"Maybe I'll have to get so mad, so mad at everyone, that my next novel is a masterpiece" -Eve Babitz

Who wants to rage write a novel this year?

Instead of all this yearning I'm supposed to be diligently working hard towards my goals?! This is an outrage

Oh no I made a weeknight recipe on the weekend, am I going to jail?? 😭

Title of my next book:
Caramelized Onions and Other Lies

I love when I finally find a pair of underwear that fits well and is comfy so I order 10 more pairs and then the next day my body is like PSYCH these don't fit anymore we're a slightly different shape now

You should never think of yourself in any particular way

The yearning is strong today

What do you call a writer who doesn't write? A writer.

A few episodes into Chance with Hugh Laurie. This show is insane. Why have I never heard of it before now??

How To Be a Writer, #111:
Open laptop
Look into the void
Scream into the void
Consider that maybe the void also sometimes feels this way about you
Ask the void if it takes milk
Choose a nice mug for the void
And maybe a chocolate biscuit
Lose yourself in the void
Tea

Do you sickos like looking at salads on this thing?

Is this thing on??