Diimaan Balakrishnan
@dimwitteddevil.bsky.social
The (un)social butterfly🦋
January 17, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long." - Ogden Nash #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
January 15, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long." - Ogden Nash #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
Funny Quote of the Day: "I spent a year in that town, one Sunday." - George Burns #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
January 14, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "I spent a year in that town, one Sunday." - George Burns #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
Funny Quote of the Day: "Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go." - Truman Capote #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
January 11, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go." - Truman Capote #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
Funny Quote of the Day: "Miami Beach is where neon goes to die." - Lenny Bruce #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
January 10, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "Miami Beach is where neon goes to die." - Lenny Bruce #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
Funny Quote of the Day: "Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo." - Mary Pickford #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
January 9, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo." - Mary Pickford #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
Funny Quote of the Day: "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." - Joseph Addison #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
January 8, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." - Joseph Addison #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
Funny Quote of the Day: "When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it." - Clarence Darrow #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
January 7, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it." - Clarence Darrow #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
Funny Quote of the Day: "The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese." - Gilbert K. Chesterton #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
January 6, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese." - Gilbert K. Chesterton #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
Funny Quote of the Day: "Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before." - Mae West #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
January 4, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before." - Mae West #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
Funny Quote of the Day: "If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?" - Abraham Lincoln #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
January 3, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?" - Abraham Lincoln #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
Funny Quote of the Day: "I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me." - Warren Buffett #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
January 2, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me." - Warren Buffett #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
Funny Quote of the Day: "Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to." - Bill Vaughan #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
January 1, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to." - Bill Vaughan #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
Funny Quote of the Day: "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia." - Charles M. Schulz #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
December 31, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia." - Charles M. Schulz #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
Funny Quote of the Day: "Strange to see how a good dinner and feasting reconciles everybody." - Samuel Pepys #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
December 30, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "Strange to see how a good dinner and feasting reconciles everybody." - Samuel Pepys #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
Funny Quote of the Day: "Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log." - Ellen DeGeneres #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
December 28, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log." - Ellen DeGeneres #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
Funny Quote of the Day: "What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise." - Jerome K. Jerome #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
December 25, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise." - Jerome K. Jerome #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
Funny Quote of the Day: "Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year." - Victor Borge #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
December 24, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year." - Victor Borge #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
Funny Quote of the Day: "I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food." - W. C. Fields #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
December 23, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food." - W. C. Fields #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
Funny Quote of the Day: "A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age." - Robert Frost #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
December 21, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age." - Robert Frost #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
Funny Quote of the Day: "We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time." - Vince Lombardi #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
December 18, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time." - Vince Lombardi #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
Funny Quote of the Day: "The internet is a great way to get on the net." - Bob Dole #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
December 16, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "The internet is a great way to get on the net." - Bob Dole #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
Funny Quote of the Day: "I see nothing in space as promising as the view from a Ferris wheel." - E. B. White #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
December 14, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "I see nothing in space as promising as the view from a Ferris wheel." - E. B. White #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
Funny Quote of the Day: "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." - Ernest Hemingway #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
December 13, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." - Ernest Hemingway #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
Funny Quote of the Day: "First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you." - F. Scott Fitzgerald #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭
December 12, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Funny Quote of the Day: "First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you." - F. Scott Fitzgerald #DailyQuotes #FunnyQuotes #Humor 🎭