Hello. I just tried to find any posts on one of the seminal power-pop bands ( no “The”)…SHOES. Couldn’t find a thing. Highly recommend all their albums, especially the hard to find , “ Black Vinyl.” Has anyone else ever even heard of them?

Happy to see White Stripes’Jack White speaking out profoundly about our beloved president’s horrible, untimely, crass, contemptible ( those are the nice bits), stoooopid, cruel, dumbass comments linking Mr.&Mrs. Reiner’s murder to anti-Trumpian rhetoric by Mr. Reiner.

I don’t know about “you” (Blue Sky Fliers), but I was elated to hear Jack White’s comments about the rude, insensitive, untimely, stoooopid comments our unfortunate Presidente made regarding the horrid killing of Mr.Reiner&Mrs. Reiner.

Sorry, re:the verbiage, but Ineed to get this outof mysystem.Anyway, the result is, I gottrapped hearing 3 a.i. operators blab onandonaboutthis device.Trapped, I couldn’tescape, pressed every button furiously, yelled the FBomb as muchas I could, and wound upwith deadsilence,neverto reachmyLifeline.

…I had the wrong browser, Safari, eventhough IDO haveChrome, which theyrecommended. So,now semi-fuming, I found an alleged “customer service” (#ONE OXYMORON) number, called it, and was sneered with the great news that I had “won” the opportunityto purchase a medical alert system at a swell price.

I’m writing a book about internet and other daily aggravations that befall most of us. But I think I figured out Number One, the “Big Enchillada.” I’m trying to apply for Lifeline Internet Service assistance. I wanted to do it online, but the first page told me to “Go to Hell,” because it said…

MONDAY MONDAY. Besides being a great song, do you consider it a “ new beginning,” a perfect time to try and make a change or start a healthy habit? I do, but all that “ good intentions“ stuff is usually forgotten by Thursday.

“So you think that’s funny, Joy-Boy?”

I have a “ boil” on my right foot( the one I write with), and can hardly walk. Anyone been through this before? Any tips on clearing it up? ( I don’t think you’re supposed to break it up). Damn it hurts!

Cheap Trick is the best American rock band of all time. Arguments?

Would anyone who enjoyed the recent “ Stairway to Heaven” send down here the Dead Sea Scrolls ll, and tell us earthlings all about it. Did you get take pony rides for free? Are movies cheaper there? Are Hamas people really friendly and cordial when they are free tobe?

We need a tv show ( dark sitcom) starring Andy Richter and Chris Elliot. Anyone agree with that premise? Screenwriters. Conan and Dave could be recurring characters. Dark, darker, darkest. So dark, Davrvwill trip over his beard.

Toast Posties instead of a brassiere.