I don’t know if that’s the whole story with MTG, she’s gleefully ignorant, but I think she’s demonstrated real shrewdness especially about how to ride the maga wave.
That’s why I’m inclined to think there’s an angle we don’t see.
That’s why I’m inclined to think there’s an angle we don’t see.
November 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I don’t know if that’s the whole story with MTG, she’s gleefully ignorant, but I think she’s demonstrated real shrewdness especially about how to ride the maga wave.
That’s why I’m inclined to think there’s an angle we don’t see.
That’s why I’m inclined to think there’s an angle we don’t see.
If I had a nickel for every time I stood there with a half a six pack of lukewarm lonestar yelling “FREEEEBIIIIIRD!!” at the POTUS, I’d have ten cents, which is not very much but it is still weird that it’s happened twice.
November 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
If I had a nickel for every time I stood there with a half a six pack of lukewarm lonestar yelling “FREEEEBIIIIIRD!!” at the POTUS, I’d have ten cents, which is not very much but it is still weird that it’s happened twice.
Sorry, do you need help feeling guilty for taking some downtime? We can nag at you about chores and whatnot…
November 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Sorry, do you need help feeling guilty for taking some downtime? We can nag at you about chores and whatnot…
You can’t douche it with water, that’ll just make it worse; you have to douche with milk.
November 9, 2025 at 3:38 AM
You can’t douche it with water, that’ll just make it worse; you have to douche with milk.
Several can, but they’ve all painted themselves into a corner.
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Several can, but they’ve all painted themselves into a corner.
Why the hell do you think MTG is trying to pull off a face-turn?
November 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Why the hell do you think MTG is trying to pull off a face-turn?
You’re just making more work for the rest of us to remind everyone of what worthless pieces of shit they are.
Knock it off.
Knock it off.
November 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
You’re just making more work for the rest of us to remind everyone of what worthless pieces of shit they are.
Knock it off.
Knock it off.
I am grinding 24/7 so that one day maybe, just maybe I can afford to upgrade my quirks to “eccentricities” or perhaps even a “peculiarity” but in this economy, obviously I’m tailoring my expectations.
But hey; a weirdo can dream….
But hey; a weirdo can dream….
November 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I am grinding 24/7 so that one day maybe, just maybe I can afford to upgrade my quirks to “eccentricities” or perhaps even a “peculiarity” but in this economy, obviously I’m tailoring my expectations.
But hey; a weirdo can dream….
But hey; a weirdo can dream….
That sounds like a recipe for heartburn!
I’ll take mine with a Zantac.
I’ll take mine with a Zantac.
November 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
That sounds like a recipe for heartburn!
I’ll take mine with a Zantac.
I’ll take mine with a Zantac.
They killing mad Christian’s in Palestine right now.
November 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
They killing mad Christian’s in Palestine right now.
Sir or Madam, I came here to have a good time, and frankly I’m beginning to feel attacked right now.
November 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Sir or Madam, I came here to have a good time, and frankly I’m beginning to feel attacked right now.
And pass up the opportunity to inspect, reveal, and crush his decrepit hand sores?
No, I would not release what’s left of his hand as they shot me down.
No, I would not release what’s left of his hand as they shot me down.
November 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
And pass up the opportunity to inspect, reveal, and crush his decrepit hand sores?
No, I would not release what’s left of his hand as they shot me down.
No, I would not release what’s left of his hand as they shot me down.
Tear them down.
November 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Tear them down.
Motherfucker; I am not going to build you a guillotine.
Carpentry is not that hard, figure it out.
Carpentry is not that hard, figure it out.
November 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Motherfucker; I am not going to build you a guillotine.
Carpentry is not that hard, figure it out.
Carpentry is not that hard, figure it out.
Literally how I met my now wife; the boys down at the firehall called me crazy, but she keeps my life interesting…
November 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Literally how I met my now wife; the boys down at the firehall called me crazy, but she keeps my life interesting…
You’re not wrong, but we are proceeding at full pace into “enemy of my enemy being my friend” territory, and an uncomfortable degree of strange bedfellows will be necessary in order to prevail.
And then afterwards will come some degree of bloodletting.
And then afterwards will come some degree of bloodletting.
November 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
You’re not wrong, but we are proceeding at full pace into “enemy of my enemy being my friend” territory, and an uncomfortable degree of strange bedfellows will be necessary in order to prevail.
And then afterwards will come some degree of bloodletting.
And then afterwards will come some degree of bloodletting.
I carry emergency leg warmers with me in my truck just in case I need a pick me up.
November 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I carry emergency leg warmers with me in my truck just in case I need a pick me up.
That sucks. I found mercilessly roasting them & their possessions & forcing them to explain their reasoning so that I could roast them 4 that as well helped
I mean, they kept most of their garbage & we can’t really visit their cramped new bungalow where they miserable, but I Did enjoy the process.
I mean, they kept most of their garbage & we can’t really visit their cramped new bungalow where they miserable, but I Did enjoy the process.
November 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
That sucks. I found mercilessly roasting them & their possessions & forcing them to explain their reasoning so that I could roast them 4 that as well helped
I mean, they kept most of their garbage & we can’t really visit their cramped new bungalow where they miserable, but I Did enjoy the process.
I mean, they kept most of their garbage & we can’t really visit their cramped new bungalow where they miserable, but I Did enjoy the process.
There is probably an app for that.
Wait, is This the app for that?
Wait, is This the app for that?
November 3, 2025 at 2:53 PM
There is probably an app for that.
Wait, is This the app for that?
Wait, is This the app for that?
That’s why this is lowkey a good development, just like how a military invasion of Venezuela helps everyone other than Venezuela. (Locientos, Venezuela.)
October 31, 2025 at 1:42 PM
That’s why this is lowkey a good development, just like how a military invasion of Venezuela helps everyone other than Venezuela. (Locientos, Venezuela.)