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dimlan.bsky.social
@dimlan.bsky.social
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Exhausted from living in the 21st Century. Brain fried from all the TV watching. Have hot hot hot sport and political takes. Please don't implode this place and make me have to understand Mastodon
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Dos Equis Man saying "I don't always get in the Red Zone. But every time I do I score"
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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My mind immediately jumps to Christopher Lloyd in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Homer saying "when the email isn't from Trump, all the other characters should be asking "where's Trump?"
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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The losing team gets the Trophy of Shame
The winning team gets the Trophy of Pride
Homer Simpson chained to a large stone
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Billboard says "This year give her... Dogs that shoot bees when they bark"
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Homer Simpson saying "Stupid, creepy Leavitt!"
November 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Amazon: How will people accept another agent named James Bond?

Rian Johnson:
‘Poker Face’ Canceled at Peacock, Rian Johnson Shops New Version With Peter Dinklage Taking Over for Natasha Lyonne as Charlie Cale
November 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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"Simpsons" character saying "I WAS A FOOL TO THINK THE NEW YORK TIMES WOULD WANT PICTURES OF DONALD TRUMP WITH GIRLS IN BIKINIS IN MY KITCHEN"
November 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Bart Simpson says "I don't think any of us expected him to say that"
November 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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I don't remember "Notes from the Underbelly" but Wikipedia has this informative note:
Wikipedia: Despite playing parents on the series, the majority of the cast had little real life experience with pregnancy.
November 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Did a dinosaur write this?
November 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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"Monty Python" character says "I'd like to have an argument please"
November 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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"I Think You Should Leave" man in mask says "I don't even want to be around anymore"
November 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Don't take my thumbs, bro
November 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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They got the idea of dressing as a bobby and demanding the ball from cartoons
Bugs Bunny disguised as a British cop
November 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Skinner from "Simpsons" saying "done and done. And I mean done"
November 9, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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They actually are doing a "Golden Girls" anniversary special, which is odd for uh obvious reasons
ABC PR: "THE GOLDEN GIRLS: 40 YEARS OF LAUGHTER AND FRIENDSHIP - SPECIAL EDITION OF 20/20' AIRS TUESDAY, NOV. 11, ON ABC, STREAMING NEXT DAY ON DISNEY+ AND HULU A Behind-the-Scenes Look at the Beloved Sitcom's Enduring Impact on Television and Culture, Including Interviews With Superfans Sheryl Lee Ralph, Kelly Ripa, Laverne Cox and Former Guest Star Mario Lopez "The Golden Girls: 40 Years of Laughter and Friendship - Special Edition of 20/20" looks at the lasting cultural phenomenon of the beloved sitcom four decades after it originally premiered, airing Tuesday, Nov. 11 (10:01-11:00 p.m. EST) on ABC, and streams next day on Disney+ and Hulu. The special chronicles the making of "The Golden Girls," from its early inception and pilot episode to becoming one of the most treasured shows in television history. At a time when Hollywood heavily favored youth, "The Golden Girls" famously put four older women - Bea Arthur, Betty White, Rue McClanahan and Estelle Getty - front and center, using uninhibited comedy to rewrite the narrative for women over 50. Often tackling taboo and groundbreaking topics, the sitcom redefined aging, while its timeless appeal has attracted new audiences and created a lasting influence on pop culture."
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Godfrey being like
November 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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S*** is that Venom stowing away under the spaceship?
November 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Universes keep converging
Mister Rogers as the "yes ha ha ha yes" sicko
November 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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This is what Trump thinks about at every moment and dreams about every night
Happy multicultural children standing on smiling Earth in front of a rainbow
November 7, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM