Elijah Dirt
@dirtbagjones94.bsky.social
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Elijah Dirt
@dirtbagjones94.bsky.social
· Nov 30
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💚 vinyl records
💚 Hot Mulligan
💚 Makari
💚Oragami Button
💚 Julien Solomita
💚 The Basement Yard
💚Inuyasha
💚Chainsaw Man
💚Fiber Arts
💚Trans and Nonbinary
💚 Socialism
💚Shitposters
💚 vinyl records
💚 Hot Mulligan
💚 Makari
💚Oragami Button
💚 Julien Solomita
💚 The Basement Yard
💚Inuyasha
💚Chainsaw Man
💚Fiber Arts
💚Trans and Nonbinary
💚 Socialism
💚Shitposters
There is something so funny about cleaning up at your adhd friends house because should I put these batteries away or does she know the exact spot on the couch she left them
February 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
There is something so funny about cleaning up at your adhd friends house because should I put these batteries away or does she know the exact spot on the couch she left them
My left ankle has been acting up all week, but I planned a playdate at the skating rink tonight, and I can't NOT show off
February 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
My left ankle has been acting up all week, but I planned a playdate at the skating rink tonight, and I can't NOT show off
Finally got my setlists framed, now I just need band posters #Makari #OragamiButton
January 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Finally got my setlists framed, now I just need band posters #Makari #OragamiButton
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Want to….. dye….. hair
December 31, 2024 at 5:02 AM
Want to….. dye….. hair
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I’m so awkward i dont know how to talk to my bfs parents 😭😭😭 i need them to like me but I can’t help but act WEIRD
December 24, 2024 at 5:59 PM
I’m so awkward i dont know how to talk to my bfs parents 😭😭😭 i need them to like me but I can’t help but act WEIRD
Merry Christmas I won a signed Makari setlist on twitch
December 22, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Merry Christmas I won a signed Makari setlist on twitch
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Get a library card even if you're not planning to use it. It impacts their funding.
December 21, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Get a library card even if you're not planning to use it. It impacts their funding.
I lowkey miss having a baby carrier in the house. I miss toting Charlie around.
December 15, 2024 at 6:26 PM
I lowkey miss having a baby carrier in the house. I miss toting Charlie around.
Honey Revenge is coming to Dallas in July I'm screaming!! Can't want to experience them live 🖤🩷
December 10, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Honey Revenge is coming to Dallas in July I'm screaming!! Can't want to experience them live 🖤🩷
The principal called me to tell me the song about Jesus was removed from the program. Let's gooo
December 9, 2024 at 5:50 PM
The principal called me to tell me the song about Jesus was removed from the program. Let's gooo
Deny Defend Dipose is gonna make a sick battle patch
December 9, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Deny Defend Dipose is gonna make a sick battle patch
Pulled up to the school, ready to raise hell about the Christmas songs being religious. Told the principal, "I'm uncomfortable with my daughter singing about jesus," and without thinking about it, he said she can just go to the art room during music until they're done.
December 9, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Pulled up to the school, ready to raise hell about the Christmas songs being religious. Told the principal, "I'm uncomfortable with my daughter singing about jesus," and without thinking about it, he said she can just go to the art room during music until they're done.
Just got home from a long day at the long day factory
December 8, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Just got home from a long day at the long day factory
I hate living in Oklahoma, I just popped ANOTHER tire. I'm so tired.
December 8, 2024 at 10:54 PM
I hate living in Oklahoma, I just popped ANOTHER tire. I'm so tired.
Personally, I don't want my kid reading about incest in school. The Bible should not be allowed in schools.
December 7, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Personally, I don't want my kid reading about incest in school. The Bible should not be allowed in schools.
There is no ethical consumption under capitalism, but you'll NEVER see my queer ass at Chick-fil-A
December 6, 2024 at 2:15 PM
There is no ethical consumption under capitalism, but you'll NEVER see my queer ass at Chick-fil-A
I bought a box of 16 plush toys for my seven-year-old for Christmas. Do I wrap the box or do I wrap each individual plushie so she has more to open?
December 5, 2024 at 3:49 PM
I bought a box of 16 plush toys for my seven-year-old for Christmas. Do I wrap the box or do I wrap each individual plushie so she has more to open?
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“no one wants to see your spotify wrapped”
WRONG!! i want to see it!
WRONG!! i want to see it!
December 4, 2024 at 3:30 PM
“no one wants to see your spotify wrapped”
WRONG!! i want to see it!
WRONG!! i want to see it!
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Tell your kids, seek out the librarians…instead of a policeman.🧐 It’d be safer, imo.
December 3, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Tell your kids, seek out the librarians…instead of a policeman.🧐 It’d be safer, imo.
My #spotifywrapped 🔥 No one around me is surprised by my stats
December 4, 2024 at 2:34 PM
My #spotifywrapped 🔥 No one around me is surprised by my stats
Comment your #Spotifywrapped top artists and songs here. I wanna find new (to me) stuff to enter 2025 with
December 4, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Comment your #Spotifywrapped top artists and songs here. I wanna find new (to me) stuff to enter 2025 with
The whole month of December, there is a dress up day at my kid's school. Tomorrow is Disney Christmas; Dress like a disklney character would on Christmas...wtf am I supposed to do with that? 🙃
I'm usually so good at dress up days
I'm usually so good at dress up days
December 3, 2024 at 5:06 PM
The whole month of December, there is a dress up day at my kid's school. Tomorrow is Disney Christmas; Dress like a disklney character would on Christmas...wtf am I supposed to do with that? 🙃
I'm usually so good at dress up days
I'm usually so good at dress up days