Dimmo
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It will probably end with the rifle blowing up when he next fires it. Sticking the muzzle in the ground like that will end in tears.
December 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
It will probably end with the rifle blowing up when he next fires it. Sticking the muzzle in the ground like that will end in tears.
And here is the first from tonight's session from the Watermelons
a man with a beard wearing headphones and a t-shirt that says chick-fil-a on it
ALT: a man with a beard wearing headphones and a t-shirt that says chick-fil-a on it
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:13 PM
And here is the first from tonight's session from the Watermelons
And she forced the game to start at 4 of the clock in the afternoon rather than 11 of the clock in the morning
December 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
And she forced the game to start at 4 of the clock in the afternoon rather than 11 of the clock in the morning
Surely the Galibier and the Tourmalet?
December 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Surely the Galibier and the Tourmalet?
The old joke about Old Trafford and the 1970s Windies:
If you can see Michael Holding at the start of his run up, it was going to rain.
If you can't see Michael Holding at the start of his run up, it was already raining
If you can see Michael Holding at the start of his run up, it was going to rain.
If you can't see Michael Holding at the start of his run up, it was already raining
November 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The old joke about Old Trafford and the 1970s Windies:
If you can see Michael Holding at the start of his run up, it was going to rain.
If you can't see Michael Holding at the start of his run up, it was already raining
If you can see Michael Holding at the start of his run up, it was going to rain.
If you can't see Michael Holding at the start of his run up, it was already raining
Croissants?
What is wrong with a big lump of British bacon?
What is wrong with a big lump of British bacon?
November 29, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Croissants?
What is wrong with a big lump of British bacon?
What is wrong with a big lump of British bacon?
Make it so
a close up of a bald man in a suit making a funny face .
ALT: a close up of a bald man in a suit making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Make it so
Onna stick?
With ketchup?
With ketchup?
November 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Onna stick?
With ketchup?
With ketchup?
I can see her response now....
miss piggy from the muppet show is sitting on a purple couch and says what 's that supposed to mean
ALT: miss piggy from the muppet show is sitting on a purple couch and says what 's that supposed to mean
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I can see her response now....
