Ethan Newstrum
dirtmagnit.bsky.social
Ethan Newstrum
@dirtmagnit.bsky.social
I'd rather be burnin rubber than clutch.
They are the Union known for ignoring everybody else's picket lines
February 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Making another Instax,I see.
February 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
3½ years, that whole cocktail.
January 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I think he booty replied.
January 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I can't express enough how much this makes me laugh out loud loudly..
January 25, 2025 at 6:15 AM
It's that your own Bacon and Bourbon fest?
January 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Problem is, I feel like a teenager. I've never had someone that I loved soooo much leave me because she thought of it halfway through a date. (To be fair, she said she had been trying to build the courage to do it for months).

I feel like a monster that can't have relationships.
December 10, 2024 at 4:09 AM