The bastard also stole second base!

Good thing it's not up his butt...

Naturally, their clothes got all sweaty so they took them off. Then they got cold and had to huddle together for warmth in the bed. For survival.

Way too many moving parts

She probably wants him to go far, far away.

I can’t wait until @theonion stops reporting fake news and human interest stories and goes back to real things like ‘Worlds Tallest Man married Worlds Shortest Woman to make Normal Sized Human’

“Remember, when the queen gets in, the others will follow her lead.”

Just another day of saving the bees!

Seriously, save the bees.

Still a surprise inside

This bee’s got knees.

I mean, scientifically speaking of course, the vibrations of an ass jiggle can be so strong that they can break actual people. So I think knowing my phone would be ok from strong ass jiggles would be a good thing.

The believability of this article is off the charts. I can see people eating the onion with this one

Dear Amb. Greer, it is unfortunate, but I am to inform you that the globe doesn’t run on Dunkin’ or the power of the United States, but on the availability of food, clean water, and critical infrastructure. So, yes, they can dictate terms in which they interact with us, because they will live w/o us