Ryan, but 🐌
@dinosaurghost.bsky.social
Voted "most handsomest boy" for 30 bisexual years
Mostly cis male leftist
Drawfee/Dropout fan
Go Birds
ITFDB
#OTC
Mostly cis male leftist
Drawfee/Dropout fan
Go Birds
ITFDB
#OTC
She said no more top for the month of March
She's calling it suck-you lent
She's calling it suck-you lent
March 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
She said no more top for the month of March
She's calling it suck-you lent
She's calling it suck-you lent
HAPPY BIRTHDAY COOP
February 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY COOP
Day 8 into my 14 day straight work bullshit and I'm not sure I remember what waking up naturally feels like anymore
February 4, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Day 8 into my 14 day straight work bullshit and I'm not sure I remember what waking up naturally feels like anymore
Old dudes love bringing up their bowel health at weird times
January 27, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Old dudes love bringing up their bowel health at weird times
Everyone talking about the Nazi salute, nobody talking about the clear reference to the 14 words right after
January 21, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Everyone talking about the Nazi salute, nobody talking about the clear reference to the 14 words right after
I mean let's be clear, theres zero chance he's healthy enough to make it four more years
January 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I mean let's be clear, theres zero chance he's healthy enough to make it four more years
I can't believe a father because I straight up could never spy on my children.
I mean there's another pretty major reason that I can never be a father but thats one for sure
I mean there's another pretty major reason that I can never be a father but thats one for sure
January 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I can't believe a father because I straight up could never spy on my children.
I mean there's another pretty major reason that I can never be a father but thats one for sure
I mean there's another pretty major reason that I can never be a father but thats one for sure
Genuinely kinda crazy that I have this plan to be moved out by the end of 2025 and moved in with my GF and literally nobody knows about it but me
January 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Genuinely kinda crazy that I have this plan to be moved out by the end of 2025 and moved in with my GF and literally nobody knows about it but me
The aesthetic of smoking a cigarette in the snow but it's a pixie stick on a beach because I don't smoke and it doesn't snow
December 30, 2024 at 4:00 AM
The aesthetic of smoking a cigarette in the snow but it's a pixie stick on a beach because I don't smoke and it doesn't snow
Last night my car made a weird noise but no warning lights lit up and it was driving normally.
I'm hoping it feels better after a night of sleep
I'm hoping it feels better after a night of sleep
December 21, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Last night my car made a weird noise but no warning lights lit up and it was driving normally.
I'm hoping it feels better after a night of sleep
I'm hoping it feels better after a night of sleep
I bet you're donning your gay little apparel right now, aren't you?
Freaking jingle horse
Freaking jingle horse
December 20, 2024 at 8:41 PM
I bet you're donning your gay little apparel right now, aren't you?
Freaking jingle horse
Freaking jingle horse
Old people love to assume text messages are rude
December 20, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Old people love to assume text messages are rude
My conspiracy theory is that trans issues were overcovered by conservatives for years so that it was easier for them to take rights away from gay people
December 19, 2024 at 4:07 PM
My conspiracy theory is that trans issues were overcovered by conservatives for years so that it was easier for them to take rights away from gay people
Every now and then I'm reminded that so many people are terrified of driving despite doing it daily and how
December 19, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Every now and then I'm reminded that so many people are terrified of driving despite doing it daily and how
One cool thing about my brain is that it's in constant competition with itself and if I don't make it to work today faster than I did yesterday I lose. And it's like this every day.
It's awesome.
It's awesome.
December 19, 2024 at 9:20 AM
One cool thing about my brain is that it's in constant competition with itself and if I don't make it to work today faster than I did yesterday I lose. And it's like this every day.
It's awesome.
It's awesome.
My feet and ankles are so tired, I should take a break after Christmas
December 18, 2024 at 12:12 PM
My feet and ankles are so tired, I should take a break after Christmas
My girlfriend gets to still be in bed cuddling with the dog and I'm here at work, jealous but only until I get to be done working six hours before her
December 17, 2024 at 11:56 AM
My girlfriend gets to still be in bed cuddling with the dog and I'm here at work, jealous but only until I get to be done working six hours before her
Maybe social media is okay
December 17, 2024 at 11:51 AM
Maybe social media is okay
"Good morning" he says, loudly and with fervor at 11 AM because he's been awake for 10 hours and is simultaneously wired and exhausted.
December 12, 2024 at 7:01 PM
"Good morning" he says, loudly and with fervor at 11 AM because he's been awake for 10 hours and is simultaneously wired and exhausted.
At Jamba, just called a large a venti and was forced to leave
December 11, 2024 at 8:35 PM
At Jamba, just called a large a venti and was forced to leave
Yo shout out to whoever made winter cold
Incredible choice
Incredible choice
December 11, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Yo shout out to whoever made winter cold
Incredible choice
Incredible choice
My Spotify wrapped says my favorite artist is the one who sculpted you
December 10, 2024 at 6:53 PM
My Spotify wrapped says my favorite artist is the one who sculpted you
My Spotify wrapped says I listened to the sound of your voice saying my name on repeat all year
December 10, 2024 at 4:51 PM
My Spotify wrapped says I listened to the sound of your voice saying my name on repeat all year
Who are the absolute losers who ratted on that major hero
December 10, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Who are the absolute losers who ratted on that major hero