The Pizza Connoisseur
@dino-enthusiast.bsky.social
I will judge you and your pizza. Failures will be executed.
Party hat pikachu was godlike. Back kick overpowered every other move and his survivability to get back was unmatched.
August 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Party hat pikachu was godlike. Back kick overpowered every other move and his survivability to get back was unmatched.
Or a sweet Prime Day ad! #BoycottAmazon
July 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Or a sweet Prime Day ad! #BoycottAmazon
What did he say?
April 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
What did he say?
I don’t care how long he falls, I’ll take him buried on the 4th line so he can retire a Ranger on principle alone.
April 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I don’t care how long he falls, I’ll take him buried on the 4th line so he can retire a Ranger on principle alone.
Ahh yes, the “Reverse Trouba Trade” where ship out youth and take on a large contract for another 30+ center.
February 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Ahh yes, the “Reverse Trouba Trade” where ship out youth and take on a large contract for another 30+ center.
In a trade that is dubbed as a “Reverse Trouba” move, the NYR give up everything for nothing
February 1, 2025 at 12:35 AM
In a trade that is dubbed as a “Reverse Trouba” move, the NYR give up everything for nothing
18001 you flat fuck loser.
November 15, 2024 at 10:11 PM
18001 you flat fuck loser.
I don’t even know who you are, but I know for certain that you’re terrible.
September 22, 2023 at 2:26 AM
I don’t even know who you are, but I know for certain that you’re terrible.
You’re not my dad.
August 29, 2023 at 4:38 AM
You’re not my dad.
I’m not sure if I should kill, fuck, or marry you.
August 25, 2023 at 3:37 AM
I’m not sure if I should kill, fuck, or marry you.
If all the fires were pizza, I bet everyone would be better off.
August 18, 2023 at 11:45 PM
If all the fires were pizza, I bet everyone would be better off.
I’ll follow you if you send me a plain pie.
August 6, 2023 at 7:02 PM
I’ll follow you if you send me a plain pie.
If you look closer, it all falls into place.
July 30, 2023 at 8:29 PM
If you look closer, it all falls into place.
I’d like to introduce my friend’s friend pizza ned
July 30, 2023 at 3:25 AM
I’d like to introduce my friend’s friend pizza ned
Does your dad like pizza? Asking for a friend.
July 29, 2023 at 11:33 PM
Does your dad like pizza? Asking for a friend.