Dirk
@dirknobody.bsky.social
Retired ISO auditor. Currently watching TV and writing poetry between keeping my wife happy.
She gets a lot of fat shaming 😂
November 16, 2025 at 1:32 PM
She gets a lot of fat shaming 😂
Jack Smith needs be enrolled as the BBC counsel 👍
November 16, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Jack Smith needs be enrolled as the BBC counsel 👍
How I’ve always imagined him tweeting 😳
November 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
How I’ve always imagined him tweeting 😳
Similar story here in Cheshire 🤷♂️
November 15, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Similar story here in Cheshire 🤷♂️
November 15, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I’m tearing my hair out 😱
HELP
HELP
November 15, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I’m tearing my hair out 😱
HELP
HELP
Yes 👍
A vision of loveliness 😳
A vision of loveliness 😳
November 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Yes 👍
A vision of loveliness 😳
A vision of loveliness 😳
Did you ever cycle through Cymru 🤔
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Did you ever cycle through Cymru 🤔
An immortal artist muse even in the 21st century 🥰
November 12, 2025 at 1:05 PM
An immortal artist muse even in the 21st century 🥰
Watch out for a parcel 😳
November 12, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Watch out for a parcel 😳
15st 10lb
I think you’re a fair bit taller than me so that seems like an ideal weight
I’ve lost about a stone and a half in the past year but I need to lose a lot more as I’m quite short 😂
Most of my 8 grandsons are 6ft or taller 🙄 one is 6ft 6in (not in photo) 😂
I think you’re a fair bit taller than me so that seems like an ideal weight
I’ve lost about a stone and a half in the past year but I need to lose a lot more as I’m quite short 😂
Most of my 8 grandsons are 6ft or taller 🙄 one is 6ft 6in (not in photo) 😂
November 11, 2025 at 11:28 AM
15st 10lb
I think you’re a fair bit taller than me so that seems like an ideal weight
I’ve lost about a stone and a half in the past year but I need to lose a lot more as I’m quite short 😂
Most of my 8 grandsons are 6ft or taller 🙄 one is 6ft 6in (not in photo) 😂
I think you’re a fair bit taller than me so that seems like an ideal weight
I’ve lost about a stone and a half in the past year but I need to lose a lot more as I’m quite short 😂
Most of my 8 grandsons are 6ft or taller 🙄 one is 6ft 6in (not in photo) 😂
Oh 😳 I remember good old Cedric 👍😂 28 November 2024 🤔 seems like yesterday 😜
November 11, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Oh 😳 I remember good old Cedric 👍😂 28 November 2024 🤔 seems like yesterday 😜
I traded in my MG for this beauty 👌 such a sweet little sports car
November 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I traded in my MG for this beauty 👌 such a sweet little sports car
Funny old word racism isn’t it as in a Google definition a colour isn’t mentioned 🤔
November 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Funny old word racism isn’t it as in a Google definition a colour isn’t mentioned 🤔
Do you ever look at yourself in store shop windows and think 🤔 yeah I got it 👍 whatever the hell it is 😳
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Do you ever look at yourself in store shop windows and think 🤔 yeah I got it 👍 whatever the hell it is 😳
What will trillionaires have to spend their fortune on then 🤔
November 10, 2025 at 12:08 PM
What will trillionaires have to spend their fortune on then 🤔
My old red MG 👌 touring northern France a few years ago with my brother 👍
November 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
My old red MG 👌 touring northern France a few years ago with my brother 👍
Even God has his number 🙄
November 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Even God has his number 🙄
I’m feeling a little philosophical today 😳
November 8, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I’m feeling a little philosophical today 😳
