Dirt Dork.
@dirtdork.bsky.social
Illinoisan. Likes plants. Posts are whatever crossed my mind, reposts are things I thought anyone who willingly signed up for Matt Thoughts would also find interesting.
Am I doing this right?
November 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Am I doing this right?
Not wrong, but
well, tell 'em Lying Cat
well, tell 'em Lying Cat
November 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Not wrong, but
well, tell 'em Lying Cat
well, tell 'em Lying Cat
This may be true (I do not have "sources familiar" with anything), but the linked article does not contain any of those terms, or indeed anything about categorization at all.
November 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
This may be true (I do not have "sources familiar" with anything), but the linked article does not contain any of those terms, or indeed anything about categorization at all.
On my phone, so I hope you'll all forgive me not replacing the crown with a suitably republican symbol.
October 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
On my phone, so I hope you'll all forgive me not replacing the crown with a suitably republican symbol.
Friend, Millennials are closing on 40. Millennials early voted so they could take Oscar and Esme out trick or treating. You're supposed to be sneering about zoomers and their broccoli haircuts and TikToks.
October 29, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Friend, Millennials are closing on 40. Millennials early voted so they could take Oscar and Esme out trick or treating. You're supposed to be sneering about zoomers and their broccoli haircuts and TikToks.
Very concerned about fertility rates, too. Surely this guy is in the up and up.
October 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Very concerned about fertility rates, too. Surely this guy is in the up and up.
Not my home, but I know my way around.
October 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Not my home, but I know my way around.
Very good to stand up for trans rights, happy the tattoos are above board, but I guess everyone gets to pick one incredibly stupid immovable belief for their campaign.
October 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Very good to stand up for trans rights, happy the tattoos are above board, but I guess everyone gets to pick one incredibly stupid immovable belief for their campaign.
Is there a way to do that without armed confrontations? Because that sounds like a thing that comes down to physical force in the end.
October 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Is there a way to do that without armed confrontations? Because that sounds like a thing that comes down to physical force in the end.
You may say, "Matt, you're American" and I will say, "Yes, and in the context of the episode that makes Frank and Toofer the United States and that's the fairest but on us anyone's ever landed." And I'll also say:
October 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
You may say, "Matt, you're American" and I will say, "Yes, and in the context of the episode that makes Frank and Toofer the United States and that's the fairest but on us anyone's ever landed." And I'll also say:
Me when the Bluejays win the World Series.
October 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Me when the Bluejays win the World Series.
You should not be allowed to write about Chicago if you express surprise at the idea of therapy being part of antiviolence interventions. Why do you think that city-run mental health services have been a live issue in every city election this century?
October 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
You should not be allowed to write about Chicago if you express surprise at the idea of therapy being part of antiviolence interventions. Why do you think that city-run mental health services have been a live issue in every city election this century?
You gotta get a message on both sides, it's free real estate.
October 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
You gotta get a message on both sides, it's free real estate.
They had my all-time favorite apple at the farmers market today.
October 16, 2025 at 6:55 PM
They had my all-time favorite apple at the farmers market today.
I don't want to bust my fellow internet rando out/it's a day-old thread, but we don't actually put that much effort into flu prevention and we do just accept that people gonna die of flu. Mostly old people, and it happens every year, so it's basically invisible, but this is 💯 a thing that happens.
October 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I don't want to bust my fellow internet rando out/it's a day-old thread, but we don't actually put that much effort into flu prevention and we do just accept that people gonna die of flu. Mostly old people, and it happens every year, so it's basically invisible, but this is 💯 a thing that happens.
Gonna see if I can do the fancy 18th century style script in paint pen for my sign.
October 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Gonna see if I can do the fancy 18th century style script in paint pen for my sign.
I'm sorry, I don't know why I'm like this, I just heard that skeet in the Professor's voice.
October 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I'm sorry, I don't know why I'm like this, I just heard that skeet in the Professor's voice.
The girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa.
October 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa.
It's great how cats pick up and like their nicknames. Pictured below is a cat known to his vet as "Ernie" responding to me asking if The Nob is in there.
October 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
It's great how cats pick up and like their nicknames. Pictured below is a cat known to his vet as "Ernie" responding to me asking if The Nob is in there.
Making sure I have one of these on me if he ever deigns to visit.
October 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Making sure I have one of these on me if he ever deigns to visit.