More boogers on the Resolute Desk.
February 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
More boogers on the Resolute Desk.
He’ll give back Alaska if Putin had the receipt.
February 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
He’ll give back Alaska if Putin had the receipt.
I love that song because I know all the words. Every. Single. One.
January 26, 2025 at 9:14 AM
I love that song because I know all the words. Every. Single. One.
Hence deez nutz. He’s gonna do whatever he wants and his minions will make it legal.
January 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Hence deez nutz. He’s gonna do whatever he wants and his minions will make it legal.
Aren’t all his kids except Tiffany birthright citizens?
January 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Aren’t all his kids except Tiffany birthright citizens?
Not gonna happen? Like how Roe v Wade was “settled law”? Anything is possible in this circus show. The more outlandish the more likely to happen.
January 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Not gonna happen? Like how Roe v Wade was “settled law”? Anything is possible in this circus show. The more outlandish the more likely to happen.
She’s gonna get a Supreme Court appointment for being such a good girl.
January 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
She’s gonna get a Supreme Court appointment for being such a good girl.
Elon Musk?
December 29, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Elon Musk?
Rori on the left. Lily on the right. My Garbage hounds.
December 2, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Rori on the left. Lily on the right. My Garbage hounds.
I am, I am, I’m not, they’re not, I did, I don’t, I don’t, I don’t, I do, I didn’t, I do, I don’t. Nobody gives a shit about me either.
November 28, 2024 at 10:55 PM
I am, I am, I’m not, they’re not, I did, I don’t, I don’t, I don’t, I do, I didn’t, I do, I don’t. Nobody gives a shit about me either.
My wife and I have a safe word (phrase). If I say “I have to go to the bathroom” she knows I’m leaving NOW. No hugs goodbye, no see ya soon, nothing, nada, zip, zilch.
November 28, 2024 at 8:47 PM
My wife and I have a safe word (phrase). If I say “I have to go to the bathroom” she knows I’m leaving NOW. No hugs goodbye, no see ya soon, nothing, nada, zip, zilch.
It’s all because of Hunter Bidens laptop.
November 28, 2024 at 4:17 PM
It’s all because of Hunter Bidens laptop.
Wanna hear God laugh? Tell him your plans.
November 28, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Wanna hear God laugh? Tell him your plans.
Happy Thanksgiving, friend!!!
November 28, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, friend!!!
I am, Cobra. The others are just getting overwhelmed. They’ll be back.
November 26, 2024 at 3:48 AM
I am, Cobra. The others are just getting overwhelmed. They’ll be back.
If I need to know how his half feels I can take a look in the toilet right before I flush. Fuck that guy.
November 26, 2024 at 3:41 AM
If I need to know how his half feels I can take a look in the toilet right before I flush. Fuck that guy.
The price of a tomato will stay $20 because of Biden. Or Hunters laptop. Or something.
November 26, 2024 at 3:38 AM
The price of a tomato will stay $20 because of Biden. Or Hunters laptop. Or something.
I hope it becomes as successful as Parler.
November 26, 2024 at 3:34 AM
I hope it becomes as successful as Parler.
Freedom of speech as long as you say what I want to hear. SMDH
November 24, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Freedom of speech as long as you say what I want to hear. SMDH
Bro. I like you and I respect you but do NOT fuck with the sausage gravy in either place. I’m willing to die on that sweet salty artery clogging hill.
November 24, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Bro. I like you and I respect you but do NOT fuck with the sausage gravy in either place. I’m willing to die on that sweet salty artery clogging hill.