The return of Stimmy Gruesome
August 21, 2025 at 11:36 AM
The return of Stimmy Gruesome
A draft I never posted from another site where people were bemoaning capitalism and earnestly speaking in favor of returning to subsistence farming. (Glad you're still with us btw)
June 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
A draft I never posted from another site where people were bemoaning capitalism and earnestly speaking in favor of returning to subsistence farming. (Glad you're still with us btw)
This visit would have looked a lot different in Trump's America.
May 1, 2025 at 12:15 AM
This visit would have looked a lot different in Trump's America.
🎶Take me out to the ball game 🎶
April 22, 2025 at 3:55 AM
🎶Take me out to the ball game 🎶
That election was close enough that this is just reply guy pedantry, but TECHNICALLY we didn't actually elect him and I'm still pretty mad about that.
But yes, a functional democracy requires a well informed voting base making rational decisions.
But yes, a functional democracy requires a well informed voting base making rational decisions.
April 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
That election was close enough that this is just reply guy pedantry, but TECHNICALLY we didn't actually elect him and I'm still pretty mad about that.
But yes, a functional democracy requires a well informed voting base making rational decisions.
But yes, a functional democracy requires a well informed voting base making rational decisions.
The Costco food court is closed for 2 months. What is even the point anymore.
April 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The Costco food court is closed for 2 months. What is even the point anymore.
I want to get off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride
April 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I want to get off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride
45 seconds after I put this device on:
April 2, 2025 at 10:36 AM
45 seconds after I put this device on:
Don't make me tap the sign:
March 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Don't make me tap the sign:
Quote post with a melodramatic black and white selfie
(What's more melodramatic than cosplay??)
(What's more melodramatic than cosplay??)
March 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Quote post with a melodramatic black and white selfie
(What's more melodramatic than cosplay??)
(What's more melodramatic than cosplay??)
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender.
March 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender.
You never forget your first
March 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
You never forget your first
Nope. Shut it down.
February 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Nope. Shut it down.
I think "best" post is hard to lock down, your posts exist in a kind of probability cloud, like the valence electrons of an atom. You can observe and collapse the shitpost waveform and pick one if you want but it'll probably be different each time. That said, this was a banger:
February 21, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I think "best" post is hard to lock down, your posts exist in a kind of probability cloud, like the valence electrons of an atom. You can observe and collapse the shitpost waveform and pick one if you want but it'll probably be different each time. That said, this was a banger: