💙🩵Texas Bluebird💙🩵
@dirtybirdwordnerd.bsky.social
With two cats in the yard, that means three are in the house, but — WAIT — where are the dogs? Did someone close the gate? Shit. The pit is down at the neighbor’s again.
Only in Texas... and only a white dumbass dude.
October 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Only in Texas... and only a white dumbass dude.
They’ve been saying this same shit in particular since 2017 so they’ve had a lot of practice.
October 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
They’ve been saying this same shit in particular since 2017 so they’ve had a lot of practice.
Blue Q Catnip Collection
100% cat approved. My little portosystemic shunt guy climbed into my lap and aggressively pulled one from my grasp.
He high af now.
www.blueq.com/collections/...
100% cat approved. My little portosystemic shunt guy climbed into my lap and aggressively pulled one from my grasp.
He high af now.
www.blueq.com/collections/...
September 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Blue Q Catnip Collection
100% cat approved. My little portosystemic shunt guy climbed into my lap and aggressively pulled one from my grasp.
He high af now.
www.blueq.com/collections/...
100% cat approved. My little portosystemic shunt guy climbed into my lap and aggressively pulled one from my grasp.
He high af now.
www.blueq.com/collections/...
“What if he choked on a Gardetto? Are flags still flown at half staff?”
September 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
“What if he choked on a Gardetto? Are flags still flown at half staff?”
Out of the mouths of Redditors.
September 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Out of the mouths of Redditors.
It’s a special kinda satisfaction when it happens like this.
September 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
It’s a special kinda satisfaction when it happens like this.
Disgraceful. Disrespectful. Dickhead.
April 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Disgraceful. Disrespectful. Dickhead.
Dark Lord Stephen Miller 🤣😂🤣
March 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Dark Lord Stephen Miller 🤣😂🤣
Bitch, you’re MY bitch!
March 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Bitch, you’re MY bitch!
I call this one: Void Head in Void.
March 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I call this one: Void Head in Void.
Anecdotally, the boycotts are working!
March 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Anecdotally, the boycotts are working!
February 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM