Dirty Photos 🥾
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@dirty-photos.bsky.social
· Feb 14
When I walk by this waterfall it's normally just a trickle into a sad puddle. Today it is goddamn majestic. ⛲
It's not here for a long time, but it's here for a good time.
Me too, guys, me too.
#photography #nature #transformation
It's not here for a long time, but it's here for a good time.
Me too, guys, me too.
#photography #nature #transformation
Procrastinated my way into the abyss this morning. Didn’t want to get out of 🛌 so I generated this instead.
🐳 Sperm whales dive over 3,000 meters & hold their breath for an hour—hunting under 4,400 PSI.
If people like these #AnimalFacts I’ll keep them coming.
#NatureLovers #MarineBiology #DigitalArt
🐳 Sperm whales dive over 3,000 meters & hold their breath for an hour—hunting under 4,400 PSI.
If people like these #AnimalFacts I’ll keep them coming.
#NatureLovers #MarineBiology #DigitalArt
November 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Procrastinated my way into the abyss this morning. Didn’t want to get out of 🛌 so I generated this instead.
🐳 Sperm whales dive over 3,000 meters & hold their breath for an hour—hunting under 4,400 PSI.
If people like these #AnimalFacts I’ll keep them coming.
#NatureLovers #MarineBiology #DigitalArt
🐳 Sperm whales dive over 3,000 meters & hold their breath for an hour—hunting under 4,400 PSI.
If people like these #AnimalFacts I’ll keep them coming.
#NatureLovers #MarineBiology #DigitalArt
This white-tailed kite was out ruling the sky today 👑🦅
Small mammals, look upon him and despair
#birds #wildlifephotography
Small mammals, look upon him and despair
#birds #wildlifephotography
October 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
This white-tailed kite was out ruling the sky today 👑🦅
Small mammals, look upon him and despair
#birds #wildlifephotography
Small mammals, look upon him and despair
#birds #wildlifephotography
If you didn’t get your campfire fix this weekend, have a seat by mine. 🪵🔥
#CampfireVibes #RelaxingLoops
#CampfireVibes #RelaxingLoops
October 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
If you didn’t get your campfire fix this weekend, have a seat by mine. 🪵🔥
#CampfireVibes #RelaxingLoops
#CampfireVibes #RelaxingLoops
Good news!
The whales are here 🐋
Humpbacks feeding off the coast of California this week
#wildlife #naturephotography
The whales are here 🐋
Humpbacks feeding off the coast of California this week
#wildlife #naturephotography
September 17, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Good news!
The whales are here 🐋
Humpbacks feeding off the coast of California this week
#wildlife #naturephotography
The whales are here 🐋
Humpbacks feeding off the coast of California this week
#wildlife #naturephotography
Where earth cracked open and beauty poured out. My summer short—Volcanic Legacy. 🌋🎬 An #EpicEscape on the Scenic Byway.
#nationalpark #nature
#nationalpark #nature
August 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Where earth cracked open and beauty poured out. My summer short—Volcanic Legacy. 🌋🎬 An #EpicEscape on the Scenic Byway.
#nationalpark #nature
#nationalpark #nature
July 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
June 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
April 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Here you go, have 10 seconds of peace & quiet. You deserve it, goddamnit.
#naturephotography #landscape
#naturephotography #landscape
April 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Here you go, have 10 seconds of peace & quiet. You deserve it, goddamnit.
#naturephotography #landscape
#naturephotography #landscape
March 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
There sure were a lot of overly-specific signs to not inner-tube down the icy waterfall 1,000ft off a cliff to certain doom 🛝
A lot, guys.
This is why we can’t have nice things.
#photography #nature
A lot, guys.
This is why we can’t have nice things.
#photography #nature
March 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
There sure were a lot of overly-specific signs to not inner-tube down the icy waterfall 1,000ft off a cliff to certain doom 🛝
A lot, guys.
This is why we can’t have nice things.
#photography #nature
A lot, guys.
This is why we can’t have nice things.
#photography #nature
This huge wingspan on Condor #91 is a bit intimidating 🦅😅
She's one of North America's rarest and largest birds.
How are my weak ankles supposed to compete with this?
#photography #birds #girlpower
She's one of North America's rarest and largest birds.
How are my weak ankles supposed to compete with this?
#photography #birds #girlpower
February 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
This huge wingspan on Condor #91 is a bit intimidating 🦅😅
She's one of North America's rarest and largest birds.
How are my weak ankles supposed to compete with this?
#photography #birds #girlpower
She's one of North America's rarest and largest birds.
How are my weak ankles supposed to compete with this?
#photography #birds #girlpower
When I walk by this waterfall it's normally just a trickle into a sad puddle. Today it is goddamn majestic. ⛲
It's not here for a long time, but it's here for a good time.
Me too, guys, me too.
#photography #nature #transformation
It's not here for a long time, but it's here for a good time.
Me too, guys, me too.
#photography #nature #transformation
February 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
When I walk by this waterfall it's normally just a trickle into a sad puddle. Today it is goddamn majestic. ⛲
It's not here for a long time, but it's here for a good time.
Me too, guys, me too.
#photography #nature #transformation
It's not here for a long time, but it's here for a good time.
Me too, guys, me too.
#photography #nature #transformation
Want to be able to sleep tonight? Well that's too bad. Look at this #bird 's feet, and prepare for the #nightmares.
#naturephotography
#naturephotography
January 23, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Want to be able to sleep tonight? Well that's too bad. Look at this #bird 's feet, and prepare for the #nightmares.
#naturephotography
#naturephotography
I had a brief moment to admire this spider's web while it was away this morning. Then I got out of there real quick, because spiders?... hell no 😤
#naturephotography #naturelovers #landscape #outdoors
#naturephotography #naturelovers #landscape #outdoors
January 19, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I had a brief moment to admire this spider's web while it was away this morning. Then I got out of there real quick, because spiders?... hell no 😤
#naturephotography #naturelovers #landscape #outdoors
#naturephotography #naturelovers #landscape #outdoors
Spent a fascinating moment watching this great egret hunt today. Glad he's not out here stalking humans though... he was *way* to stealthy, probably would have got me 😅
#birds #wildlife #naturephotography
#birds #wildlife #naturephotography
January 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Spent a fascinating moment watching this great egret hunt today. Glad he's not out here stalking humans though... he was *way* to stealthy, probably would have got me 😅
#birds #wildlife #naturephotography
#birds #wildlife #naturephotography
Witnessed the #OccultationOfMars Monday night. Watching the Red Planet slide behind the full Wolf #moon was the highlight of my week 🔭
youtu.be/Uk19GEoS9tw
youtu.be/Uk19GEoS9tw
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January 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Witnessed the #OccultationOfMars Monday night. Watching the Red Planet slide behind the full Wolf #moon was the highlight of my week 🔭
youtu.be/Uk19GEoS9tw
youtu.be/Uk19GEoS9tw
November 23, 2024 at 12:19 AM
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October 21, 2024 at 1:14 AM
If I were smart I’d never have crawled out of this cave and back to my desk. #nature #landscape
October 8, 2024 at 4:18 PM
If I were smart I’d never have crawled out of this cave and back to my desk. #nature #landscape