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ALL HAIL!!!
February 6, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Instructions unclear, need more videos from more angles perhaps
February 6, 2026 at 8:19 AM
a cartoon batman says i was distracted
ALT: a cartoon batman says i was distracted
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January 30, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Maybe... Or maybe radiation makes things bigger than normal
January 10, 2026 at 7:15 AM
Maybe a multivitamin might be worth a try as well

I think I read somewhere or watch the YouTube video about a vitamin deficiency and mood changes
December 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Understandable if the plates were anything like this one
a man is sitting at a table with a menu and a sandwich on the table
ALT: a man is sitting at a table with a menu and a sandwich on the table
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November 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Every time you post...
a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed
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November 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
You should load up on beans, broccoli, cauliflower and cheese... Chemical warfare seems like the only solution to that problem
November 17, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Can confirm major distraction 🥴
November 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
November 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Hope it's more enjoyable than accidentally teabagging an electric fence
November 2, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Almost done recognisable, still a good looking unit
November 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Always like that belly button fuzz patch on guys. It seems to be quite rare

I've noticed a lot of times really hairy skinny guys get big they get less hairy because it spreads out as they get bigger.
October 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
It's impressive the patch of fuzz around your belly button hasn't spread out that much yet

I wonder if it's got anything to do with how many stretch marks are along your sides
October 25, 2025 at 9:18 AM
I hope you don't get athletes ass from touching the floor like that
October 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Yeah! fuck that lizard helmed company
September 25, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Yikes!!!
This was a flashback to an unusual find in my fireplace
September 21, 2025 at 11:02 AM
My moderately conservative opinion is: you should always have at least one carton of milk in the fridge at a time in case you forget to pick up more when you're in town.

Not having milk for coffee in the morning is forbidden. Dry Weet-Bix is also forbidden
3 l of milk must be conserved at a minimum
September 11, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Hopefully you can get back to what you love doing soon. I hope the stress ease off and your body can recover real quick
September 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Live long and proper ✌️
September 1, 2025 at 8:18 AM
I'm pretty sure the locker room is never looked that good... The lock is always dinged up covered in graffiti and the floor looked contaminated with all kinds of filth
September 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I wonder if this is how they review videos?
August 31, 2025 at 11:18 AM