Sammy
@directorlight.bsky.social
I’m level 130 in Fortnite.
What do we do on this app?
What do we do on this app?
One thing I don’t think anyone realizes about me is that I do everything afraid. I’m literally afraid all of the time. I do it anyway.
December 14, 2025 at 7:20 AM
One thing I don’t think anyone realizes about me is that I do everything afraid. I’m literally afraid all of the time. I do it anyway.
Socialism is gay. Everyone benefits from it.
December 14, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Socialism is gay. Everyone benefits from it.
The reason Republicans don’t like socialism is because they think it’s gay.
December 14, 2025 at 6:00 AM
The reason Republicans don’t like socialism is because they think it’s gay.
I wish I had kept my wallet chain to pass on to my niece as a family heirloom.
December 14, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I wish I had kept my wallet chain to pass on to my niece as a family heirloom.
I’m sorry, not now. I’m in a cabinet meeting. *me looking for snacks in the pantry*
December 14, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I’m sorry, not now. I’m in a cabinet meeting. *me looking for snacks in the pantry*
I think the most adorable thing humans can do is laugh.
December 14, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I think the most adorable thing humans can do is laugh.
It’s actually very selfish the way I want to make you laugh just so I can watch you smile.
December 14, 2025 at 4:24 AM
It’s actually very selfish the way I want to make you laugh just so I can watch you smile.
Okay girls, instead of saying “Friends with benefits”, say “We have edible arrangements.”
December 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Okay girls, instead of saying “Friends with benefits”, say “We have edible arrangements.”
Knuckle tat idea: DIVA CUNT
Yea, I think that’s it. I should get it.
Yea, I think that’s it. I should get it.
December 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Knuckle tat idea: DIVA CUNT
Yea, I think that’s it. I should get it.
Yea, I think that’s it. I should get it.
It’s polite to send a Thank You card after receiving nudes.
December 12, 2025 at 6:04 AM
It’s polite to send a Thank You card after receiving nudes.
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Billionaires exist because workers are underpaid. Period.
December 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Billionaires exist because workers are underpaid. Period.
Is he allowed on the furniture?
-Me talking about my friend’s boyfriend
-Me talking about my friend’s boyfriend
December 12, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Is he allowed on the furniture?
-Me talking about my friend’s boyfriend
-Me talking about my friend’s boyfriend
If I was any kind of dog what kind of dog would I be? A service dog.
December 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
If I was any kind of dog what kind of dog would I be? A service dog.
I love gassing up my friends. They’re certified baddies who deserve to be worshipped.
December 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I love gassing up my friends. They’re certified baddies who deserve to be worshipped.
Patriarchy exists because men are afraid of how powerful women are.
December 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Patriarchy exists because men are afraid of how powerful women are.
If you regret losing me, just say so.
December 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
If you regret losing me, just say so.
Is it socially acceptable to have a favorite partner in a polycule? I need to understand.
December 11, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Is it socially acceptable to have a favorite partner in a polycule? I need to understand.
Your sweet sincerity melts in my mouth.
I can taste the way you care about how I feel.
I can taste the way you care about how I feel.
December 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Your sweet sincerity melts in my mouth.
I can taste the way you care about how I feel.
I can taste the way you care about how I feel.
Listen, if loving women generously without condition is so gay then why don’t more men do it?
December 9, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Listen, if loving women generously without condition is so gay then why don’t more men do it?
As a child I was “a pleasure to have in class”.
December 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
As a child I was “a pleasure to have in class”.
I want to tell you everything I’ve ever done wrong just to know if you will still like me.
December 9, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I want to tell you everything I’ve ever done wrong just to know if you will still like me.
She feels lucky to have me. 🥺
December 9, 2025 at 6:16 AM
She feels lucky to have me. 🥺
This girl has me singing and dancing again. 🥹 She makes me feel so special.
December 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
This girl has me singing and dancing again. 🥹 She makes me feel so special.
Dating lesbians is so lit because you can talk about politics and religion on the first date and then makeout.
December 4, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Dating lesbians is so lit because you can talk about politics and religion on the first date and then makeout.