..unless you have kids

Gris Gris. The gumbo is so fn good, its not right.

wendys spicy chicken is the only thing that can make the voices stop talking

I know he may look old, but remember - tortoises can live to up to 150 years.

"I was just hanging out in a pit of hungry alligators, and one of them tried to eat me. What could possibly explain it??"

Bro you should really just shut the fuck up.