very stressful evening.
May 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
disastress.bsky.social
Caturday offering
A gray tabby, named Buu, laying on my legs which are covered in a purple blanket. She's sleeping in this picture, on her side, my legs forming a nice little cradle for her.
May 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Caturdaaaay
A Bombay, Luu, laying down feeling right proud of himself for puppeting me from my basement all the way through my house to my bedroom so he could lay on my lap.
May 4, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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It's Caturday. Mr. I Don't Like Cats when we first met 13 years ago is now Mr. Getting Snuggled Nightly By Our Two Eldest.
Luu, a Bombay, and Buu, a gray tabby, laying on either side of my partner while he sleeps. Buu likes to lay behind his legs when he's sleeping on his side. Luu prefers to be little spoon.
April 26, 2025 at 7:39 AM
disastress.bsky.social
Caturday offering:
Two cats, a Bombay named Luu and a gray tabby named Buu, cuddling on a bed. Buu is curled up in a tight ball and Luu is half-loafed next to her with his head on her shoulder, looking up at the camera. There's also a gray monster stuffy next to them.
April 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Shit goddamnit I missed Caturday again. It's only Tuesday, nbd.
Two cats laying on a bed looking very sleepy. One is a gray tabby named Buu and behind her is a Russian blue tux named Ghost.
April 16, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Shit it's Caturday
A Russian blue cat named Ghost laying in the middle of a large, gray, dog bed, effectively taking up the whole thing. The bed sits on the floor in front of a brown leather chair which has been scratched up by the cats, and under a Kansas City Chiefs flag. The rug it sirs on is navy blue and tan in a geometric knot kind of pattern.
April 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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This a.m. I washed all the dishes from dinner last night then decided to bake some cookies in this toaster oven I got for free and delivered for free by another person in a buy nothing, sell nothing fb group.

Completing these little tasks while flared up from my period makes me so proud of myself.
Picture shows a kitchen counter with a small baking tray with 4 peanut butter cookies ready to be baked in the small toaster oven behind it. Next to the pan is a black spatula which has proven ineffective for transferring these cookies from the parchment paper. 3 Ingredient Peanut Butter Cookies Recipe with no flour and no milk: Ingredients: 1 cup/250mg white sugar 1 cup/250mg peanut butter (creamy or chunky) 1 egg Directions: Preheat oven to 350°F/176°C Combine 3 ingredients in a bowl until well combined and form a dough. Roll or drop some dough onto a parchment lined baking tray. Using a fork, flatten a bit into a criss cross pattern. Bake for 10-15 minutes. Cookies will be VERY soft when you pull them out of the oven. I just moved them to a plate to cool while still on the parchment paper. These cookies are RICH. So I suggest a milk, tea, or coffee of your choice to pair them with. I have decided to make pb&j sandwich cookies by spreading a bit of jelly and sandwiching it with another. I think these would make good thumbprint cookies as well. Just make an indent with your thumb after they've cooled a little then fill with jelly or jam when they've fully cooled.
March 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
disastress.bsky.social
Oh shit it's Caturday
My sleepy babies laying on my bed which is dressed in a gray blanket in a plaid pattern. To the left is Pepper, a chonky boy tux. To the right are Luu and Buu, a Bombay and gray tabby respectively, curled up in balls right next to each other. At the bottom is my purple blanket which might as well be a security blanket atp. In the background is my busted clothes hamper and the bottoms of my blackout curtains.
March 29, 2025 at 1:09 PM
disastress.bsky.social
Today is 90s horror and crafting. 🫀🫀🫀

Not giving up on this friendship bracelet thing. The first chevron I made in this colorway was waaaaaaay too short but I loved it so we're trying again.
Photo shows in the foreground a clipboard set up to make a friendship bracelet. The background shows a big ol meat headed white dog laying on a bed. Beyond that is a TV showing The Blair Witch Project. To the right of the TV is a darkened closet and a wall with some posters.
March 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Give me 2 hours with near any fiber art and I'll hit my stride.
Close up of a friendship bracelet. The top of the bracelet is a black loop with a bit of the colored threads peeking through. The pattern is a chevron of black, bright orange, neon green, bright blue, and purple rows. The first several rows of knots are kind of ragged and unevenly sized. The last several are very evenly spaced and sized. The remaining threads hang from the bottom. The bracelet is fixed to a brown clipboard. Poster is very pleased with themself since they haven't attempted a friendship bracelet of this sort in around 24 years.
March 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
disastress.bsky.social
Omg I keep missing Caturday.
A gray tabby cat, named Buu, gazing longingly at my lap. If she had her way, she'd lay on nothing but my lap or outstretched legs. She's sitting on a dark purple blanket, which is in turn sitting on my bed which is covered with a gray blanket in various grays in a plaid pattern. The background shows my dark gray curtains. At the very bottom is my leg, wearing black pants with gray stars, my arm, and the dark green sleeve of my shirt.
March 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Age yourself with a toy from your childhood
Photo of the original 1990s Polly Pocket toy - brightly colored locket shaped toys that open to a diarama for miniature characters to live in, the main one being Polly. This one was my favorite. On the bottom is a light up fountain, a vanity, a place to dance, and a tea table. The doors in front are glittery clear plastic. There's a staircase leading to the lid portion with a teal carpet with gold hearts painted on it. This staircase leads to a table with all sorts of desserts on it. Under this table is a small space to store Polly and her friends. The railing for the stairs is the same as the doors. The lid features a performance stage, a sort of ferris wheel, and a hot air balloon.
March 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Everybody look at this cutie patootie.
A black and white tuxedo named Puff laying in full loaf on a bed. Behind him is another tux, Pepper, his nephew. In front of him is the backside of a gray stuffie and a bent knee clad in black sweat pants. On the right is a lump under the blankets, that's the poster's partner. The blanket is various shades of gray in a plaid pattern. Puff is my partner's cat, for sure. He follows him around and only exists in the room that he's in. Yet every single morning and night, Puff jumps up on the bed and either bids me good morning or good evening which I find to be very polite. Tonight he's taking a nap in bed with us while I cross stitch. Ever since he was a wee kitten, he liked to hang around when I was crating.
March 20, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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Crocheters! I need some advice or resources. I'm making a granny square bag like the one pictured but I need a pattern for a good, sturdy, handle. Help a brother out? 🧶
A woman wearing a tan hat with a black ribbon, white shirt, and light blue denim jeans standing outside holding a crocheted bag. The bag is made of granny squares, turned diamond-ways. The granny squares have a white flower in the middle and are surrounded by light blue. The woman, presumably, is Ami as the picture is from the all about Ami blog.
March 18, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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Post a picture of when your pet was little.
Two dogs walking through a yard side-by-side. The older blonde on the left is wearing a pink collar. Her name is Ruby. The white puppy on the right is wearing a red harness, his name is Meat.
March 11, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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This is you right now with this shit. This is you.
March 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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It's Caturday y'all
Here we have a black and white tuxedo cat named Pepper alias Dr. Pepper alias Pepperoni alias Pep alias Pep Pep. Upon the bed are gray disheveled blankets. Behind him to the left is a fake laminate wood coated piece of shit shelf with a Heusinkveld sticker on the front. Above the shelf you can see a yellow and black Breaking Bad poster featuring Walter White in his Heisenberg persona, and above that a light switch on a very ugly gray/blue textured wall. To the right behind Pep you can see a Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas poster. Pepper is our youngest, and biggest cat. He just chonks about.
March 8, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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I cannot stop making cheeky frogs and honestly I don't want to.
Three crochet frogs sitting in a row. The first is red and has a :D expression. The second is green and has an o_O expression. The third is blue and has an owo expression. They're sitting on a light gray blanket. This shows the bottom of the frogs, so you can see thier little butt cheeks.
March 8, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Made a cheeky littol frog 🐸
In the palm of poster's hand lies a crocheted frog. It is just a ball with eyes on top of its head. In the background you can see some blankets and the rest of the room. This is the backside of the frog where you can see little butt cheeks.
March 6, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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AAAAAAA I GOT A HOLD OF A COPY OF THE HOBBIT PUBLISHED IN 1978 AAAAAAA

I'm gonna need to reinforce the cover before I read it but AAAAAAA I'm so excited holy shit I love old books
Picture shows the 1978 publication of The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien. It is visibly yellowed with age. The cover illustration is of the dwarves and Bilbo riding the barrels down the river to escape the Goblins. There's tall trees on either side of the river and a mountain, presumably the Lonely Mountain, in the background on the left side. The cover reads: The Hobbit The enchanting prelude to The Lord of the Rings J.R.R. Tolkien The book is sitting on a bed covered in a dark purple sheet. Poster is so excited they could nearly cry.
March 4, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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This has been going around without alt text or very poor alt text so this is for my disabled siblings: They knew about climate change in 1912
A clipping from Australian newspaper The Rodney and Otamatea Times dated August 14, 1912. The article reads, "Science Notes and News. Coal consumption affecting climate. The furnaces of the world are now burning about 2 billion tons of coal a year. When this is burned, uniting with oxygen, it adds about 7 billion tons of carbon dioxide to the atmosphere yearly. This tends to make the air a more effective blanket for the Earth and to raise its temperature. The effect may be considerable in a few centuries."
March 4, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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Begging your finest fuckin pardon???
Pictures shows a screen shots of two notifications. The first of which is a blizzard warning for the states Kansas and Missouri, the poster's location being on the border between the two in Kansas City. The second notification is a temperature update showing the current temperature being 58°F in Kansas City. Poster feels genuine contempt for the weather, climate change, and what it is doing to the flora and fauna but also thier sinuses. Poster continues to hate it here.
March 4, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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I made a pin for my partner's bag. He carries a messenger bag to work and it's loaded with patches so he better appreciate it or I WILL CRY 😤
Small gray crocheted rectangle with a red cross stitched heart sewn into it on a light gray background. Back of the crocheted pin showing the safety pin.
March 3, 2025 at 12:46 PM