Get High, play Genshin Impact.

Hey remember when Trump tried to take over the whitehouse? Cuz he tried that, you goldfish.

Screw it just pardon Luigi. Why? Who needs a reason at this point?

Would you rather date a vampire, a werewolf, or a witch/wizard?

Is there any good news? Like something to balance out the fires going on? Like a cure for certain diseases? I’m tired of all this dystopian nonsense.

I’ll post something witty later I swear

I wish I could like the Punisher without coming off as a menace.

I’m glad the tacky Trump flags and signs are dwindling away but now how am I gonna know who to avoid?

The dating world sucks.

Controversial take: I don’t like nazis.