Top three feelings, easy

Labour will just assume his lack of popularity is because he's too left wing, and you know what happens next

Call me in public? Get call cancelled, idiot

Actually it might have been 13 fortnights now I think about it

Do they mean permanently? The limit is already four weeks for the entire year. It used to be 13 in... 2013? I think? I spent quite a lot of time outside the country between 2015 and 2018 and affording it without my disability pension was painful

I've had my doctors Google shit in front of me. Fine I guess, especially since I can always see what they're doing. If they ChatGPTd shit in front of me I'd lose my fucking mind

I cut the top off them, liberally salt and pepper, then shove the whole thing in my gob at once

God I fucking love that game. It's like the only shooter I play where I can consistently ruin my friend's day

I've been making friends with the Willy wagtails. There are two adults and one baby who harass me to feed them a mealworm or two each morning. Here's a photo of the baby chattering at me for his worm

Apparently a bunch of them have started advocating for boiling raw milk first....Louis Pasteur would be rolling in his grave

Since 1998 I think. I don't use it anymore to create new accounts but I still have some accounts under that name I can't change

Did that make you San̸dman?

I want one of the 3D printers that can print houses, so I can single handedly fuck over the housing market

These also qualify