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j cassar
@disabledinter.net
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writer, idiot, balatro enthusiast.
they/them / disabled / baltimore
posts are obviously my opinion. sorry!
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this is me writing again if you even care open.substack.com/pub/disabled...
5-star letterboxd review of scooby doo 2 monsters unleashed that reads “extra star for shaggy’s rack”
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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“heartbreaking: the worst person you know made a great point” thumbnail guy - bald, white, probably signed to an indie label
November 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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not to be controversial but this fucking sucks
diet coke lime bottle
November 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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steven hyden finally wrote something good
October 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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fest fest fest
October 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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when you write for the alternative you are legally required to post takes that prove you have a brain injury (i can say this, i have one)
October 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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review of one battle after another that reads “kind of like if the big lebowski was good instead of bad”
October 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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no clue but this is what seth green looks like in can’t hardly wait. is this not the main guy
seth green in can’t hardly wait is a white guy with brown spiky hair and yellow goggles
October 17, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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forever the goat
October 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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they fixed google
October 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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October 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time; it's detachable (Detachable penis)
October 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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successful registration for a zoom webinar series the cover of “homer, i hardly knew me” by homer simpson
October 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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reminds me of the halcyon days of movie pass and having a blast with logan lucky - as a huge fan of kirsten dunst and retail archeology this was so fun. there are parts of this that drag but very fun for a mystery movie and i loved most of the accuracy to 2004 although there is a pringles can from this most recent logo redesign….
October 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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today is world cerebral palsy day. i am better than you because i am disabled. hire me!
The Disabled Internet logo is a modified accessibility initiative logo but the head has a smiley face and the individual is crossing their fingers. J CASSAR (they/them) is a writer, editor, creative professional, and music industry skeptic currently based in Baltimore. J's writing has appeared in Alternative Press, MTV News, and across countless press kits and artist biographies. J was the Managing Editor of Modern Vinyl, a vinyl-centric news and criticism blog, and a co-host of its award-winning, spinoff-inducing podcast, having made live appearances at SXSW's inaugural Podcast Stage, various independent record stores, NYC's Union Hall, and other venues. ‍ J helped found the independent record label Near Mint while attending the University of Virginia, overseeing cassette and vinyl releases, as well as artist and press relations, from 2014 to 2017. Under their former management company rumblepak, J oversaw the creation of artist websites, project plans, and management schedules for creatives of all sizes. Other ventures included the zero-profit distro Moon Physics, a stint as Label Manager for Boston-area Take This to Heart Records, and the financial backer of Grim Year Wednesdays, an artist performance and interview livestream series held during COVID lockdown. Born with cerebral palsy, J has been interviewed for their perspective on venue accessibility, and also frequently written personal essays on the subject, most notably for the shuttered blog PropertyofZack. All websites built by J have and will pass Section 508 accessibility testing. Satisfied and repeat customers for all this work and more have included Sony Music Entertainment, Mom+Pop, Counter Intuitive Records, Slaughter Beach, Dog, Free Throw, Gully Boys, VIAL, Super American, Lehigh Valley Apparel Creations, Origami Angel, I Set My Friends on Fire, and endless others.
October 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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i am available for hire for various ai-free word things
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October 4, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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holy shit man
September 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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posting like this should be in the DSM
September 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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went underground today
September 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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reading this like the koko the gorilla jealousy professor tweet. if computer bothers you so much put your phone down and stop being a little baby? it’s not hard?
September 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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September 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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honoring the heroes of 9/11
September 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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#jugsjudy
September 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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September 5, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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“jugs judy”
- me
my partner misspoke and said ‘jugs judy’ which will sustain me for weeks if not months. truly the grink of our relationship so far
September 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM