But hey, congrats. You’ve survived another year of mistaking burnout for adulthood and despair for stability.

The worst part? The system could be changed. But doing so would interrupt quarterly profits and your curated feed. So... it won’t.

Most of us aren’t lazy. We’re just held in place by debt, fear, and “maybe next year.” The chains are invisible, but the fatigue isn’t.

We used to dream of flying cars. Now we dream of inbox zero, a meeting that could’ve been an email, and maybe—maybe—8 hours of sleep.

Modern society: A prison where you pay rent, thank your boss for emotional abuse, and scroll past climate doom to watch a show about a fake rebellion.

There sure are a lot of sexual predators that want to be in power.

You will always be Joe Rogan to me.