Smash The Patriarchy
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I eat boys like you for breakfast.
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For context: I'm an adult woman who has an adult male roommate.
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June 14, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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June 14, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I just venmo'd my roommate $6 to stop texting me.
March 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I just venmo'd my roommate $6 to stop texting me.
My roommate ALWAYS runs into the door while it's still closed before he turns the door knob. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
March 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
My roommate ALWAYS runs into the door while it's still closed before he turns the door knob. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Shout out to my roommate for waking me up to let me know he's going to blow out a candle in the front room. (It's not even a real candle, it's battery operated.)
January 6, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Shout out to my roommate for waking me up to let me know he's going to blow out a candle in the front room. (It's not even a real candle, it's battery operated.)
I STRONGLY suspect that my roommate doesn't know where our mailbox is, and he's too afraid to ask.
December 29, 2024 at 10:50 PM
I STRONGLY suspect that my roommate doesn't know where our mailbox is, and he's too afraid to ask.
I had set a bunch of paper bags next to the recycling bin (didn't want them to take up all the room in the bin). My roommate just took out the recycling and left the paper bags. 😒 I hate it here.
December 25, 2024 at 11:47 PM
I had set a bunch of paper bags next to the recycling bin (didn't want them to take up all the room in the bin). My roommate just took out the recycling and left the paper bags. 😒 I hate it here.
My roommate was just about to throw away an entire bowl of soup. I offered him a storage container to save it in, but he didn't like it because it was too big. I had to take a container out of the fridge, transfer the veggies in it to a ziplock bag, wash the container & give him that for the soup.
December 25, 2024 at 10:00 PM
My roommate was just about to throw away an entire bowl of soup. I offered him a storage container to save it in, but he didn't like it because it was too big. I had to take a container out of the fridge, transfer the veggies in it to a ziplock bag, wash the container & give him that for the soup.
My roommate (who refuses to blow his nose & just snorts his loogies back & forth from his nose to his throat all day) just told me that he would have been a really good dad if he had had children.
December 25, 2024 at 8:16 PM
My roommate (who refuses to blow his nose & just snorts his loogies back & forth from his nose to his throat all day) just told me that he would have been a really good dad if he had had children.
Just heard my roommate say from the kitchen, "Deli guy hooked me up with an extra piece of turkey." My roommate clearly has no idea that deli meat is priced by weight. 😆
December 17, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Just heard my roommate say from the kitchen, "Deli guy hooked me up with an extra piece of turkey." My roommate clearly has no idea that deli meat is priced by weight. 😆
My roommate likes to brag about the fact that every time he orders steak: he always chooses the 6 oz petite filet.
December 8, 2024 at 10:45 PM
My roommate likes to brag about the fact that every time he orders steak: he always chooses the 6 oz petite filet.
My roommate has burped 5 times while I typed this post.
December 2, 2024 at 3:09 AM
My roommate has burped 5 times while I typed this post.
Have y'all ever met anybody that tries to summon attention by making mouth sounds? That's how my roommate communicates & it makes me want to pass away. 😫
December 1, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Have y'all ever met anybody that tries to summon attention by making mouth sounds? That's how my roommate communicates & it makes me want to pass away. 😫
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This is a real reply to a real text from a friend of mine.
November 29, 2024 at 1:33 AM
This is a real reply to a real text from a friend of mine.
My roommate is so tragically bad at being an adult. It's such a confidence boost for me. 😆
November 29, 2024 at 12:20 AM
My roommate is so tragically bad at being an adult. It's such a confidence boost for me. 😆
My roommate somehow gets poop splatters on the underside of the toilet lid. Not the toilet SEAT, but the toilet LID. Just... How?
November 21, 2024 at 5:49 AM
My roommate somehow gets poop splatters on the underside of the toilet lid. Not the toilet SEAT, but the toilet LID. Just... How?
The hottest thing a guy can do is leave me TF alone.
November 21, 2024 at 4:24 AM
The hottest thing a guy can do is leave me TF alone.
Both holed up in our rooms all evening. I stepped into the kitchen to make a protein shake. Roommate came out of his room to talk to me abt pizza commercials. This is energy vampire behavior, right?
November 21, 2024 at 3:35 AM
Both holed up in our rooms all evening. I stepped into the kitchen to make a protein shake. Roommate came out of his room to talk to me abt pizza commercials. This is energy vampire behavior, right?
My ex was one of those non-voting, white privileged, males. Sometimes I go back & re-read the text convo when he asked to get back together & I told him HARD NO, and pleasure myself to it.
November 20, 2024 at 6:34 AM
My ex was one of those non-voting, white privileged, males. Sometimes I go back & re-read the text convo when he asked to get back together & I told him HARD NO, and pleasure myself to it.
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Just my 2 cents. But my goal is to ignore the trolls. Give them zero attention. Block them if they annoy me.
I think the worst thing we can do on this site is re-create the ad hominem/ personal attacks that occur across comments on Twitter/insta/tiktok/ etc
I think the worst thing we can do on this site is re-create the ad hominem/ personal attacks that occur across comments on Twitter/insta/tiktok/ etc
November 19, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Just my 2 cents. But my goal is to ignore the trolls. Give them zero attention. Block them if they annoy me.
I think the worst thing we can do on this site is re-create the ad hominem/ personal attacks that occur across comments on Twitter/insta/tiktok/ etc
I think the worst thing we can do on this site is re-create the ad hominem/ personal attacks that occur across comments on Twitter/insta/tiktok/ etc
For context: I'm an adult woman who has an adult male roommate.
November 20, 2024 at 5:35 AM
For context: I'm an adult woman who has an adult male roommate.