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nerd • crocheter • cat parent
enby • aspec • poly/pan
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infp-t • chaotic good • neurospicy
sapphic feral bog witch
enby • aspec • poly/pan
♐☀️♈🌙♋⤴️
infp-t • chaotic good • neurospicy
sapphic feral bog witch
one time, the person bagging my groceries was bragging about how they're the best bagger in the store. I had high hopes but then I had to stop at the next empty register to rebag everything. there was raw meat packed with fresh veggies!
January 4, 2026 at 3:56 AM
one time, the person bagging my groceries was bragging about how they're the best bagger in the store. I had high hopes but then I had to stop at the next empty register to rebag everything. there was raw meat packed with fresh veggies!
this is the route I feel like I'll have to take
January 2, 2026 at 2:13 AM
this is the route I feel like I'll have to take
darn :(
are the table of contents easily accessible, at least?
are the table of contents easily accessible, at least?
January 2, 2026 at 1:45 AM
darn :(
are the table of contents easily accessible, at least?
are the table of contents easily accessible, at least?
also mentally prepares you in case things aren't wrapping up and it's like 3% left, so you can be like, "guess this is gonna be a cliffhanger"
January 1, 2026 at 10:23 PM
also mentally prepares you in case things aren't wrapping up and it's like 3% left, so you can be like, "guess this is gonna be a cliffhanger"
ooh, or maybe it means I should continue to do my wolf cut hairstyle. it's much easier to do than my usual lob (long bob)
January 1, 2026 at 9:14 PM
ooh, or maybe it means I should continue to do my wolf cut hairstyle. it's much easier to do than my usual lob (long bob)
mine doesn't really fit
January 1, 2026 at 8:21 PM
mine doesn't really fit
#37: what's your favorite mug?
December 31, 2025 at 11:58 PM
#37: what's your favorite mug?
you know, that thought never occurred to me, but that totally makes sense
December 31, 2025 at 2:27 AM
you know, that thought never occurred to me, but that totally makes sense
Years after, S revealed that G was originally supposed to come on the first night, but F messaged her and told her to stay home.
I feel for G, but like, that still doesn't excuse what happened. at all. ever. 🧵fin
so we're clear, the villain in this story is F, not G
I feel for G, but like, that still doesn't excuse what happened. at all. ever. 🧵fin
so we're clear, the villain in this story is F, not G
December 31, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Years after, S revealed that G was originally supposed to come on the first night, but F messaged her and told her to stay home.
I feel for G, but like, that still doesn't excuse what happened. at all. ever. 🧵fin
so we're clear, the villain in this story is F, not G
I feel for G, but like, that still doesn't excuse what happened. at all. ever. 🧵fin
so we're clear, the villain in this story is F, not G
Next day, F returns with not only his shitty behavior but also... his girlfriend (G) who he's in a very monogamous relationship with! G not only treated me with animosity the entire time, but also threatened to send me home in a body bag.
They're definitely a 💞fated match💞
couple goals, amirite?🧵4
They're definitely a 💞fated match💞
couple goals, amirite?🧵4
December 31, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Next day, F returns with not only his shitty behavior but also... his girlfriend (G) who he's in a very monogamous relationship with! G not only treated me with animosity the entire time, but also threatened to send me home in a body bag.
They're definitely a 💞fated match💞
couple goals, amirite?🧵4
They're definitely a 💞fated match💞
couple goals, amirite?🧵4
F treated me with hostility the rest of the night. Honestly, though, there was no way it wasn't going to end up like that if he was intent on hooking up with me cause I never would've done it, nor did I at any time even allude to being interested or available 🧵3
December 31, 2025 at 1:42 AM
F treated me with hostility the rest of the night. Honestly, though, there was no way it wasn't going to end up like that if he was intent on hooking up with me cause I never would've done it, nor did I at any time even allude to being interested or available 🧵3
So F turned to me and said in a manner suggesting our idle chatter was deeply profound and soul baring, "Yeah, we should go, cause otherwise, I won't be able to stop myself from kissing you."
I immediately stood up and exclaimed "ah, let's definitely go back inside, then." 🧵2
I immediately stood up and exclaimed "ah, let's definitely go back inside, then." 🧵2
December 31, 2025 at 1:42 AM
So F turned to me and said in a manner suggesting our idle chatter was deeply profound and soul baring, "Yeah, we should go, cause otherwise, I won't be able to stop myself from kissing you."
I immediately stood up and exclaimed "ah, let's definitely go back inside, then." 🧵2
I immediately stood up and exclaimed "ah, let's definitely go back inside, then." 🧵2
hell, I'd even just settle for Ramona Flowers' bag
December 31, 2025 at 12:13 AM
hell, I'd even just settle for Ramona Flowers' bag
it would be awesome if we could easily create custom shaped nooks to tuck away odd shaped appliances
December 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
it would be awesome if we could easily create custom shaped nooks to tuck away odd shaped appliances
missed you, too, my friend
December 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
missed you, too, my friend
and then a second pot later?
December 29, 2025 at 6:25 AM
and then a second pot later?
the biggest dumbest most cinnamon roll meathead and he's built like Abby from kdh
June 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
the biggest dumbest most cinnamon roll meathead and he's built like Abby from kdh