Dirty Myrtle & the Imaginaries
@dirty-myrtle.bsky.social
Gen X with the suspect fashion sense designing the truth for good people everywhere - just ask my imaginary friends
-Artist -Designer -Professor -Oxford commas
I am not impressed with the 13 yr old petulant child, self-entitled culture of the States
-Artist -Designer -Professor -Oxford commas
I am not impressed with the 13 yr old petulant child, self-entitled culture of the States
and I'll say it 1m times.....
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 AM
and I'll say it 1m times.....
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
STARVE A BILLIONAIRE FOR CHRISTMAS
NO BIG BOX – Shop local or make your own
NO BIG BOX – Shop local or make your own
November 21, 2025 at 4:05 AM
STARVE A BILLIONAIRE FOR CHRISTMAS
NO BIG BOX – Shop local or make your own
NO BIG BOX – Shop local or make your own
QUIET PIGGY
Your profits are NOT a gift this holiday season
NO BIG BOX
NO USA HOLIDAYS
Your profits are NOT a gift this holiday season
NO BIG BOX
NO USA HOLIDAYS
November 21, 2025 at 3:52 AM
QUIET PIGGY
Your profits are NOT a gift this holiday season
NO BIG BOX
NO USA HOLIDAYS
Your profits are NOT a gift this holiday season
NO BIG BOX
NO USA HOLIDAYS
QUITE PIGGY
We're busy starving the pigs this holiday season
NO BIG BOX
NO USA HOLIDAYS
We're busy starving the pigs this holiday season
NO BIG BOX
NO USA HOLIDAYS
November 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
QUITE PIGGY
We're busy starving the pigs this holiday season
NO BIG BOX
NO USA HOLIDAYS
We're busy starving the pigs this holiday season
NO BIG BOX
NO USA HOLIDAYS
NO BIG BOX
Starve a billionaire
Only shop local or make your own gifts this holiday season
NO MORE PROFITS OVER PEOPLE
plus - wtf can afford anything without ACA?
STARVE THE MARKETS
Starve a billionaire
Only shop local or make your own gifts this holiday season
NO MORE PROFITS OVER PEOPLE
plus - wtf can afford anything without ACA?
STARVE THE MARKETS
November 21, 2025 at 3:33 AM
NO BIG BOX
Starve a billionaire
Only shop local or make your own gifts this holiday season
NO MORE PROFITS OVER PEOPLE
plus - wtf can afford anything without ACA?
STARVE THE MARKETS
Starve a billionaire
Only shop local or make your own gifts this holiday season
NO MORE PROFITS OVER PEOPLE
plus - wtf can afford anything without ACA?
STARVE THE MARKETS
We call him clearance - have for years
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM
We call him clearance - have for years
YEP
REMOVE JOHNSON
and Release the Epstein Files
REMOVE JOHNSON
and Release the Epstein Files
November 6, 2025 at 1:08 PM
YEP
REMOVE JOHNSON
and Release the Epstein Files
REMOVE JOHNSON
and Release the Epstein Files
Governor Newsom Press Office is HILARIOUS!
They definitely deserve an award.
They definitely deserve an award.
November 5, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Governor Newsom Press Office is HILARIOUS!
They definitely deserve an award.
They definitely deserve an award.
Well…did you?
November 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Well…did you?
Happy Halloween skeeters
October 31, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Happy Halloween skeeters
Remember on Halloween - kitchen knives on the counter and the microwave door open for the great Karen Black
October 29, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Remember on Halloween - kitchen knives on the counter and the microwave door open for the great Karen Black
I absolutely NEED this hair!
October 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I absolutely NEED this hair!
@cbsnews.com is running ice ads
Seriously?
I believed in you for 50+ years, even with missteps, and today you came out in full force to disappoint for the last time.
I’m soooooooo bloody done and so are my clients’ ad $.
Seriously?
I believed in you for 50+ years, even with missteps, and today you came out in full force to disappoint for the last time.
I’m soooooooo bloody done and so are my clients’ ad $.
October 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
@cbsnews.com is running ice ads
Seriously?
I believed in you for 50+ years, even with missteps, and today you came out in full force to disappoint for the last time.
I’m soooooooo bloody done and so are my clients’ ad $.
Seriously?
I believed in you for 50+ years, even with missteps, and today you came out in full force to disappoint for the last time.
I’m soooooooo bloody done and so are my clients’ ad $.
No time for this trifflin’ bs
You know what to do
You know what to do
October 19, 2025 at 11:32 AM
No time for this trifflin’ bs
You know what to do
You know what to do
Is anyone surprised?
October 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Is anyone surprised?
Well - does it?
They are all twats.
They are all twats.
October 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Well - does it?
They are all twats.
They are all twats.
If you, your kid, or anyone you love wears this charcuterie board costume - this year….or ever -
you have more than failed Halloween.
May the spirits snack upon you.
#halloween #halloweenfail
you have more than failed Halloween.
May the spirits snack upon you.
#halloween #halloweenfail
October 16, 2025 at 11:41 AM
If you, your kid, or anyone you love wears this charcuterie board costume - this year….or ever -
you have more than failed Halloween.
May the spirits snack upon you.
#halloween #halloweenfail
you have more than failed Halloween.
May the spirits snack upon you.
#halloween #halloweenfail
I CALL BS.
Just listened to the interview with the prof who did this study and he said "Take it with a grain of salt" - then talked himself in circles.
This is a skewed perspective and total misrepresentation of the actual numbers. Axios should be embarrassed for even publishing this.
AWFUL.
Just listened to the interview with the prof who did this study and he said "Take it with a grain of salt" - then talked himself in circles.
This is a skewed perspective and total misrepresentation of the actual numbers. Axios should be embarrassed for even publishing this.
AWFUL.
September 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I CALL BS.
Just listened to the interview with the prof who did this study and he said "Take it with a grain of salt" - then talked himself in circles.
This is a skewed perspective and total misrepresentation of the actual numbers. Axios should be embarrassed for even publishing this.
AWFUL.
Just listened to the interview with the prof who did this study and he said "Take it with a grain of salt" - then talked himself in circles.
This is a skewed perspective and total misrepresentation of the actual numbers. Axios should be embarrassed for even publishing this.
AWFUL.
