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disastideas.bsky.social
Muscle Mommy in Training
@disastideas.bsky.social
110 followers 90 following 910 posts
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rambunctious sword lady and overall rascal
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picture of a young and dapper joseph stalin
November 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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@katie.bzky.team i have joined da createam
A 300g container of Creatine Monohydrate. It has the usual supplement bs on the front.
October 16, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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this shit is CLEARLY made up to give credence to problematized groups like COME ON
Psychopathy Checklist from the Wikipedia page of the same name. Items are: 1: Glibness/superficial charm 2: Grandiose sense of self-worth 3: Need for stimulation/proneness to boredom 4: Pathological lying 5: Conning/manipulative[12] 6: Lack of remorse or guilt 7: Shallow affect 8: Callous/lack of empathy 9: Parasitic lifestyle 10: Poor behavioral controls 11: Promiscuous sexual behavior 12: Early behavior problems 13: Lack of realistic, long-term goals 14: Impulsivity 15: Irresponsibility 16: Failure to accept responsibility for own actions 17: Many short-term marital relationships 18: Juvenile delinquency 19: Revocation of conditional release 20: Criminal versatility
January 21, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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Crudely edited copy of the above image of Ardern standing in front of a bay. A pink speech box with a fake transparancy layer has been edited on top to read "That's so... that's fascinating. I hadn't though about it like that...". It resembles a scene in some visual novel. Words can not describe the lack of effort that has gone into the edit.
November 25, 2024 at 6:14 AM
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I have nowhere else to post this... no one has been naughty recently :(
Picture by @mummy__joe on instagram. Green book titled "how to tell mommy you're sorry"
May 18, 2024 at 12:43 AM
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HOT ENLIGHTENED CENTRISTS ARE IN YOUR AREA AND ARE DTF (DOWN TO FLIRT)
screenshot of hot/crazy scale test, the dot is right on the line between "fun zone" and "date zone," tending towards "fun zone." It is right about "marriagable"
April 9, 2024 at 3:37 AM
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A screenshot of @juicysteak117.gay saying "check the date". It is April 2nd 2024.
April 1, 2024 at 10:37 PM
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it was 39 the other week idk wtf happened in between

So many I might just coincidentally tick off in the coming months though lmao
Rice purity score: 42
March 28, 2024 at 7:23 AM
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picture of different packagings of methylphenedate hydrochloride, an adhd medication
March 27, 2024 at 12:50 AM
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desperately thinking of an oppression i can leverage over @juicysteak117.gay to make her pay me some kind of reparations for this
screenshot of my notifications, i have 30+
March 24, 2024 at 5:26 AM
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real and serious country btw
screenshot of headline: "80-year-old man pleads guilty to genetically engineering giant hybrid sheep in 'audacious scheme,' DOJ an..."
March 17, 2024 at 9:06 AM
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tag yourself
screenshot of yugioh card called adhesion trap hole screenshot of yugioh card called bottomless trap hole screenshot of yugioh card network trap hole
March 7, 2024 at 9:59 PM
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cursed glowing emoji reaching for the viewer with two human hands
March 5, 2024 at 12:32 AM
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March 4, 2024 at 3:42 AM
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Would you shit your pants on the undisclosed location union jack pillow?
A picture of two couch chairs with questionable lime cushions. Each has an obnoxious union jack pillow on them
March 2, 2024 at 2:15 AM
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she's literally me
ideal gf meme labelled "hema gf" the stick figure drawing has a hard shell helmet and a federschwert crudely pasted on top the captions read: i bought a new sword! sorry i only have ramen to eat :/ is this okay? im not going too hard am i? my other sword is a montante fucking fight me pussy *follows ironlily*
February 25, 2024 at 6:48 AM
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rightmaxxing handcels when they meet a real lefty
the ai generated wojaks meme
February 22, 2024 at 7:51 PM
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yeah
Screenshot of a post from @disastideas.bsky.social. The post reads: "wait can a werewolf do cnc this complicates things so fucking much omg"
February 20, 2024 at 2:59 AM
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reddit atheists feeling the whiteness leech out of them
picture of two AI generated wojaks. The caption reads: kind of obsessed with these AI generated wojaks they express a level of anguish that i don't think the normal ones are capable of conveying
February 18, 2024 at 9:34 AM
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Screenshot of a tweet from Sam O'Nella (@Sam_ONella). The tweet has been edited to say "I get the point of the phrase Kilbernie, but I just hear a command"
February 17, 2024 at 10:49 PM
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not on any BLUESKY lists you mean!
screenshot from clearsky saying: "disastideas.bsky.social This users is not on any lists."
February 17, 2024 at 8:58 PM
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anyone got a spare $700 I can nab?
Screenshot from verillas.com of the Raider Leather Pushup Bra fro $632.05. The bra is black leather and has cool patterning on it. The model is a white woman with dyed red hair and tattoos. She is wearing a necklace, coat, and pants with a large belt. She is in a forest.
February 17, 2024 at 5:02 AM
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🐑🇳🇿WHAT THE FUCK IS POPULATION DENSITY🐑🇳🇿
A map of Aotearoa New Zealand showing the different electorates. Each is coloured based on whether it is mostly sheep of mostly human. Some areas have no info. The vast majority of the country is marked as mostly sheep. The area containing the capital city is marked mostly sheep.
February 15, 2024 at 11:16 PM
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if only
A sticker that reads "My Other Sword Is A Montante." There is a greatsword separating the word "Montante" from the rest of the text
February 6, 2024 at 11:47 PM