dinklesmith.bsky.social
@dinklesmith.bsky.social
Holy shit maybe Epstein *did* kill himself
December 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Cleveland playing meaningful, entertaining football in the fourth quarter against a good team?

Didn't think it possible.
December 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Shedeur Sanders is not an NFL quarterback.

Maybe one day. But that day is not today.
December 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Pronouncing "giraffe" like "GIF"
December 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Ryan Day isn't coaching for his job anymore and it shows.
December 7, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Olivia Nuzzi looks like George Washington
December 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The Browns and Jets are doing their best impressions of each other
November 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
It's been pretty clear the whole game that this Dolphins team has quit
October 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Not sure that's how Quinn Ewers anticipated starting his NFL career...
October 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Dillon Gabriel looks like a fine NFL backup, but he does not look like starter material. Completely incapable of pushing the ball down the field.
October 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Famous American Charlie Kirk once said "It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment”
September 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Going to bed earlier has done wonders for my energy levels. I hate it.
August 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
One of the hardest parts of infertility is that, when you're on the IVF journey and don't know yet if it'll work, you get a BUNCH of targeted ads for baby clothes and your algorithm feeds you toddlers doing cute things and it just gives you a pit in your stomach
August 16, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Posting on a phone is frivolous. Tapping your little screen like a baby with an ipad. Posting on the computer is virtuous
August 3, 2025 at 3:48 AM
A brownie with a glass of cold milk is such an elite combination
July 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I know I'm 9 years late but holy crap is Hell or High Water a great movie
July 9, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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July 3, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Dippin' Dots is the ice cream of the future we wanted. Mini Melts is the ice cream of the future we got.
June 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
There is a special place in hell for people who hide their bigotry towards trans people behind feigned concern for children. They don't give a fuck about those kids. They *want* trans people to kill themselves.
June 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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I just discovered this meme and I love it.

Happy #PrideMonth to all my #LGBTQIA + friends!
June 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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W.E.B. Du Bois on Robert E. Lee:

“Either he knew what slavery meant when he helped maim and murder thousands in its defense, or he did not. If he did not he was a fool. If he did, Robert Lee was a traitor and a rebel–not indeed to his country, but to humanity and humanity’s God.”
June 11, 2025 at 12:42 PM
The real reason why people dont want to reform the immigration system is because then they won't be able to hide their bigotry behind the label of "illegal immigrant"
June 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Say what you will about the Post Office, but UPS is wayyyyy more likely to lose small items
June 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"But Lieutenant Dan you ain't got no hawg"
May 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Being from Chicago means the new Pope has almost certainly seen a Scruff McGruff crime dog commercial.
May 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM