Dirk Gently
@dirkgentlydg.bsky.social
Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency: We solve the whole crime. We find the whole person. (Parody account. Not affiliated with Douglas Adams, Stephen Mangan, the BBC, or indeed anyone official.)
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Dirk Gently
@dirkgentlydg.bsky.social
· Oct 30
A-hum. Hello? Hello. It's me, Dirk Gently. Due to an admin error involving a billionare and a superiority complex, I am unable to continue on the website formerly known as Twitter. Therefore, I have taken up residence here at Bluesky. Here's to the continuing future of my holistic detective agency.
This is an emergency, people. The tea cup which sits on my desk is suspiciously EMPTY. The tea which once sat — or... laid? — within is now missing, only the dregs of cold misery left behind to prove they were here.
I require a new cup of tea immediately. The kettle's in the kitchen.
I require a new cup of tea immediately. The kettle's in the kitchen.
November 12, 2024 at 11:08 AM
This is an emergency, people. The tea cup which sits on my desk is suspiciously EMPTY. The tea which once sat — or... laid? — within is now missing, only the dregs of cold misery left behind to prove they were here.
I require a new cup of tea immediately. The kettle's in the kitchen.
I require a new cup of tea immediately. The kettle's in the kitchen.
A-hum. Hello? Hello. It's me, Dirk Gently. Due to an admin error involving a billionare and a superiority complex, I am unable to continue on the website formerly known as Twitter. Therefore, I have taken up residence here at Bluesky. Here's to the continuing future of my holistic detective agency.
October 30, 2024 at 5:58 PM
A-hum. Hello? Hello. It's me, Dirk Gently. Due to an admin error involving a billionare and a superiority complex, I am unable to continue on the website formerly known as Twitter. Therefore, I have taken up residence here at Bluesky. Here's to the continuing future of my holistic detective agency.