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dirtyelfb.bsky.social
hawke 💛 kepuck
@dirtyelfb.bsky.social
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hi howdy i’m hawke!

🔞 sometimes! | 25 | he/they lesbian | white | FFXIV, WoW, DD2/DDDA, BG3, TES, etc. - scooping gravel into my mouth 🐸 art every blue moon! 🥰 mother miranda’s stupidest fan 🐦‍⬛
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working from home today rocks bc it’s cold and windy as shit outside but i get to cuddle with my silly goofy cat while i work. incredible.
my cat, maggie, sitting on my lap and looking at me with her big ol’ green eyes. she is grey and long haired, and sitting on a red blanket on my lap while i rest my hand on her
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
dirtyelfb.bsky.social
makes me very thankful for my very real weighted dragons from a REAL campaign bc it restored my faith in community based funding :) literally my favorite little guys ever who i adore with my whole soul
November 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
dirtyelfb.bsky.social
YEAH there was like, €45 “holding fee” for international shipping!!!! it was supposed to be refunded but surprise surprise, never happened obviously. this happened to another friend of mine in the states, too. absolute robbery. (i accidently used the american dollar on that last post but same idea)
a screenshot of my pledge, where one plushie is charged at €50 and the shipping is at €45, totaling in €95
November 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
dirtyelfb.bsky.social
was divinely inspired by THE Teaspoon so i doodled him at work!!! 🐹🥄 @epigeioi.bsky.social
Teaspoon, the hamster, lovingly doodled on a pink post-it. he has markings on his head and back, and a little floating spoon with a heart is near his head.
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
dirtyelfb.bsky.social
back on my bullshit yippee!!!! i need something to look at while at work
a screenshot of my phone lockscreen, which is mother miranda from resident evil. it is 11:32 in this pic, and “Red Wine Supernova” by Chappel Roan is playing and displayed on the lockscreen
November 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
dirtyelfb.bsky.social
ohh it’s a silent hill day again
a VERY foggy picture of my backyard through my window
November 24, 2025 at 12:45 PM
dirtyelfb.bsky.social
oh my god i found rune. i was a FREAK for lps as a kid and honestly need to go through all of them sometime now. i used them to act out dramatic playtime scenarios as a kid and now i just do that with my ocs.
littlest pet shop #739, a blonde horse with point markings and hooves
November 24, 2025 at 5:39 AM
dirtyelfb.bsky.social
get bubble wrapped fuckwad
me holding my golden colored alduin figurine in my hand. he’s covered entirely in bubble wrap except for his head, which is peeking out
November 23, 2025 at 6:30 AM
dirtyelfb.bsky.social
going through boxes from my apartment and first of all! was able to slim it down a ton, going to be taking a lot of stuff in for donation. second! temporarily getting to put all of my books on a shelf and :) it’s nice seeing them again!!!
a wooden bookshelf with sliding glass doors - many of the books i bought in college are on these shelves, and two and a half rows are filled.
November 23, 2025 at 3:54 AM
dirtyelfb.bsky.social
also missing minty morris. beautiful minty morris.
my green and brunette hrothgar with long flowy hair, looking into the camera with a gentle gaze. he has pale green freckles and green streaks in his hair, and he is the most beautiful man I have ever made. my green and brunette hrothgar with long flowy hair, looking into the camera with a gentle gaze. he has pale green freckles and green streaks in his hair, and he is the most beautiful man I have ever made.
November 22, 2025 at 1:06 AM
dirtyelfb.bsky.social
missing him flailing him around like a towel
my miqo'te, j'darzi kufai, wearing vacation clothes and crossing his beautiful big hairy arms
November 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
dirtyelfb.bsky.social
thinking about tyrunt and tyrantrum. the perfect pokemon to me. i even have a mini tyrunt who sits on my desk who i LOVE dearly.
tyrunt and tyrantrum from Pokemon, two fossil dinosaur pokemon.
November 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
dirtyelfb.bsky.social
good lord, borealis is so cool i adore her
my shiny auroras and my pokemon trainer leaning their heads against each others. auroras’s sails are glowing a soft pink. my shiny auroras and my pokemon trainer smiling at the camera while my trainer makes a heart with her fingers. auroras’ sails are glowing a soft green. my shiny auroras and my pokemon trainer both looking into the camera with a stare. the glowing green sails take up most of the screen my shiny auroras and my pokemon trainer standing together, with my trainer holding her pokeball with a smile
November 21, 2025 at 5:02 AM
dirtyelfb.bsky.social
pov you ask your lalafell friend for a 7 mm wrench
me holding a 2 in wrench which is at least three feet long with my very tiny hand. you can tell i am straining to hold this in one hand alone
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
dirtyelfb.bsky.social
just so you guys know i am obsessed with this squishable oh my god. hopefully someday they release a mini because this is a perfect creature. the cinabunny…….
a squishable plushie called the cinabunny. it’s a cross between a cinnamon bun and a bunny, with white ears and a cinnamon bun for a body. it is round and has a delightful demeanor, with a soft smile and cute freckles a squishable plushie called the cinabunny. it’s a cross between a cinnamon bun and a bunny, with white ears and a cinnamon bun for a body. it is round and has a little round bunny tail.
November 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
dirtyelfb.bsky.social
btw this is what her evolution will look like :) the sails glow for those who don’t know the pokemon, that’s my diva
a shiny aurorus in pokemon sword/shield. she is white where she would be blue in the original color scheme.
November 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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you guys are not gonna believe who i found in just an hour and right before going to bed. that’s babygirl. that’s BABYGIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!
a shiny amaura, a pokemon that can only be shiny hunted via resetting the system over and over after reviving fossils. she is shimmery white with green eyes, standing in a lab a shiny amaura, a pokemon that can only be shiny hunted via resetting the system over and over after reviving fossils. she is shimmery white with green eyes, standing in a lab. in this pic, she is staring into the camera a shiny amaura, a pokemon that can only be shiny hunted via resetting the system over and over after reviving fossils. she is shimmery white with green eyes, standing in a lab. she is jumping for joy because she is alive
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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she’s going to save me today at work thank you dorothy zbornak golden girls
my coffee mug at work thick depicts dorothy from golden girls. it’s sitting on a coaster made of tile, and part of a metal butterfly is visible in the background
November 19, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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my coworker’s kid came to the office today and i ended up babysitting for a bit!!! it was very fun and silly 🥹 i had just moved to a new desk that had a whiteboard, so i said she could draw something - she said i should doodle something too, so i doodled me :)
a silly whiteboard doodle of myself in a sweater and jeans. doodle me has a smiley face, short hair with bangs, green earrings, and a green necklace.
November 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
dirtyelfb.bsky.social
oh my goodness, Hounding's aura with this new mount is insane. finally the hound gets a hound........
my world of warcraft hunter, a green undead wearing spikey plated pauldrons, a gas mask, and a crazy dirty blonde mohawk, sitting on the back of a winged wolf garbed in armor. It seems to have been touched by green demonic energy, and spikes protrude from the plates of armor. The hunter is flanked by two large undead dinosaurs, her pets. One of them is largely just bone and sinew, while the other has a black head covering and bandage wrappings in addition. Their names are Jawbone and Gore, respectively.
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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since i was sick as a dog today i finally ended up playing a bit of legion remix and i want u all to meet my nightborne rogue who i am now emotionally bonded to. she didn't get the memo about rogues being subtle.
my nightborne rogue in world of warcraft. She has floating blades on her shoulder, and she's holding blades that are made partially of magic. Her garb is a mix between pirate and nightborne aristocrat. her hair is short, with a bandana tied around her forehead. Magic hangs in the air around her. my nightborne rogue in world of warcraft. She has floating blades on her shoulder, and on her back are two large double-ended blades that seem partially made of magic. Her garb is a mix between pirate and nightborne aristocrat. her hair is short, with a bandana tied around her forehead. Magic hangs in the air around her. a closeup of my nightborne rogue, with an emphasis on her smile lines and glowing eyes. It is a mystery how this woman sneaks because she is glowing everywhere.
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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you know what i just realized. unlocked glam means i can run tank nun j'darzi. drk nun is the new class next expansion.
my ffxiv miqo'te, J'darzi Kufai, dressed in a nun outfit. On his back, he has a pictomancer brush in the shape of a rose. He stands firmly in front of the windows of the mizzenmast inn, which glow with the light of day.
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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two he/theys serving it up in the city look out
my Z-A pokemon trainer and their hot pink shiny heracross sitting down for a meal at a cafe. they have a croissant and a cup of coffee on the table, and the waitress and a charizard are seen in the foreground.
November 7, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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two lesbians and their dog
my alpha lopunny, alpha krookodile, and normal sized shiny slurpuff all sitting together. i think lopunny is supposed to be asleep, but it has open eyes. the other two are very asleep.
November 7, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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dude i love my team so bad
my pokemon trainer sitting on a punch in pokemon Z-A. they have their team surrounding them, comprised of (from left to right) an alpha lopunny, alpha krookodile, shiny slurpuff, shiny meowstic, shiny talonflame, and a shiny heracross. they are standing there constantly. my pokemon trainer sitting on a punch in pokemon Z-A. they have their team surrounding them, comprised of (from left to right) an alpha lopunny, alpha krookodile, shiny slurpuff, shiny meowstic, shiny talonflame, and a shiny heracross. in this pic, they are all posing and being very cute.
November 7, 2025 at 5:09 AM