Dirty Little Gnome
@dirtylittlegnome.bsky.social
just a dirty little gnome living in the forest of Oakridge, Oregon.
INTJ/Solidly Gen X
INTJ/Solidly Gen X
Bikinis were invented by a Jewish designer – to keep things Kosher, you need to separate the meat & the dairy.
August 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Bikinis were invented by a Jewish designer – to keep things Kosher, you need to separate the meat & the dairy.
I told a kid that I used to get 10 cassette tapes in the mail for a penny. I’m not sure if their confused look was that they think I’m lying, what a cassette, what a penny is, or what the mail is (or all four).
July 31, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I told a kid that I used to get 10 cassette tapes in the mail for a penny. I’m not sure if their confused look was that they think I’m lying, what a cassette, what a penny is, or what the mail is (or all four).
I am just one ant in an army. e pluribus unum
April 7, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I am just one ant in an army. e pluribus unum
Tesla = Edsel
April 5, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Tesla = Edsel
One way to lower gas prices is to crash the economy 🤷♂️
April 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
One way to lower gas prices is to crash the economy 🤷♂️
To watch a MAGA🚩Conservative’s head explode, mention the lowest demographic of abortion are gay people. 🏳️🌈
April 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
To watch a MAGA🚩Conservative’s head explode, mention the lowest demographic of abortion are gay people. 🏳️🌈
I think I’ll paint my face orange as a form of protest
March 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I think I’ll paint my face orange as a form of protest
Holding a Tesla Sale Event at the White House only solidifies the problem. I’m looking forward to the tailspin…
March 12, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Holding a Tesla Sale Event at the White House only solidifies the problem. I’m looking forward to the tailspin…
There are more kids with Measles in Texas than all Trans Athletes.
March 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
There are more kids with Measles in Texas than all Trans Athletes.
Canada will be putting the Rizz in Resistance 🇨🇦
March 4, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Canada will be putting the Rizz in Resistance 🇨🇦
Trump showed his hand early in the week, but this is not a game of cards.
March 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Trump showed his hand early in the week, but this is not a game of cards.
So, can I just sell my citizenship to the highest bidder? I could easily move out and make room.
February 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
So, can I just sell my citizenship to the highest bidder? I could easily move out and make room.
Are they still eating the cats? I’d figure that was high on the list of things to take care of…
February 24, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Are they still eating the cats? I’d figure that was high on the list of things to take care of…
I’m going to pretend that I got a huge Stimulus Check next month.
February 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I’m going to pretend that I got a huge Stimulus Check next month.
So riddle me this… the same people who think the moon landing was a hoax is excited to go to Mars.
February 18, 2025 at 8:08 AM
So riddle me this… the same people who think the moon landing was a hoax is excited to go to Mars.
The only thing that keeps me up at night is wondering why we need sleep.
February 18, 2025 at 8:06 AM
The only thing that keeps me up at night is wondering why we need sleep.
When you’re looking for waste & fraud, you bring in forensic auditors & accountants – not hackers…
February 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
When you’re looking for waste & fraud, you bring in forensic auditors & accountants – not hackers…
I think I’ll start introducing myself with my pronouns.
February 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I think I’ll start introducing myself with my pronouns.
Most Americans eat like their Health Care is free.
February 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Most Americans eat like their Health Care is free.
I want a framed picture of the Tower of Pisa and just hang it crooked.
February 7, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I want a framed picture of the Tower of Pisa and just hang it crooked.
I’m a little late to the party on this one, but “Golf of Pendejo” has a ring to it.
February 6, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I’m a little late to the party on this one, but “Golf of Pendejo” has a ring to it.
*Could have gone*
At least he’s not a Grammar Nazi
At least he’s not a Grammar Nazi
February 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
*Could have gone*
At least he’s not a Grammar Nazi
At least he’s not a Grammar Nazi
Can we call Elon’s DOGE young, inexperienced engineers “Muskrats”?
February 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Can we call Elon’s DOGE young, inexperienced engineers “Muskrats”?
Elon’s DOGE is looking to cut “waste & fraud” by looking ⬇️ DOWN, targeting the most poorest Americans. I’d like to look ⬆️ UP to cut the $1.8T in tax loopholes for the richest Americans.
February 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Elon’s DOGE is looking to cut “waste & fraud” by looking ⬇️ DOWN, targeting the most poorest Americans. I’d like to look ⬆️ UP to cut the $1.8T in tax loopholes for the richest Americans.