I'll be like, "you want to loan me the screwdriver? Uhhh let's talk on signal."

And it's actually about borrowing a screwdriver

And if you find safe houses and underground railroads...
They cease to be safe or underground when you put them in a spreadsheet.

Now that you've made those connections, you want to stop talking about it openly.
I'm super excited you want to fight!
But these systems already exist, and this is like you coming into Trigonometry and you just learned Division.
Listen to elders, don't talk to cops, figure out who you can trust.

On Signal's website, it used to have testimonials.
One was from Edward Snowden:
"I use Signal every day."
That was enough for me.