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@disasterisms.bsky.social
artist, stationary hoarder, carb enthusiast, macaroni gluer, professional cat lady, agéd weirdo
Prints: https://www.redbubble.com/people/Disasterisms/
Originals: https://ko-fi.com/discoveringasterisms
Prints: https://www.redbubble.com/people/Disasterisms/
Originals: https://ko-fi.com/discoveringasterisms
Yeah, all right, Pinterest, this one is probably fair
January 14, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Yeah, all right, Pinterest, this one is probably fair
Oh, Pinterest ad, no, what did I do to deserve this curséd object
January 8, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Oh, Pinterest ad, no, what did I do to deserve this curséd object
Came for belated Christmas and menudo at my parents today and collected a lemon from the tree for sympathetic magic reasons
January 1, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Came for belated Christmas and menudo at my parents today and collected a lemon from the tree for sympathetic magic reasons
Forgot to buy lemons so, come on terrible fake lemon pig, mama needs some good fortune
January 1, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Forgot to buy lemons so, come on terrible fake lemon pig, mama needs some good fortune
We’ll see if the niece is still into plague doctors or if auntie resa has missed the mark again
December 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
We’ll see if the niece is still into plague doctors or if auntie resa has missed the mark again
“Oh you’re wearing those shoes. What do you even call them, they’re like a mule with a vestigial tail.”
December 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
“Oh you’re wearing those shoes. What do you even call them, they’re like a mule with a vestigial tail.”
What a truly stupid way for me to die (and I will, I can't NOT eat turkey)
November 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
What a truly stupid way for me to die (and I will, I can't NOT eat turkey)
I back on my doofy amigurumi bullshit, yay!
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I back on my doofy amigurumi bullshit, yay!
It's a good day to be a Snoop
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
It's a good day to be a Snoop
Doodled cyclopes didactylus for world anteater day, the living dust bunny 😍
November 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Doodled cyclopes didactylus for world anteater day, the living dust bunny 😍
Whar if instead of doing any of the things I should I just watch Frankenstein on repeat (I have been SO NORMAL about it since seeing it Monday, might as well lean in)
November 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Whar if instead of doing any of the things I should I just watch Frankenstein on repeat (I have been SO NORMAL about it since seeing it Monday, might as well lean in)
Watched a documentary on urban pigeons, had to doodle an urban pigeon. Silly creatures
November 6, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Watched a documentary on urban pigeons, had to doodle an urban pigeon. Silly creatures
Me, walking out the door: “there better not be any raccoons out here.”
The idiot baby at the edge of the porch:
The idiot baby at the edge of the porch:
November 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Me, walking out the door: “there better not be any raccoons out here.”
The idiot baby at the edge of the porch:
The idiot baby at the edge of the porch:
Have finally added the accidental yoni series as prints on redbubble. Hooray fruits!
www.redbubble.com/people/Disas...
www.redbubble.com/people/Disas...
November 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Have finally added the accidental yoni series as prints on redbubble. Hooray fruits!
www.redbubble.com/people/Disas...
www.redbubble.com/people/Disas...
I don’t think I ever posted the finished paper and paste project
October 31, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I don’t think I ever posted the finished paper and paste project
Escorted Pater to No Kings, a good time was had by all
October 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Escorted Pater to No Kings, a good time was had by all
Finished a vintage Pyrex looking dress (no sleeves, alas, I’d have had to draft for chubby arms and I wasn’t doing all the math)
October 14, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Finished a vintage Pyrex looking dress (no sleeves, alas, I’d have had to draft for chubby arms and I wasn’t doing all the math)
Didn't get very far yesterday because it's too hot in the troll hole while the sun is up and the AC is busted.
October 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Didn't get very far yesterday because it's too hot in the troll hole while the sun is up and the AC is busted.
Caught the hem of my dress with the vacuum hose because I am the embodiment of grace and poise
October 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Caught the hem of my dress with the vacuum hose because I am the embodiment of grace and poise
Playing with paper and paste, yay!
October 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Playing with paper and paste, yay!