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@diminishing-rtrns.bsky.social
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Donned perhaps, but suggesting your apparel to be gay? Debateable.
December 25, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Donned perhaps, but suggesting your apparel to be gay? Debateable.
I understand that you can make pasta by putting eggs and flour right on the table, but nobody explains why this can’t happen in a bowl
December 5, 2024 at 3:16 AM
I understand that you can make pasta by putting eggs and flour right on the table, but nobody explains why this can’t happen in a bowl
Lotion seller, I’m going in to winter. My hands are dry. I require your strongest lotion.
December 1, 2024 at 7:09 PM
Lotion seller, I’m going in to winter. My hands are dry. I require your strongest lotion.
Hallow Knight (2017)
November 30, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Hallow Knight (2017)
Engine wires probably taste so good if you’re a rat
November 30, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Engine wires probably taste so good if you’re a rat
this is what i needed
November 29, 2024 at 11:25 PM
this is what i needed
Every day i wake up and tell my dog he's a dingus
November 29, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Every day i wake up and tell my dog he's a dingus
Wow you’re all really committed to hanging lights from ceilings huh
November 29, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Wow you’re all really committed to hanging lights from ceilings huh
No campaign as futile as kraft mac n cheese convincing people a box is multiple servings
November 29, 2024 at 10:49 PM
No campaign as futile as kraft mac n cheese convincing people a box is multiple servings
These eggs are tragically nogless
November 28, 2024 at 2:28 PM
These eggs are tragically nogless
Shaq is in so many commercials now it’s establishing the shaquille cinematic universe
November 28, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Shaq is in so many commercials now it’s establishing the shaquille cinematic universe
Ceasefire with hezbollah, the new hit musical on Broadway!
November 28, 2024 at 2:25 PM
Ceasefire with hezbollah, the new hit musical on Broadway!
Inspector gadget in retirement: “go go gadget pill dispenser”
November 27, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Inspector gadget in retirement: “go go gadget pill dispenser”
“Any last words, heretic?”
Blindfolded against a wall: “the clit is phallic”
*gunshots*
Blindfolded against a wall: “the clit is phallic”
*gunshots*
November 26, 2024 at 4:32 PM
“Any last words, heretic?”
Blindfolded against a wall: “the clit is phallic”
*gunshots*
Blindfolded against a wall: “the clit is phallic”
*gunshots*
Just gotta burn a little more coal and maybe then google ai will figure out “oatmeal ratio”
November 25, 2024 at 1:43 PM
Just gotta burn a little more coal and maybe then google ai will figure out “oatmeal ratio”
Its windy outside and they’re using a leaf blower
November 24, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Its windy outside and they’re using a leaf blower
Book nerds need to move past dune and get back to discussing the merits of the planet hyperion with the time traveling death god that makes you cum
November 19, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Book nerds need to move past dune and get back to discussing the merits of the planet hyperion with the time traveling death god that makes you cum
This ginko tree is even shittier smelling this year. I’m proud of it
November 19, 2024 at 10:30 PM
This ginko tree is even shittier smelling this year. I’m proud of it
Electric scooter delivery drivers carrying around their own battery cells before or after a shift is 1000x more cyberpunk than the cybertruck
November 19, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Electric scooter delivery drivers carrying around their own battery cells before or after a shift is 1000x more cyberpunk than the cybertruck
Did that menswear guy move to bsky yet or is it safe to post fit checks without being immediately annihilated
November 19, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Did that menswear guy move to bsky yet or is it safe to post fit checks without being immediately annihilated
Honestly the only times i go to the gym is to pay overdue fees
November 19, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Honestly the only times i go to the gym is to pay overdue fees
Str8 men will take a blurry nighttime bigfoot trailcam pic of their girlfriend and set it as their phone background
November 19, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Str8 men will take a blurry nighttime bigfoot trailcam pic of their girlfriend and set it as their phone background
There’s still a few squares on this tp roll but it seems everyone using this stall has already moved on to the next roll
November 19, 2024 at 2:43 PM
There’s still a few squares on this tp roll but it seems everyone using this stall has already moved on to the next roll
I was working a tv sales job when motion smoothing came out and i remember the sales rep showing us and i said “but it looks kind of bad don’t it” and that was the most correct and prescient ive ever been
*re-enables your tv motion smoothing*
November 19, 2024 at 2:39 PM
I was working a tv sales job when motion smoothing came out and i remember the sales rep showing us and i said “but it looks kind of bad don’t it” and that was the most correct and prescient ive ever been
My only request is if you’re walking on the sidewalk while looking at your phone just walk in a straight line
November 19, 2024 at 2:33 PM
My only request is if you’re walking on the sidewalk while looking at your phone just walk in a straight line