DirtySandals
@dirtysandals.bsky.social
Just another person from Vent
Don't know what I'm doing here but I'm doing it
Don't know what I'm doing here but I'm doing it
left work at night and I immediately see a big ass LOOSE dog running up and down the street fast as shit like he's patrolling his block yep I hate outside the entire walk home i'm edge not tryna get attacked that!!
December 20, 2025 at 9:01 AM
left work at night and I immediately see a big ass LOOSE dog running up and down the street fast as shit like he's patrolling his block yep I hate outside the entire walk home i'm edge not tryna get attacked that!!
I need to stop assuming and start knowing
December 16, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I need to stop assuming and start knowing
bruh, having a. mouse infestation was the worst last year not only was it my first time dealing with it so a I didn't know what to expect and had to research mad shit about mice but them bastards stink and carry germs they had me sick for weeks just for existing it was a terrible time
December 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
bruh, having a. mouse infestation was the worst last year not only was it my first time dealing with it so a I didn't know what to expect and had to research mad shit about mice but them bastards stink and carry germs they had me sick for weeks just for existing it was a terrible time
Highlight of today: minding my business walking through the snow then boom I fucking slipped and laid on the ground for a little too long just laughing at the embarrassment as ppl nearby asked me if I was okay 😂 damn I hate winter
November 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Highlight of today: minding my business walking through the snow then boom I fucking slipped and laid on the ground for a little too long just laughing at the embarrassment as ppl nearby asked me if I was okay 😂 damn I hate winter
seeing so many of these "pranks" these days has my ass scared to go outside bruhh the hell are these "pranks" I be typing "so and so Prank gone wrong" just so i can finally laugh when stupid ppl do stupid things and act surprised when the people beat they ass well that's my intention
November 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
seeing so many of these "pranks" these days has my ass scared to go outside bruhh the hell are these "pranks" I be typing "so and so Prank gone wrong" just so i can finally laugh when stupid ppl do stupid things and act surprised when the people beat they ass well that's my intention
is there a term for someone who isn't a Christian nor an atheist just a mf who's exhausted of having strong beliefs and just doesn't want any strong belief tied to my identity... if so that's me if there is a god, that's cool... if there isn't, that's cool too...
November 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
is there a term for someone who isn't a Christian nor an atheist just a mf who's exhausted of having strong beliefs and just doesn't want any strong belief tied to my identity... if so that's me if there is a god, that's cool... if there isn't, that's cool too...
Thank god my brother woke me up because I was in the middle of a fight with a raccoon that was just told he was the chosen one and my ass was losing 😂
November 16, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Thank god my brother woke me up because I was in the middle of a fight with a raccoon that was just told he was the chosen one and my ass was losing 😂
chhatgpt has the memory of a goldfish how are you forgetting information that's in the chat bruh
October 29, 2025 at 11:58 AM
chhatgpt has the memory of a goldfish how are you forgetting information that's in the chat bruh
my job often has raccoons and opposums digging in our dumpster I always see either of them when I take out the trash... and I just looked up if they fight each other, and it turns out it depends on the amount of food around i just hope the dumpster is enough for them lmao
October 27, 2025 at 10:30 AM
my job often has raccoons and opposums digging in our dumpster I always see either of them when I take out the trash... and I just looked up if they fight each other, and it turns out it depends on the amount of food around i just hope the dumpster is enough for them lmao
Ughh my food delivery driver caught me lacking I’m so used to them saying have a great day that my brain automatically said “You too” when he said “enjoy” gahhh
October 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Ughh my food delivery driver caught me lacking I’m so used to them saying have a great day that my brain automatically said “You too” when he said “enjoy” gahhh
This disposable vape ban in Wisconsin is killin me I’m not surprised most ppl r just getting their vapes from Chicago instead lmaoo but here I am contemplating going back to cigarettes since disposable vapes was the only reason I could quit for 2 years
October 8, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This disposable vape ban in Wisconsin is killin me I’m not surprised most ppl r just getting their vapes from Chicago instead lmaoo but here I am contemplating going back to cigarettes since disposable vapes was the only reason I could quit for 2 years
I feel pressured lmao my granddads birthday is October 8th my dads birthday is October 10th my birthday is October 12th if I don’t have a child born on October 14th it would be a shame 😂
October 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I feel pressured lmao my granddads birthday is October 8th my dads birthday is October 10th my birthday is October 12th if I don’t have a child born on October 14th it would be a shame 😂
Me: *finds out the sun has a name and its Sol*
Me: Ohhhh so that's why their god's name is Sol in that one show "Raised By Wolves" must be a sun god or some shit
Me: Ohhhh so that's why their god's name is Sol in that one show "Raised By Wolves" must be a sun god or some shit
September 29, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Me: *finds out the sun has a name and its Sol*
Me: Ohhhh so that's why their god's name is Sol in that one show "Raised By Wolves" must be a sun god or some shit
Me: Ohhhh so that's why their god's name is Sol in that one show "Raised By Wolves" must be a sun god or some shit
nothing like a good old friendly reminder "You know that show isn't real, it's all staged" Okay? thanks? I'm still going to watch it because it's entertaining, man I can't stand ppl who just love pointing shit like that out when i'm just enjoying myself
September 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
nothing like a good old friendly reminder "You know that show isn't real, it's all staged" Okay? thanks? I'm still going to watch it because it's entertaining, man I can't stand ppl who just love pointing shit like that out when i'm just enjoying myself
Didn’t realize there was a vape ban until recently and now I realized why my oldest sis was so surprised I still had one last week at her house lmaoo honestly it’s strange taking an entire vice away and now I can only buy fucking Juuls and not the good flavors just menthol and tobacco 😖
September 18, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Didn’t realize there was a vape ban until recently and now I realized why my oldest sis was so surprised I still had one last week at her house lmaoo honestly it’s strange taking an entire vice away and now I can only buy fucking Juuls and not the good flavors just menthol and tobacco 😖
Fucked up the other day forgot the whole Vape ban and tried to buy a vape at a vape shop only had weed vapes thingies decided to buy despite hating weed and read the box and y dumbass still considered it vape since it looked like a disposable vape and I smoked it like a vape confused I didn’t feel
September 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Fucked up the other day forgot the whole Vape ban and tried to buy a vape at a vape shop only had weed vapes thingies decided to buy despite hating weed and read the box and y dumbass still considered it vape since it looked like a disposable vape and I smoked it like a vape confused I didn’t feel
The random thoughts in my head today: What would a narcissist couple look like could they get along? Would they be partners in crime in their own manipulation games for attention? Would they have attention battles themselves trying to up the other in their “Glory”
September 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
The random thoughts in my head today: What would a narcissist couple look like could they get along? Would they be partners in crime in their own manipulation games for attention? Would they have attention battles themselves trying to up the other in their “Glory”
As much as I would love to just sleep and avoid life for a long period of time Comas are Hella scary like you're just sitting there (Normally away from home at a hospital) for just anyone to come end u if the doctors r lacking bruh
September 8, 2025 at 4:22 AM
As much as I would love to just sleep and avoid life for a long period of time Comas are Hella scary like you're just sitting there (Normally away from home at a hospital) for just anyone to come end u if the doctors r lacking bruh
Anybody else only get their news from YouTubers nowadays 😂
September 4, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Anybody else only get their news from YouTubers nowadays 😂
So I told my sisters that I accidentally told our dad I’m bi my youngest sister said I was brave my oldest sis dear lord she made it very clear how dumb that was lmaooo like I know that too but I had no choice he was gonna check my tinder 😂😂 and ughh I just said fuck it! Threw caution to the wind
September 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
So I told my sisters that I accidentally told our dad I’m bi my youngest sister said I was brave my oldest sis dear lord she made it very clear how dumb that was lmaooo like I know that too but I had no choice he was gonna check my tinder 😂😂 and ughh I just said fuck it! Threw caution to the wind
Well… my religious dad now knows I’m bi… I’m just glad he wasn’t angry just confused and he apparently he thinks I’m confused lmao
September 1, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Well… my religious dad now knows I’m bi… I’m just glad he wasn’t angry just confused and he apparently he thinks I’m confused lmao
I kind of wish I was a millennial just bc the name sounds cool fucking gen z just sounds like a science experiment 😒
September 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I kind of wish I was a millennial just bc the name sounds cool fucking gen z just sounds like a science experiment 😒
Shits been going on for months can y’all just sign a peace treaty already kind of wish y’all had representatives like generals or something lmaoo damn gender war damnear just gave me another reason not to go outside 😂
September 1, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Shits been going on for months can y’all just sign a peace treaty already kind of wish y’all had representatives like generals or something lmaoo damn gender war damnear just gave me another reason not to go outside 😂
Just found out there’s a whole gender war going on man I miss not knowing
September 1, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Just found out there’s a whole gender war going on man I miss not knowing
Anybody else has this weird want to be needed like the moment someone express their “Need for you” you’re there no matter what it is I honestly thought I gotten rid of that but nope I’m still burdened with this want and Jesus disappointing someone is like the worst even if Im spreading myself thin
August 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Anybody else has this weird want to be needed like the moment someone express their “Need for you” you’re there no matter what it is I honestly thought I gotten rid of that but nope I’m still burdened with this want and Jesus disappointing someone is like the worst even if Im spreading myself thin