Furbius imperfectus
@dippindotsofficial.bsky.social
just a hitchhiker on the Information Superhighway
Pinned
*sheepishly tearing through myself headfirst, leaving chunks of an identical husk all over everything* "sorry about that, Soft Reboot, you know how it is"
pelletizing the opps
May 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
pelletizing the opps
🔜
They corvéed my dumb ass🤦♂️
April 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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My role as the disembodied hand that chases Eugene Levy through a vast psychic desert no longer brings me any joy. I no longer believe in the mission. But he does get very sweaty and alarmed, you gotta admit.
March 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
My role as the disembodied hand that chases Eugene Levy through a vast psychic desert no longer brings me any joy. I no longer believe in the mission. But he does get very sweaty and alarmed, you gotta admit.
dulce de berza😋
February 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
dulce de berza😋
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it's wild that the phrase "ethnic cleansing" has survived into our terminologically-sensitive age. really seems as if one would try to reject the framework of ethnic hygiene altogether
October 11, 2023 at 8:11 PM
it's wild that the phrase "ethnic cleansing" has survived into our terminologically-sensitive age. really seems as if one would try to reject the framework of ethnic hygiene altogether
Megalopolis is the spiritual successor to Death Is My Client by Paul Kinsey
January 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Megalopolis is the spiritual successor to Death Is My Client by Paul Kinsey
candid tuna
January 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
candid tuna
Century of the Self 2: Self Harder
January 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Century of the Self 2: Self Harder
Mac'nt Cheese, ie Just Cheese
November 19, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Mac'nt Cheese, ie Just Cheese
the preferred term in my irl circle for all such quixotic feats of ad-hoc engineering is "unclecraft", btw
having failed to javelina-proof his property, my uncle has resorted to a leaf blower triggered by a motion sensor. so now instead of of being woken by grunting and digging, he is woken by his contraption.
November 11, 2024 at 1:38 AM
the preferred term in my irl circle for all such quixotic feats of ad-hoc engineering is "unclecraft", btw
having failed to javelina-proof his property, my uncle has resorted to a leaf blower triggered by a motion sensor. so now instead of of being woken by grunting and digging, he is woken by his contraption.
November 11, 2024 at 12:35 AM
having failed to javelina-proof his property, my uncle has resorted to a leaf blower triggered by a motion sensor. so now instead of of being woken by grunting and digging, he is woken by his contraption.
New Damage Type Unlocked: Spasmodic
November 8, 2024 at 7:58 PM
New Damage Type Unlocked: Spasmodic
Minotaur Forgiving The Motorists Of Washington State
November 1, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Minotaur Forgiving The Motorists Of Washington State
I'm a single-issue voter for making full-fat buttermilk commercially available again
October 18, 2024 at 7:47 PM
I'm a single-issue voter for making full-fat buttermilk commercially available again
cave-in! strike a pose!
October 16, 2024 at 6:41 PM
cave-in! strike a pose!
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Incredible cultural artifact
www.smogon.com/forums/threa...
www.smogon.com/forums/threa...
9/11 IRC 10 years later
As some of you know, one of Smogon's primary precursors was an IRC community called #pokebattle. In the memory of 9/11/01, I have decided to paste my logs from that channel of that day...
Log...
www.smogon.com
September 11, 2023 at 7:41 PM
Incredible cultural artifact
www.smogon.com/forums/threa...
www.smogon.com/forums/threa...
Dilbert: A Life In Four Parts
September 4, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Dilbert: A Life In Four Parts
I have very few Christian sympathies but the Harrowing of Hell is sick as fuck, they should lead with that kind of stuff more
August 15, 2024 at 7:22 PM
I have very few Christian sympathies but the Harrowing of Hell is sick as fuck, they should lead with that kind of stuff more
new smart thermostat has, by default, a temp override tied to a rebate with a lengthy opt-out processing time.
gf:"this is literally ecofascism"
gf:"this is literally ecofascism"
August 1, 2024 at 12:07 AM
new smart thermostat has, by default, a temp override tied to a rebate with a lengthy opt-out processing time.
gf:"this is literally ecofascism"
gf:"this is literally ecofascism"
when I log on to the discourse site and there's discourse
July 31, 2024 at 11:16 PM
when I log on to the discourse site and there's discourse
performance art piece where I train multiple Northern Mockingbird chicks on dial-up tones and try to set up a soft relay. no one cares about the implicit animal abuse but everyone calls me a millennial about it. which I'm not. for the record.
July 24, 2024 at 8:44 PM
performance art piece where I train multiple Northern Mockingbird chicks on dial-up tones and try to set up a soft relay. no one cares about the implicit animal abuse but everyone calls me a millennial about it. which I'm not. for the record.
parasite-induced delusional parasitosis
July 9, 2024 at 9:06 PM
parasite-induced delusional parasitosis
troubling development: the dog understands the word "attention"
July 7, 2024 at 12:39 AM
troubling development: the dog understands the word "attention"