Burped so hard I shit, of did I shit so hard I burped? In this video I will break down the differences between burpfarting and shitburping

Don't spit in my ass and tell me it's raining or something like that

Ate a Cornish Hen to the gristle yesterday. Violently shit my ass at 3 am, what a great holiday season. I just need a hot girl to kill me with a rock'em sock'em robot fist

How do I get better at Balatro?

Fumbling extremely bad bitches in every facet of my life, from the nest space to the digital space. A generational fumbler, the Mehmet Okur of fumbling

Ya back ever hurt so bad that you gotta shit? Asking for a friend. A platonic friend...well not really a friend, like if I see them at the mall or what not, I'll say what's up....you know what fuck it, we aren't friends, I just see em around town looking like absolute shit. Pic related

Who up Dragon they Guard, using their Age as a Veil