DingleClaus
@dingleclaus.bsky.social
I'm a Democrat, since being a Republican today means being a low IQ Putin sycophant who believes in Jewish Space Lasers and weather-controlling Democrats. Also Slava Ukraini!
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Looks like JD wants to make sure that the KKKristian Nationalist base is happy with the soon to be First Lady after the 25th Amendment is triggered, by offshoring the reserved brown-skinned Hindu and replacing her with the outspoken blond white Fox Friendly KKKristian widow
October 31, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Looks like JD wants to make sure that the KKKristian Nationalist base is happy with the soon to be First Lady after the 25th Amendment is triggered, by offshoring the reserved brown-skinned Hindu and replacing her with the outspoken blond white Fox Friendly KKKristian widow
And we all know the guy leading Trump Korea is ...
October 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
And we all know the guy leading Trump Korea is ...
In the Trump Adminstration:
Real crimes = legal
Imaginary crimes you have to force the DOJ to invent because your feelings were hurt = illegal
Feels like we're living in North Korea. If we were, our Dear Leader would be known as ...
Real crimes = legal
Imaginary crimes you have to force the DOJ to invent because your feelings were hurt = illegal
Feels like we're living in North Korea. If we were, our Dear Leader would be known as ...
September 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
In the Trump Adminstration:
Real crimes = legal
Imaginary crimes you have to force the DOJ to invent because your feelings were hurt = illegal
Feels like we're living in North Korea. If we were, our Dear Leader would be known as ...
Real crimes = legal
Imaginary crimes you have to force the DOJ to invent because your feelings were hurt = illegal
Feels like we're living in North Korea. If we were, our Dear Leader would be known as ...
"I'm sorry, did you say Doctor Ruth?"
September 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
"I'm sorry, did you say Doctor Ruth?"
Which is why she's the AG. Trump only wants imbeciles, sycophants, sycophantic imbeciles, and Russian Agents in Key Positions
Why would Trump put these people in key positions?
To destroy our democracy, economy, alliances, and economy
Krushchev's plan + Putin making Trump a Russian Agent
Why would Trump put these people in key positions?
To destroy our democracy, economy, alliances, and economy
Krushchev's plan + Putin making Trump a Russian Agent
September 16, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Which is why she's the AG. Trump only wants imbeciles, sycophants, sycophantic imbeciles, and Russian Agents in Key Positions
Why would Trump put these people in key positions?
To destroy our democracy, economy, alliances, and economy
Krushchev's plan + Putin making Trump a Russian Agent
Why would Trump put these people in key positions?
To destroy our democracy, economy, alliances, and economy
Krushchev's plan + Putin making Trump a Russian Agent
Brian Kilmeade says he's sorry... but what is he sorry for?
Answer: He's sorry for saying how he really feels, which is that murdering hundreds of thousands of people with involuntary injections is OK.
This is who he is, and really, this exemplifies who MAGA is.
Answer: He's sorry for saying how he really feels, which is that murdering hundreds of thousands of people with involuntary injections is OK.
This is who he is, and really, this exemplifies who MAGA is.
September 15, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Brian Kilmeade says he's sorry... but what is he sorry for?
Answer: He's sorry for saying how he really feels, which is that murdering hundreds of thousands of people with involuntary injections is OK.
This is who he is, and really, this exemplifies who MAGA is.
Answer: He's sorry for saying how he really feels, which is that murdering hundreds of thousands of people with involuntary injections is OK.
This is who he is, and really, this exemplifies who MAGA is.
At what point will everyone stop feigning ignorance and act surprised when Trump does the opposite of what would be logical for a patriotic American President?
TRUMP IS A RUSSIAN AGENT. Everything he does makes perfect sense when reviewed from this lens. Everyone knows it yet pretends otherwise
TRUMP IS A RUSSIAN AGENT. Everything he does makes perfect sense when reviewed from this lens. Everyone knows it yet pretends otherwise
September 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
At what point will everyone stop feigning ignorance and act surprised when Trump does the opposite of what would be logical for a patriotic American President?
TRUMP IS A RUSSIAN AGENT. Everything he does makes perfect sense when reviewed from this lens. Everyone knows it yet pretends otherwise
TRUMP IS A RUSSIAN AGENT. Everything he does makes perfect sense when reviewed from this lens. Everyone knows it yet pretends otherwise
Have you met the MAGA base that consumes Fox News like a human centipede? Not exactly critical thinkers. They'll buy literally anything Fox News or Trump throws their way, regardless of how obviously false it may be. MAGA thrives on the clinical stupidity and ignorance of the base.
September 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Have you met the MAGA base that consumes Fox News like a human centipede? Not exactly critical thinkers. They'll buy literally anything Fox News or Trump throws their way, regardless of how obviously false it may be. MAGA thrives on the clinical stupidity and ignorance of the base.
Now that we know it was a right wing nazi Groyper, as far as Trump is concerned ...
September 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Now that we know it was a right wing nazi Groyper, as far as Trump is concerned ...
Wait, so there's a bright one?
September 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Wait, so there's a bright one?
If you have any grocery bagger or lawn maintenance experience, you could be the head of counterterrorism ...
September 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
If you have any grocery bagger or lawn maintenance experience, you could be the head of counterterrorism ...
At least we're safe in terms of counterterrorism ... *checks notes* ...Aw heeell nooo
September 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
At least we're safe in terms of counterterrorism ... *checks notes* ...Aw heeell nooo
I thought he was very much a both sides kind of guy 😉
September 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I thought he was very much a both sides kind of guy 😉
Maybe the FBI could get some assistance from the head of Trump's counterterrorism unit .... after all, if anyone knows grassy knolls, it's a guy who was a lawn boy just recently
September 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Maybe the FBI could get some assistance from the head of Trump's counterterrorism unit .... after all, if anyone knows grassy knolls, it's a guy who was a lawn boy just recently
Kash Patel is keeping an eye out for the suspect...and by out I mean waaaay out ,,, of their sockets...
September 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Kash Patel is keeping an eye out for the suspect...and by out I mean waaaay out ,,, of their sockets...
"Hey Cleetus, looky here, the signatures are completely different"
- Average low IQ MAGAt
- Average low IQ MAGAt
September 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
"Hey Cleetus, looky here, the signatures are completely different"
- Average low IQ MAGAt
- Average low IQ MAGAt
So I guess all of these women are OK with rape, child molestation, and now domestic abuse?
September 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
So I guess all of these women are OK with rape, child molestation, and now domestic abuse?
So the whole "Latinos for Trump" thing probably not as popular in 2025 as it was in 2024 huh?
September 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
So the whole "Latinos for Trump" thing probably not as popular in 2025 as it was in 2024 huh?
"When you care enough to grab every breast"
September 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
"When you care enough to grab every breast"
Hope the Latinos for Trump are proud of what they've accomplished with their votes!
September 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Hope the Latinos for Trump are proud of what they've accomplished with their votes!
So...how is that whole "Latinos for Trump" thing working out?
September 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
So...how is that whole "Latinos for Trump" thing working out?