@dinkwad.bsky.social
"Stop launching q-tips into my yarn bag"
#marriagequotes
#marriagequotes
March 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
"Stop launching q-tips into my yarn bag"
#marriagequotes
#marriagequotes
Him: "So I'm to come home carrying my shield or on it; is that correct?"
Me: "Just come home with ice cream."
#marriagequotes
Me: "Just come home with ice cream."
#marriagequotes
March 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Him: "So I'm to come home carrying my shield or on it; is that correct?"
Me: "Just come home with ice cream."
#marriagequotes
Me: "Just come home with ice cream."
#marriagequotes
My husband just invited me to collaborate on a Spotify playlist called "Annoy Liz". ...I'm Liz
#marriagequotes #marriagegoals
#marriagequotes #marriagegoals
March 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
My husband just invited me to collaborate on a Spotify playlist called "Annoy Liz". ...I'm Liz
#marriagequotes #marriagegoals
#marriagequotes #marriagegoals
"Clark bars are gross"
"I don't even know what's in a Clark bar"
"Same thing that's in a Christopher Reeve's bar but it's not broken"
#marriagequotes
"I don't even know what's in a Clark bar"
"Same thing that's in a Christopher Reeve's bar but it's not broken"
#marriagequotes
March 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
"Clark bars are gross"
"I don't even know what's in a Clark bar"
"Same thing that's in a Christopher Reeve's bar but it's not broken"
#marriagequotes
"I don't even know what's in a Clark bar"
"Same thing that's in a Christopher Reeve's bar but it's not broken"
#marriagequotes
"They're only street tacos if they're made of actual street. Otherwise, they're just sparkling asphalt tacos"
#marriagequotes
#marriagequotes
March 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
"They're only street tacos if they're made of actual street. Otherwise, they're just sparkling asphalt tacos"
#marriagequotes
#marriagequotes
"I don't know if that's historically accurate or if it's just Shakespeare."
"That's ok, it's just dinos."
#marriagequotes
"That's ok, it's just dinos."
#marriagequotes
March 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
"I don't know if that's historically accurate or if it's just Shakespeare."
"That's ok, it's just dinos."
#marriagequotes
"That's ok, it's just dinos."
#marriagequotes
"Considering he already spazzes out so much he hurts himself, cocaine is probably not a good idea for the puppy" #marriagequotes #CocaineBear
March 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
"Considering he already spazzes out so much he hurts himself, cocaine is probably not a good idea for the puppy" #marriagequotes #CocaineBear
Me (as we approach our copper anniversary): "Lake Superior has a lot of copper in it."
Him: "Lake Superior has a lot of WATER in it..."
#marriagequotes
Him: "Lake Superior has a lot of WATER in it..."
#marriagequotes
March 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Me (as we approach our copper anniversary): "Lake Superior has a lot of copper in it."
Him: "Lake Superior has a lot of WATER in it..."
#marriagequotes
Him: "Lake Superior has a lot of WATER in it..."
#marriagequotes
"Name one silly thing I've done today."
"Well you've sent me 3 notes via dog, from the dog's perspective."
"Yeah, he wrote them."
#marriagequotes
"Well you've sent me 3 notes via dog, from the dog's perspective."
"Yeah, he wrote them."
#marriagequotes
March 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
"Name one silly thing I've done today."
"Well you've sent me 3 notes via dog, from the dog's perspective."
"Yeah, he wrote them."
#marriagequotes
"Well you've sent me 3 notes via dog, from the dog's perspective."
"Yeah, he wrote them."
#marriagequotes
"Maybe he can tell you're depressed and he's trying to fix it. But I'm on Prozac so I don't taste as depressed."
#marriagequotes
#marriagequotes
March 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
"Maybe he can tell you're depressed and he's trying to fix it. But I'm on Prozac so I don't taste as depressed."
#marriagequotes
#marriagequotes
"The 'h' in diphthong is like cilantro"
#marriagequotes
#marriagequotes
March 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
"The 'h' in diphthong is like cilantro"
#marriagequotes
#marriagequotes
March 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
"I'm so fucking pro gravy"
#marriagequotes
#marriagequotes
March 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
"I'm so fucking pro gravy"
#marriagequotes
#marriagequotes
"This is what your role in the relationship is!"
"What would you do if I died tomorrow?"
"I would use IMDb a lot!!"
#marriagequotes
"What would you do if I died tomorrow?"
"I would use IMDb a lot!!"
#marriagequotes
March 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
"This is what your role in the relationship is!"
"What would you do if I died tomorrow?"
"I would use IMDb a lot!!"
#marriagequotes
"What would you do if I died tomorrow?"
"I would use IMDb a lot!!"
#marriagequotes
March 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
"I ate a lot of Chinese food and now I have to sneeze."
#marriagequotes
#marriagequotes
March 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
"I ate a lot of Chinese food and now I have to sneeze."
#marriagequotes
#marriagequotes
Him: "My game is more fun."
Me: "Excuse you, I can make snowmen in mine."
Him: "I can save the consciousness of humanity in mine."
Me: "Meh, overrated, snow bois forever."
#acnh #NieR #NieRAutomata #AnimalCrossingNewHorizions #marriagequotes
Me: "Excuse you, I can make snowmen in mine."
Him: "I can save the consciousness of humanity in mine."
Me: "Meh, overrated, snow bois forever."
#acnh #NieR #NieRAutomata #AnimalCrossingNewHorizions #marriagequotes
March 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Him: "My game is more fun."
Me: "Excuse you, I can make snowmen in mine."
Him: "I can save the consciousness of humanity in mine."
Me: "Meh, overrated, snow bois forever."
#acnh #NieR #NieRAutomata #AnimalCrossingNewHorizions #marriagequotes
Me: "Excuse you, I can make snowmen in mine."
Him: "I can save the consciousness of humanity in mine."
Me: "Meh, overrated, snow bois forever."
#acnh #NieR #NieRAutomata #AnimalCrossingNewHorizions #marriagequotes
Me: "Are you coming to bed or are you too worked up about #Australia?"
Him: "I'm not too worked up about Australia! You're not worked up enough about Australia!"
#marriagequotes
Him: "I'm not too worked up about Australia! You're not worked up enough about Australia!"
#marriagequotes
March 5, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Me: "Are you coming to bed or are you too worked up about #Australia?"
Him: "I'm not too worked up about Australia! You're not worked up enough about Australia!"
#marriagequotes
Him: "I'm not too worked up about Australia! You're not worked up enough about Australia!"
#marriagequotes
Him: "Stop sending me TikToks"
Me: "I will not"
Him: "You're supposed to be reading."
Me: "IT'S MY LOVE LANGUAGE"
#marriagequotes #tiktok #lovelanguage
Me: "I will not"
Him: "You're supposed to be reading."
Me: "IT'S MY LOVE LANGUAGE"
#marriagequotes #tiktok #lovelanguage
March 5, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Him: "Stop sending me TikToks"
Me: "I will not"
Him: "You're supposed to be reading."
Me: "IT'S MY LOVE LANGUAGE"
#marriagequotes #tiktok #lovelanguage
Me: "I will not"
Him: "You're supposed to be reading."
Me: "IT'S MY LOVE LANGUAGE"
#marriagequotes #tiktok #lovelanguage
Him: "That man has a mullet"
Acquaintance: "I know him, his name is Dave."
Him: "Of course it is."
A: "He owns a bar."
Him: "OF COURSE he does."
#marriagequotes
Acquaintance: "I know him, his name is Dave."
Him: "Of course it is."
A: "He owns a bar."
Him: "OF COURSE he does."
#marriagequotes
March 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Him: "That man has a mullet"
Acquaintance: "I know him, his name is Dave."
Him: "Of course it is."
A: "He owns a bar."
Him: "OF COURSE he does."
#marriagequotes
Acquaintance: "I know him, his name is Dave."
Him: "Of course it is."
A: "He owns a bar."
Him: "OF COURSE he does."
#marriagequotes
Me: "People are dumb, I'm done people-ing"
Him: "Aren't I people?"
Me: "No, you supercede people"
Him: "What if I tickle you?"
Me" "I'm gonna make you people again."
#marriagequotes
Him: "Aren't I people?"
Me: "No, you supercede people"
Him: "What if I tickle you?"
Me" "I'm gonna make you people again."
#marriagequotes
March 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Me: "People are dumb, I'm done people-ing"
Him: "Aren't I people?"
Me: "No, you supercede people"
Him: "What if I tickle you?"
Me" "I'm gonna make you people again."
#marriagequotes
Him: "Aren't I people?"
Me: "No, you supercede people"
Him: "What if I tickle you?"
Me" "I'm gonna make you people again."
#marriagequotes
March 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Detective Ginger Jew-Fro's power ballad, about the lady who used him for murder, is stuck in my head.
#marriagequotes #coprock
#marriagequotes #coprock
March 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Detective Ginger Jew-Fro's power ballad, about the lady who used him for murder, is stuck in my head.
#marriagequotes #coprock
#marriagequotes #coprock